Vampire or Werewolf? - Which would you choose?

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Which would you rather be?

  • Vampire

    Votos: 23 29.5%
  • Werewolf

    Votos: 18 23.1%
  • Neither are real, so who fucking cares?

    Votos: 7 9.0%
  • OP is a faggot

    Votos: 30 38.5%

  • Total de votantes
    78

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Yes, I know neither of them exist, but if you had to be one, which would it be and why?

I choose werewolf. They have fewer dumb weaknesses. Plus they can be normal most of the time. And I'd also rather rip my prey apart instead of seduce them.

And I'm talking classical Vampires and Werewolves. None of this "Sparkles in the sun" bullshit. Vampires explode when exposed to sun.
 
I’d be a vampire. Get that cool gothic castle style and turn into a bat. Get a much more confident charisma, strength and probably a hot vampire mistress.

The only downsides are the weaknesses and the vaguely rapey undertones of sucking blood.
 
Issue with vampires is the absolutely hilariously huge array of weaknesses to make up for all those sweet powers.
I'd prolly avoid werewolf though because I'd be way more likely to kill people like that
 
jjba vampire is the overt homoerotic choice to go with
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