Virginity & Society - how virginity effects the social lives of people

[DNJACK]

I've never had a fetish, I've tried but nothing really works. Anything you like and can recommend? And once I see it how do I ago about liking it? How did you?

I recommend body mutilation

 

[RG 448]

I haven’t had sex in a little over a year and that makes me REALLY CRANKY.

I’d kill myself tbh

 

[Ido]

I missed this thread. So, who here still hasn't lost their virginity? Losers.

 

[Slap47]

I missed this thread. So, who here still hasn't lost their virginity? Losers.

Dunno, I still feel glad that I'm not Boogie, Chris-Chan, Digibro or Destiny, people that have probably had alot of sexual activity.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I’d kill myself tbh

Is okay. I had sex a month ago. I’m all good now.

Spoiler

tell your mom I said hi

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

I don't need sex when liquor comes cheaper than a woman's heart.

 

[Ido]

I lost my virginity to a hot pocket. It was a long hot summer day after I came home from school. I cooked up my favorite meal, a ham and cheese hot pocket in the microwave. After a few minutes, I took out the hot meal and it finally occurred to me. I took the hot, moist, sticky delight and inserted my penis into the hot pocket. It was hard at first but as the cheese started melting, it got faster and faster. I gripped the bread as my shaft penetrated the oozing cheese and ham. I was laying on the couch while this beautiful pocket pleasured me. It felt warm and moist until I couldn't take it anymore. I busted my mayo into the ham and cheese hot pocket, and gave my virginity to it. The end of the bread was a perfect catch for my jizz. Now I have a favorite past time after school, say goodbye to crusty socks, and say hello to mayo ham and cheese! I keep a warm, oozing hot pocket in my backpack at school so I can have some personal time to myself .

@yawning sneasel

 

[jewelry investor]

Virgins can have happier lives than sex havers. The only disadvantage is that you lose more internet arguments.

 

[Changeofheart]

Regardless of your sex life and success, you can't deny that lately the pressure on virgins has been getting worse with this "new" incel witch hunt, since they are now a mainstream public enemy after the Toronto attack.

 

[Black Waltz]

I heard you become a god if you go your entire life without sex

 

[Bassomatic]

I heard you become a god if you go your entire life without sex

A god of misery and not getting laid.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

A god of misery and not getting laid.

All of your posts in this thread read like they were written by a horny middle schooler and I would not have sex with you.

 

[ZeCommissar]

How to lose virginity in 5 EZ steps.

1.Go online

2.Buy Fleshlight

3.Wait for shipment

4.Fuck it

5. Congratulations! You're still a virgin! But at least you know what sex feels like! (Implying fleshlights feel the same as sex)

Now stop being :autism: and get the real deal!

 

[Positron]

I heard you become a god if you go your entire life without sex

A wizard, not a god.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

A wizard, not a god.

No. You become a wizard at thirty and a god at death.

 

[wellthathappened]

Not losing your virginity in your teenage years is weird. Sorry.

 

[Okkervils]

I'm a born again virgin.
Not by choice, my vagina has just closed up after 7 months.

 

[Ruin]

I'm a born again virgin.
Not by choice, my vagina has just closed up after 7 months.

Because you didn't dilate it?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Not losing your virginity in your teenage years is weird. Sorry.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ne...ollege-london-next-steps-project-912283?amp=1

Uh oh.

 

[PT 404]

I mean, years of brutal prison rape means I'm probably not a virgin right?