We Should Invade Mexico - Why Not?

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Every single Frenchman claimed they were part of the Resistance after it was all over, but all they really did was suck Nazi dick nonstop.
Even then the Resistance was nothing more than a bunch of smelly, disorganized faggots who spent their days jerking off in the trees, reciting commie propaganda and blowing up train lines. They sucked so much nobody complained when the first thing the newly installed government did was casting them aside.
 
That was a pretty awesome war. We actually reenact it all the time.

Also the French didn't do shit in World War II other than surrendering. Every single Frenchman claimed they were part of the Resistance after it was all over, but all they really did was suck Nazi dick nonstop.
That’s not true! They’d also eat Nazi ass.
 
You may think I'm joking, but I'm not.

If we did this, we would totally distract the world from everything else going wrong with it and it would be a huge drama that would inflame the passions of the world.

And we'd get to bang a lot of hot Mexican chicks too as they surrender to us passionately.
 
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Please do, annex Mexico and Canada.
Fuck it, everyone already calls you America, so live up to your name and take ALL of it!
 
With the U.S.A's military's recent performance (IE: not being able to do shit), I wouldn't be surprised if the Mexicans kicked the U.S.A's ass to the curb and annexed Texas or some shit.

If The War on Terror was the failure that it was (IE: It made more terrorists), the War On Mexico would last five minutes before Washington capitulates.
 
It has to be a protectorate or something. If it's actual states then they'll be subject to US regulations and safety laws and that will ruin most of the fun of Mexico.
 
Lazy Mexicans deserve to be in internment campa and ONLY used for anal sex; then excecuted to exterminate their inferior taint from the gene pool.
 
We should invade it, force all the Mexicans in the fifty states to repatriate, and give them "independence" with a puppet dictator who would literally pay for the wall and start a war with Cuba and Venezuela we won't have to fight. Call it payback for the Zimmerman Telegram and shitty immigration.
 
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