well....that didnt go as planned....

Oh, just SHUT UP you fat, droning heifer. Jeeeeezus. It's like death by a thousand cuts.

@angelicbitch If she did, it would at least match her eyebrows.

@C3PBRO Ninja'd. I thought the exact same thing. I swear she's getting dumber and the only "improvement" with the fancy new camera is more Slatonesque up-nostril shots and close-ups of unidentifiable tubular body parts. Chemtrails must be borking her brain.
 
blackbrook dijo:
Didn't know whether to put this in the General or the Fan-Made Content thread but I'm putting it here. Created a bingo card about our ol' gorl to hopefully make her insufferably-boring content at least somewhat entertaining (you're welcome, AL). Have fun, farmers! Let me know if I missed any other big ones.
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Damn, if she had gone to Walmart I would have gotten a Bingo. :'(
 
Aw I was really looking forward to her convoluted explanation of the miraculous new method she was going to use to lose weight this time! I want a REEEEE-fund.
 
I wonder why she immediately changed her mind about showing us what she ate after her pitiful excuse of a breakfast. Hmm... Look, the cow knows what she's doing. Painfully obvious how she's trolling for views. Doing and saying things that will obviously elicit a contentious reaction. She seems to think that she's got her viewers wrapped around her little finger and that she is always one step ahead of the 'game'.

I wonder what kind of duckface she'll make when she's on the floor, gasping for air from a heart attack.
 
How is she so tired all the time???? She doesn't work, doesn't actually do anything, doesn't have a routine. And what changes is she making?? She's "changing too many things at once"?? What gorl?? Try working full time, taking care of kids and a house, that'll make you tired.
 
Sleep apnea causes micro-awakenings throughout the night, potentially numbering in the hundreds. It's probably rare that she stays in the most restful stage of sleep for more than a few minutes at a time. Lack of true rest for the brain and body raises cortisol, a stress hormone that can be hunger-inducing and encourage the body to store calories as fat.

And that's on top of the pre-existing bent wire in her brain that makes her obsessed with food and binge eating.

She's killing herself to 'troll' the 'haters' and for youtube views. Fucking idiot.

edit: and thank you team hooktube. it would be nice if all OPs edited hooktube link into their thread OP just sayin :)
 
ChubbyChaser dijo:
How is she so tired all the time???? She doesn't work, doesn't actually do anything, doesn't have a routine. And what changes is she making?? She's "changing too many things at once"?? What gorl?? Try working full time, taking care of kids and a house, that'll make you tired.
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oh, she has a routine but it's fucked. Wake up, eat, eat again, eat yet again. Demand Becky take her out to eat (because hungry and they have to pick up more food at walmart/kroger). Demand Becky take her out to eat again. Drive home, eat, eat again, eat yet again. Sleep. Repeat

I mean eating all that much during the day would cause me to be tired too. Gorging all day is hard work!
 
also autistic dijo:
Well most make up store has a specific one as a sampler for that purpose.
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I thought they went to Kroger, in which case there may have been a sample display set up if they were new products, but I've seen our gorl crack open wax melts to smell, then put the open ones back and grab an unopened one to buy.
 
*sigh*
Cereal Killer dijo:
I thought they went to Kroger, in which case there may have been a sample display set up if they were new products, but I've seen our gorl crack open wax melts to smell, then put the open ones back and grab an unopened one to buy.
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Her inconsiderate behavior knows no boundaries does it?
 
Someone needs to inform that NWO that the chemtrails are wasted on Becky and AL. Although perhaps they are testing their efficacy on livestock sized loads.
 
ChubbyChaser dijo:
How is she so tired all the time???? She doesn't work, doesn't actually do anything, doesn't have a routine. And what changes is she making?? She's "changing too many things at once"?? What gorl?? Try working full time, taking care of kids and a house, that'll make you tired.
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In all honesty, she is probably very malnourished, which on its face seems like a paradox? but since people who are morbidly obese tend to shovel complete garbage into their cakehole 24/7 they begin to deny themselves essential nutrients and vitamins that they would get from eating healthier more nutrient-dense foods.
 
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