Villains that you consider Sexy - Sometimes the dark-side is hot AF

I’d fuck this blue cat-monkey alien in a heartbeat

I must confess I was almost compelled to watch an Avatar movie for the first time in my life because of her.

Thread tax: Morgana le Fay as played by Helen Mirren.

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Thread tax: Morgana le Fay as played by Helen Mirren.

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Still the definitive version. I showed it to my mom because she loved Nicol Williamson from The Seven-Per-Cent Solution. (He plays Holmes as a neurotic, death-obsessed diva....that’s just him. That’s not acting.). My mom immediately shut down because Excalibur is wall-to-wall medieval violence.

So later we course-correct and show her the Sam Neill Merlin. (That’s Merlin for people who think swords are “a bit much.”) And she’s like, “Oh I like this one better.” :story:

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Holy fucking shit. I wanna bang Striker so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch Helluva Boss I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Striker. I hate waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside Striker's tight snake ass. I want him to have my mutant human/demon snake babies. Fuck, my mom caught me with a garden snake. I'd dressed him up with some horns, tied on some legs and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Youtube. I might not ever see Striker again.
 
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Not a villain and not "hot". I wanna be clear about that upfront before anyone puzzle pieces me.

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This version of Lola is just Looney Tunes bullshit filtered through a Vice article about dating a manic pixie where the twist is she ruins your life. If you dated this person you’d kill yourself. I do like the voice too. I am suspicious of celebrity voices in cartoons...

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But I thought Kristen Wiig worked really well in the role, better than Wiig does in live-action.

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Whenever there is a big Hollyweird project and the name Phoebe Waller-Bridge is attached to it,
You can bet /tv/ will point out how she personally turned the <insert any franchise> into an unwatchable goyslop product for the modern audience.

...And she does that with such a joie de vivre.
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She won't stop, until anything you've once held precious is defiled, abused and burnt to the ground.
And for some unfathomable reason I find that extremely Hot.​
 
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