Vampire or Werewolf? - Which would you choose?

[Red Hood]

Werewolves because many Gods could shapeshift into animals so someone who could shapeshift would be closer to the Gods.

Zeus mostly changed into animals when it was to fuck some lady. For some reason. Apparently being a dude isn't enough, you gotta become a swan.

 

[aqua sama]

Werewolves because many Gods could shapeshift into animals so someone who could shapeshift would be closer to the Gods.

and what's wrong with being a god?

But yeah, the way dracula is portrayed in most media, he is basically a god, with all the op powers he has.

 

[Coldgrip]

Orlok was a decrepit old man that got killed because he couldn't stop feeling up a young woman. He's the Woody Allen of vampires.

Anyway, I suppose I'm close enough to being a werewolf anyway. I like rare steaks and have an embarrassing amount of body hair. :powerlevel:

I didn't know you were Italian.

Count Orlok was how vampires are meant to be and how they were originally in legend; full on monsters. Not some emo centuries old virgin or some frilly nobleman that seduced his prey, they say what they wanted and took it.

Pseudo Edit: No love for Jiang-Shi?

 

[Red Hood]

I didn't know you were Italian.

Count Orlok was how vampires are meant to be and how they were originally in legend; full on monsters. Not some emo centuries old virgin or some frilly nobleman that seduced his prey, they say what they wanted and took it.

Pseudo Edit: No love for Jiang-Shi?

Eh, there are enough variations on Vampire legend that there are a lot of valid interpretations. One Eastern European tradition holds vampires as corpulent and red faced and obsessed enough with counting that they can be tricked to their deaths by mustard seeds; not surprisingly that one doesn't get much attention. I believe there's another one that sucks blood out of the soles of feet.

Although Sesame's Street count references the counting mania:

It's a common theory that vampires and werewolves were a way for pre-modern people to cope with phenomena they didn't understand like serial killings and rare disorders. Perhaps some of the monsters of ancient days are the lolcows of today.

 

[Count groudon]

Prolly werewolf. Vampires are cool and all but they have a bunch of shitty weaknesses like OCD, crosses, garlic, etc.

Plus I'd rather be a buff chad as fuck beast than a dainty NEET European guy who drinks blood.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Prolly werewolf. Vampires are cool and all but they have a bunch of shitty weaknesses like OCD, crosses, garlic, etc.

Plus I'd rather be a buff chad as fuck beast than a dainty NEET European guy who drinks blood.

plus the werewolf in Hellsing was hot as fuck

 

[Hui]

A corpse or furry?

 

[Mrs Paul]

It's not that werewolves are cooler, it's just that the vampire weaknesses suck. I love Italian food waaaaay too much to give up garlic.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"Oh no, garlic!"

"Oh no, they won't invite me in!"

"Oh no, holy water!"

"Oh no, the SUN!!!!!"

"Oh no, a cross!"

"Oh no, silver!" (OK, that's for both, but still)

 

[QB 290]

Why be either if Van Hellsing can murder them both just as easily?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Why be either if Van Hellsing can murder them both just as easily?

This is a "would you rather" situation. Like you're reading a 'choose your own adventure book' and the only options to proceed are page 53: become a werewolf or page 42: become a vampire.

 

[TheClorax]

Werewolf. I ain’t gonna be a sparkly faggot for the rest of my existence.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Wraith, Changeling and Mage were better than both. :autism:

 

[drtoboggan]

Demon.

 

[Overcast]

Well as a werewolf, I would only transform every full moon. Which is like every month?

Then again, vampires are classy as fuck. And who doesn't want to be a cute little bat every now and again?

I guess I'd pick vampire.

 

[Ilovecum]

Can I choose to be a succubus? Technically succubuses are vampires as they suck jism..

 

[DeadwastePrime]

op is a faggot

 

[AnOminous]

I'd say vampire but this is clearly one of the most important issues of our day and can only permanently be resolved by a series of Virgin v. Chad memes.

 

[Count groudon]

Wait if we can pick other monsters can I be a Killer Klown from outer space? I don't know what the fuck those things are but they looked like they were having the time of their lives in that movie.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I'd say vampire but this is clearly one of the most important issues of our day and can only permanently be resolved by a series of Virgin v. Chad memes.

Virgin Vampire vs Chad Werewolf