We Should Invade Mexico - Why Not?

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ICametoLurk dijo:
The only reason we didn't annex Mexico when we could've was 100% because of Racism (We didn't want beaners in the USA). In the spirit of correcting Racism in the United States, not only should we tear down all the Statues of Confederates but also invade and annex Mexico.
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Damn straight - if we really care about stomping out racism (like MLK jr. almost did for us niggas, but otherwise couldn't completely achieve on his own, unfortunately.), then this is just another damn good reason to take such measures into consideration, if you think long and hard enough about it, of course.
 
yawning sneasel dijo:
Yep. People tend to think the US orders and the defense companies produce based on orders. It is sorta the other way around typically. They produce and we buy just about everything we can.
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It's a pretty wicked scam tbf. I mean the US goverment even pays for most of the R&D.
 
Dynastia dijo:
No, it's a pretty awesome strategy. The only real problem comes when you convince yourselves it means you're so good at war that you can beat some tiny third-world asian peasant country by yourselves, and then go try to do it. Embarrassing.
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It sure didn't work out well in Iraq.
 
Miel67 dijo:
@AnOminous are you gonna lead us like Teddy Roosevelt?? careful if we bring kids because of La Llorona or Chupacabra and shitty beer.
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I'm not as photogenic as Teddy. Still, we need a leader like that.

Imagine a Teddy Roosevelt in this day and age? Maybe we should have a Mexican President, and this would actually justify our completely unprovoked invasion of Mexico!
 
UselessRubberKeyboard dijo:
A bit more practice and it'll be fine.

Mexico. North Korea. Canada. Brazil would be fun.
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I can see America willingly conquering and optimizing everything except Canada, provided we don't leave any of these places looking like Africa, of course. Canada??? Might as well be Africa if we shared a continent with them, at this point.
 
AnOminous dijo:
I'm not as photogenic as Teddy. Still, we need a leader like that.

Imagine a Teddy Roosevelt in this day and age? Maybe we should have a Mexican President, and this would actually justify our completely unprovoked invasion of Mexico!
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Presidente Teodoro Cinto de Gallo
 
Is it seriously so hard to grasp the power of an ocean between nations? It's a benefit that Mexico doesn't have, coincidentally. Even with the Atlantic between the U.S. and the Western Front, the U.S. still established more air control and dropped more bombs than Britain while simultaneously fighting a war on the Eastern Front.

Note also that the more recent "foreign interventions" are endlessly halfhearted and far from the sort of total war that everyone brought to the table in WW2.
 
@Dynastia - Emu War - Anyone who lost a war to a small flightless bird has no business telling anyone else who is capable of war.

Seriously though. I think it is time that the US opt to annex Mexico and make it a state or territory. There is no real reason not to.
 
AnOminous dijo:
I'm not as photogenic as Teddy. Still, we need a leader like that.

Imagine a Teddy Roosevelt in this day and age? Maybe we should have a Mexican President, and this would actually justify our completely unprovoked invasion of Mexico!
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Sadly Ted's sons tragically died in WW1 so we won't get such a leader in this timeline...
 
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