Virginity & Society - how virginity effects the social lives of people

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are you a virgin?


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I lost my virginity to a hot pocket. It was a long hot summer day after I came home from school. I cooked up my favorite meal, a ham and cheese hot pocket in the microwave. After a few minutes, I took out the hot meal and it finally occurred to me. I took the hot, moist, sticky delight and inserted my penis into the hot pocket. It was hard at first but as the cheese started melting, it got faster and faster. I gripped the bread as my shaft penetrated the oozing cheese and ham. I was laying on the couch while this beautiful pocket pleasured me. It felt warm and moist until I couldn't take it anymore. I busted my mayo into the ham and cheese hot pocket, and gave my virginity to it. The end of the bread was a perfect catch for my jizz. Now I have a favorite past time after school, say goodbye to crusty socks, and say hello to mayo ham and cheese! I keep a warm, oozing hot pocket in my backpack at school so I can have some personal time to myself :).

@yawning sneasel
 
Regardless of your sex life and success, you can't deny that lately the pressure on virgins has been getting worse with this "new" incel witch hunt, since they are now a mainstream public enemy after the Toronto attack.
 
How to lose virginity in 5 EZ steps.

1.Go online

2.Buy Fleshlight

3.Wait for shipment

4.Fuck it

5. Congratulations! You're still a virgin! But at least you know what sex feels like! (Implying fleshlights feel the same as sex)

Now stop being :autism: and get the real deal!
 
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