Not Jewish Wario
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I'll go for the obvious answer and say mosquitoes. Cue the answers that say "women, gays, and/or insert ethnic group".
What animal species would you not mind going extinct?
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Giant hornets are kind of cuter than normal hornets in certain scenarios due to their size and proportions but their venom being as powerful as it is is fucking overkill. lYou're already bigger than the other bugs around you, you can literally just bite their fucking heads off easy, but no you got to have the venom capable of putting a human into shock on top of it all and useTHAT on other bugs on top of the biting.Nobody has brought up Yellow Jackets or the Giant Asian Hornet?
I mean look at this fucking nightmare! It's in my fucking province!
Still, they got their place in the world. Did you know bees learn how to kill them and it's literally as simple as swarming one and cooking the fucker alive through bee body heat alone? Shit's brutal. War is hell.
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Oh yeah,Japanese bees do that. It's fucking metal.
North American honeybees don't do that though. They can't fight against those giant orange nightmares.
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The honeybee fears the samurai. I'd probably exterminate all honeybees. Plants have had it to easy for to long.
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honeybees are based,you are cringe (and very homosexual)
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Three pages in and nobody said niggers. This isn't the Kiwi Farms I know.
Niggers.
Niggers.
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Africans.
Just joking. Fug dogs like pitbulls, bulldogs, Staffordshire bull terriers, et al.
Just joking. Fug dogs like pitbulls, bulldogs, Staffordshire bull terriers, et al.
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I legit didn't see this until after posting.
Hornets serve no purpose other than being overly aggressive cunts.
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pitbulls
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
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Ants, mosquitoes and flies
fuck these niggers keep breaking into my house to shit their young everywhere and those black nigger ants biting my feet and those nigger mosquitoes that will legitimately fly near your ear all night but you can never find the fucking things to smash to death so you go to sleep gambling that they haven't had a decent helping of AIDS lately
Edit: also fuck those niggers for building nests at every point I need to step outside
Getting out the car? that's a nest, using the hose? that's a nest, hanging out washing, oh buddy you better fucking believe there's a nest there
fuck these niggers keep breaking into my house to shit their young everywhere and those black nigger ants biting my feet and those nigger mosquitoes that will legitimately fly near your ear all night but you can never find the fucking things to smash to death so you go to sleep gambling that they haven't had a decent helping of AIDS lately
Edit: also fuck those niggers for building nests at every point I need to step outside
Getting out the car? that's a nest, using the hose? that's a nest, hanging out washing, oh buddy you better fucking believe there's a nest there
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I wouldn't wish ants extinct but could they PLEASE stop fucking breaking in and swarming the fucking toilets and bathrooms for no discernible reason. It already pisses me off enough if they start swarming the kitchen but there is literally fucking nothing for them in the bathrooms.
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You should really get that diabetes checked out.
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One man's shit is another man's dinner.
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I got a feeling they're attracted to the water because they also swarm the sink sometimes but the shit eating aspect also may hold a bit of potential lmao.
EDIT: I took a piss just now and there was a fucking ant dopily walking on the toilet lid before I lifted it up, guess they'recoming out of hibernation or whatever and starting back up on their bullshit it's like a weird cosmic irony tough that it happened IMMEDIATELY after I sent the message about ants stealing toilet water and possibly eating poop.