What animal species would you not mind going extinct?

Those fucking parasitic worms that burrow into people or insects and fucking eat em alive from the inside out.
The fucking amoebas that just eat your eyes and brain for no god damn reason if you come into contact with them can get fucked too.

Also, the fucking toxoplasmosis anal worms. Just jesus fuck ANAL WORMS THAT EAT YOUR BRAIN WHEN THEIR EGGS GET INHALED VIA POOP FUMES DO NOT BELONG IN ANY FOOD CHAIN.
Like "oh it makes rodents easier to catch for cats and shit cause they get horny when they see poop"
NO FUCK YOU IT INFESTS YOUR ANUS AND BRAIN THAT SHIT DON'T BELONG NOWHERE.
 
Tough question. You have to pick creatures that hurt the environment more than they help it overall, which is much harder than it sounds. For example, ticks suck, but they're a keystone species. If you wipe them out, the deer and mouse populations explode, they eat all the plant matter they can find, and wipe out a good chunk of the biosphere in the process. Mosquitoes too: bats depend on them as adults, and freshwater fish and dragonflies depend on their larvae. Wipe out mosquitoes and you wreak havoc on wetlands ecosystems, which are fragile enough as is.

With that in mind (I have put way too much thought into this):
- Giant pandas (they contribute nothing to the environment and China uses them as a racket to extract millions of dollars annually from foreign zoos. Google "panda diplomacy")
- Nutrias
- Burmese pythons
- Quagga and zebra mussels, Asian clams
- Gypsy moths
- Emerald ash borers, longhorn Asian beetles
- Japanese beetles
- Brown mamorated stinkbugs
- Asian carp (they are probably important to China, but China can go fuck themselves at this point)
- All parasites that exclusively infest humans, livestock, or domestic animals (e.g.: head lice, demodex mites, heartworms)

I wouldn't wipe out cats, pigs, or goldfish, but if I were God, I'd make it so they could only breed in captivity. Should be a self-correcting problem after that.
 
Can't belive nobody mentioned pitbulls yet, they should be extinct starting yesterday.

1) they are ugly as fuck

2) They literally only exist because they were bred to be retarded and aggressive fighting dogs on purpose.

German shepherds or Rottweilers can be aggressive too, but unlike pitbulls you can actually train them to only be aggressive on command, or train them to not be aggressive at all. There's a reason why cops use Rottweilers and German Shepherds, not pitbulls. They've tried and failed because pitbulls are so dumb they aren't good for anything practical besides attack-and-destroy, and unlike a Rottweiler or a Shepherd, once the pitbull is in attack mode you can't call them off easily.

>inb4 its just a dog

There's nothing a pitbull can do that can't be done better by literally any other breed of dog. Unless you specifically want an ugly beady eyed joker-mouthed abomination that will randomly snap and attack you or someone else.

It's not just the dogs its the owners too. Go to a video or an article of a person being mauled by one, and the comments will be full of pitbull nutters defending the DOG. And the pitbull nutters have infested all the shelters too. You can't even get a dog from a shelter anymore because majority of the dogs in shelters are fucking pitbulls/pitbull mixes. And the worst part of the mixes is the shelters will intentionally make up some bullshit like calling it a "lab mix" or a "collie mix "when the pictures show its obviously a pitbull. And they use bullshit flowery language like "oh he likes to be the only pet" or "he likes to be the center of attention" as a way of hiding aggression and jealousy problems. There's a reason shelters are filled mostly with pitbull type dogs, and its because nobody with any sense adopts them, and clueless people adopt them and quicky return them, and in both cases that's because THEY'RE FUCKING GARBAGE.

And then the pitbull nutters will point to the high percentage of shelter dogs being pitbulls as "evidence" that pitbulls are unfairly hated when in reality pitbulls all end up in shelters because they're so garbage that even most dog lovers don't want them.

Pitbulls are garbage dogs that shouldn't exist, and people who unironically like them are also garbage.

I'll take my top hats from pitbull owners now.
 
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These lil' fuckers.
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