well....that didnt go as planned....

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

aaygs

edit: Hooktube link https://hooktube.com/watch?v=NtpKVni9SVA

thanks @C3PBRO

 

[Kataomoi00]

When has it ever gone as planned?

 

[NQ 952]

Jesus christ please stab my fucking brains out. What the fuck is a "bay ghoul"? It's Bagel. The word has a goddamn g in it.

 

[Dog Meat]

Her breathing directly into the mic is triggering me lol

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I'm done at 2:17, if she makes duck lips ONE more time. I'll take my mad ratings. Its NOT CUTE. A 550 pound dainty queen she isnt.

 

[Cereal Killer]

yuck...you know she swatched a bunch of eyeshadows on her grimy paw, then put the tubes back and grabbed fresh ones to buy.

 

[Crisseh]

"Guiz I'm on track today! Diet time!"

*5 minutes later at a restaurant*

 

[pickleniggo]

She’s really losing it in this one.

Sorry your life is a slow and sad death, gorl.

 

[Cauliflower Gorl]

I feel like I’ve seen this fucking video 5,000 times now

 

[Not me]

I was laughing when people said she lived in weekly cycles but this is truly groundhog day

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

Nah, the plan was to pretend like you were going on a brand new diet, finally making a positive change to be healthier. Only to fall back to the same shit eating patterns within the same breath as saying “healthy, intuitive eating!”

Exactly as planned, gorl

 

[boops]

I hope once the bedbound saga begins, our gorl's gonna start making makeup tutorials.

 

[oasys]

When she becomes terminally ill from her obesity she will probably blame the chemtrails. The same damn chemtrails that keep sploodging on her car and dusting brown powder onto her knuckles.

 

[angelicbitch]

If she does end up dyeing her whole head that horrible copper orange color...

 

[C3PBRO]

lol the burn

PS. Hooktube link.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

dusting brown powder onto her knuckles.

but shes Portuguese...

 

[SweetDee]

Not really much more to say other than







FAT

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

But but...she has the knowledge you guise! She knows how to lose weight like a pro!

 

[FitBitch]

Does she show us a scale?

 

[C3PBRO]

I want someone to make a compilation ... of a bunch of my quotes that like, make no sense.

So every video you've ever released, then.

ETA: how can someone take such pride in being a moron, and then claim to be open-minded and well researched on shit.