What do you love most about being white?

[Kapros]

I thought today would be the perfect day for this. There are so many excellent aspects of whiteness. Which is your favorite?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Being at least half Aryan.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

6ft tall master race, only humans need apply

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Putting on a wig and LARPing as a gender minority

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Non-whites are always coping and seething and try to hide their impotent rage as best as they can. Being a living god among garbage people feels great, actually.

 

[PunkinMan]

Being poor and not getting made fun of.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Being a blue eye rare variant.

 

[Apochrypha]

Not having shitskin for one. Melanated skin tends to have more impurities like oil buildup, acne and just overall bad complexion. My meatsuit is shiny and clean.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

Being in a public place or store and finding out the police were called for some stupid bullshit and they instantly look at me and make this "he's white, so he can't be the one I'm looking for" face.

 

[isalaide]

All lipstick colours look excellent on me

 

[Tablet County]

Unironically? No sickle cell anemia.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Knowing who my father is.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Knowing who my father is.

Not only that, but having a good relationship with him.

 

[Daily Affirmation]

A woman of my race is unlikely to turn her back to me, grotesquely twerk her ass, and then get upset if I'm not titillated by her monkey behavior.

 

[Huh what?]

The weekly White Privilege checks are pretty nice. I spend it all on AR-15s and copies of Kingdom Come: Deliverance

 

[AnsemSoD1]

The weekly White Privilege checks are pretty nice. I spend it all on AR-15s and copies of Kingdom Come: Deliverance

I'm currently playing Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered, although I might play Overcooked 2 next.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I am spared of melanin determinism so I can do whatever I like with my life and, no matter what I do, I will fare better than any non-white except East-Asians. That's basically white privilege, I guess.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

6 ft by default. Good swimmer. Morals. Not being born by default with a sub-70 IQ. Being born with a soul because I am not 1 of 100,000 bugmen born that exact minute in the designated shitting street.
Most of all, by virtue of being white, I can survive and overcome any situation with my intellect and willpower.
When a white man is out of his element, he adapts to conquer it.
When a bugman is out of his element, he shrieks and demands that those elements change in order to accommodate him.

I pity these bugmen, but I do not tolerate them.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

I love having an actual history recorded by my own people, as well as a vast literature in my native language.

 

[User names must be unique]

not having my tastebuds numb to any flavour but cheap seasoning mixes.