We Should Invade Mexico - Why Not?

[sbm1990]

I agree, let's take Mexico over, I want real authentic tacos, dammit!

 

[Un Platano]

The Geneva Convention has made it pretty much impossible for any country that follows it to conquer anywhere using military force. The US could join the ranks of ISIS and just not follow them, which is an option if you really want to take Mexico. It's not like the condemnation of cheese-eating Europeans will be able to do anything, and China wouldn't give a shit.
But if that option is off the table the only other way to do it is hegemonically with puppet dictators and rampant conspiring and corruption. Given that's how Mexican politics works, all that means you really have to do is purge the current leadership and slip in our own guys. It will be totally obvious but again no one will be able to do anything just like in scenario one, just now they can't execute you for war crimes.

 

[Tlazolli]

But I don't wanna fuck a short leg Mexican drug dealer tho

There’s always Latin Lover. He thicc

 

[Ruminous]

You'd probably end up killing millions of people, destroy American international standing, crash the global economy, and spawn violent latino terrorist movements not only in occupied Mexico but also in the United States. China, Russia, and others would funnel resources and weapons to these movements under the guise of anti-imperialism.

 

[AnOminous]

When you say hot chicks, do you mean fat , filthy toothless hags with shit-smelling pubic hair ? Because the only thing remotely hot about Mexican chicks are their herpes-riddled vaginal cavities.

When I say that I mean I wish I had an A-Log rating here in Deep Thoughts, but the syphilitic mods and admins disabled that rating, because they're utter faggots.

You'd probably end up killing millions of people, destroy American international standing, crash the global economy, and spawn violent latino terrorist movements not only in occupied Mexico but also in the United States. China, Russia, and others would funnel resources and weapons to these movements under the guise of anti-imperialism.

I'm not seeing the minus here.

 

[PT 404]

Mexico's underaged drinking economy would be fucked, tho.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

There’s always Latin Lover. He thicc

Ha.
Try me; It can work, but not if the Mexicans give me an arranged marriage. :I
"Christian lieks you; call him at 7 PM! " Uh huh. how about no and I shoot the Mexican skanks in their wombs and their cousins up their rectum?
Edit: Also Mexicans also have a turkey mentality in bullying in which they use all their skanks to attack any one outside their inferior taint/apartment complexes
I tried to sell them Life Insurance for 2 years; I would want them all and their uncouth ilk to die in their own illiterate pools of blood, beer, vaginal excretions, snot and piss before I give them any amount of compassion or mercy.

 

[Lensherr]

Somewhere out there some neocon/neolib is jerking off to this thread and the thought of getting more voters/pseudo-slave labor.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I call dibs on being head of taco distribution!

 

[millais]

We are long overdue for an unnecessary American intervention in Mexico. If El Chapo escapes again, he can stand in for Pancho Villa 2.0

 

[DangerousGas]

I want to see this happen, purely because I would take great pleasure in watching Kim Jong Un have a stroke from pure rage and indignation as a result of being ignored by America-senpai.

I also want to see how Putin would try to work it to his advantage, aside from just sitting back and chuckling in Russian.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I've actually had this idea for years but was always nervous about expressing it. Part of what goes into annexing a country is that it has to have a valuable resource to even happen.

Mexico has a massive untapped oil reserve, case closed.

 

[DangerousGas]

Mexico has a massive untapped oil reserve, case closed.

Sounds like a perfect candidate for some good ol' fashioned freedom.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Today Mexico, tommorow THE WORLD!

#MakeTrumpGodEmperorOfTerra

 

[Clownfish]

I say create an exchange program.
For every illegal who wants become an US citizen we should deport two pro migrant USA born citizen.

I rather have a guatumelan as a neighbor then a screaming sjw.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

1. Invade Mexico.
2. Steal their burritos.
3. Make @AnOminous governor over part of it because good plan.
4. ???
5. Profit.

 

[Hui]

Right but when people start bitching about Spanish becoming the main speaking language we should just roll back to Latin.

 

[AnOminous]

I say create an exchange program.
For every illegal who wants become an US citizen we should deport two pro migrant USA born citizen.

I rather have a guatumelan as a neighbor then a screaming sjw.

I think we actually would have to invade if we wanted to force them to take those.

 

[Clownfish]

I think we actually would have to invade if we wanted to force them to take those.

It's a matter of turning their Bs on them.

 

[FemalePresident]

Well, you know, I think most mexicans want to be US citizens. It got to the point where when Trump talked about the wall and deporting illegals, the mexican politicians started their criticism like if the US owed something to them. And that's because Mexico doesn't have anything of its own.