US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Look, man, I'm not saying she wasn't a complete legal lightweight and I'm not saying she wasn't a stupid bitch that you can't hate. I'm saying she had cancer 5 times and that's why she always looked a few centimeters from death.

Also, I'm like 99.99% sure she wanted to retire, but was pushed to stay on the court so Trump wouldn't get the nomination. Fat lot of good it did her, but that's what adrenochrome dealers do to a motherfucker.

I've always heard that she wanted to retire, but she wanted her replacement to be appointed by a woman president which she thought was going to be Hillary. By the time they realized it wasn't going to be Hillary it was too late for Obama to get it done

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Who else is watching this SNL in a couple minutes when it airs? I'm getting nice and toasted first.

I haven't watched an episode of SNL since 2005. I have an feeling most of the people who watch SNL are YouTubers in order to make content for their channels.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Here's the full cold open, unless someone else is posting future appearances, this is all that's confirmed.

2:44

 

[Puff]

Yep, that was 30 seconds of nothing, then shitty jokes, i'm not even gonna upload the archive, the picture is enough.

I assume there's more somewhere if you pay for cable.

 

[tehpope]

My forecast

Trump wins PA, WI and AZ on election night but loses them over the next week by 0.5% margin to ensure no recounts will be allowed.

Nov 12th every MSM network and newspaper announces Harris as the winner all at once. Each one citing heavy Democrat voter turn out and a tidal wave of female voters choosing Harris over Trump. All announcments will use the extact same language and talking points.

Trump will appeal to the courts for a recount but fearing violence and with most of the US Justice system being 80% Democrat sympathizers he will be denied again. There will be no recounts, no examining of records, no checking of vote tally's matching population. Harris won fair and square Trump is just a sore loser will be the talking point for the MSM machine.

Where we go from there as a country...I don't know but my gut says nothing much will happen, some protests that will be quickly crushed by ready to go glowies and Feds with more heavy handed sentences laid out on protesters to ensure that no one else gets any funny ideas about the election results. But that's just my guess, maybe there is some fire left in America but looking around I wouldn't bet on it.

That's my forecast. I hope I'm wrong but I just don't see a Trump win in the cards, too many forces are all aligned against him to realistically overcome, too little has changed in the critical states and far too many powerful people the world over have a vested interest in seeing Trump defeated.

The people at various papers and networks can't decide if they support Kamala or not. The people at top holding the purse strings don't. While the diehards do.

And if she does win, say goodbye to regular elections. Because the uniparty will stick dumbfuck people in front of the curtains from now on. They know they can fuck people over time and again. Then during election years say they're gonna change.

Trump is gonna win. We're all gonna make it.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

that hair is not on purpose. some bullshit went down before she decided to come out like that. half her braids are out and it looks like conditioner has been run back through it but the work stopped after that. because it looks frizzy, but it's not frizzy.

maybe the stylist was on the fence about Harris and then listening to the Obamas she canceled the box braid appointment on her

(I have nigs in the family and it's almost automatic that white parents of black kids go for the hardest black hairstyle possible because it's $pending money)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Trump literally did the exact same interviewing yourself joke on Jimmy Fallon. She really can't help but steal everything from him.

And the messed up part is that Jimmy regrets doing it:

https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/fallon-trump-interview-apology/

 

[tehpope]

The feds will probably start killing people, starting with stop the steal type protestors. Libtards have been labelling Trump voters as Nazi's, White supremacist's, human garbage, and violent. So the wider public will just accept it as 'justified". There was an entire campaign after the stop the steal protest BEGGING people to turn in their neighbors.

tldr - you're wrong. But Biden could use the Insurrection Act of 1807 to call the troops to kill you. In the name of "restoring order". But every president in the modern age could have invoked the act too.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Tim Kaine is funny, and the whole gag is "Tim Kaine was an entirely unmemorable candidate everyone has already forgotten."

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

My fellow Kiwis, whatever the results of this elections just know, Life will go on. Realize that you have so much to be blessed for and that whatever the future has in store for you will come to pass.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

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Drano is just about the worst way to kill yourself.

They should drink every drop.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Drano is just about the worst way to kill yourself.

They should drink every drop.

For the benefit of the curious, what's your suicide method ranking? One gets the feeling you've seen most of the ways to go.

 

[Conan]

My fellow Kiwis, whatever the results of this elections just know, Life will go on. Just realize that you have so much to be blessed about and that whatever the future has in store for you will come to pass.

No

I require vengeance

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I can't imagine SNL is the key demo the campaign feels it needs to hit either. Like, that's already overwhelmingly older liberals. Young people don't watch this shit. I guess her campaign organizers just figure if she shows, the audience will magically come and agree? Which seems a bit counter productive when you're trying to convince those not yet interested in you.

Campaigning is glorified marketing, you need to go where the folks who ain't drinking your koolaid yet are, and that's not SNL.

For those that don't know, SNL producer Lorne Michaels banned writers from making jokes about Harvey Weinstein after he was arrested.

Really gets the noggin joggin.

 

[0713]

Fuck me, if Harris wins we are all going to die in a nuclear holocaust aren't we?

We'll never know.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Trump literally did the exact same interviewing yourself joke on Jimmy Fallon. She really can't help but steal everything from him.

If she truly is a black woman like she says, she’d only be going by her nature.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Fuck me, if Harris wins we are all going to die in a nuclear holocaust aren't we?

Yeah, on April 14th, 2025 to be exact.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Here's the full cold open, unless someone else is posting future appearances, this is all that's confirmed.

CALL TO ACTIVISM - Kamala was SO GOOD on SNL!! Here is her full opening appearance： [18529195...mp4

Wait, that's not the complete open.

Spoiler: Here it is.

 

[Sammich]

Sorry for doubleposting, but:

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My thoughts exactly.

From what i seen it was mostly Tlaib refusing to endorse kamala so she had to do a quick "oh shit" pivot instead of the rallly planned in michigan. Could be mistaken though.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Union cocksuckers are some of the faggiest redditors on planet earth, up there with tankies and Marxists. See: All the retarded videos seething about any movie which portrays the Confederacy in any terms other than Satan incarnate on jewtube by fags like Atun-Shei.

Atun-Shei films are faggots who I despise because they're leftists who think they're the good guys and I hate em.

I don't give a shit what your stance and feelings on abortion are, the fact of the matter is that roe v wade was an unconstitutional overreach that democrats had literal decades to codify into federal law but never did. Ruth Bader Ginsburg even said this shit, and if democrats can't realize that these politicians would rather run on a topic forever than take the chance to actually make federal law regarding it then they're retarded

I wish people would shut the fuck up about abortion. It should be safe, legal, and rare. Abortions shouldn't be used as the primary form of birth control. It's also sad how many women would be vapid hoes who make 60k a year than settle down and have a family.

The feds will probably start killing people, starting with stop the steal type protestors. Libtards have been labelling Trump voters as Nazi's, White supremacist's, human garbage, and violent. So the wider public will just accept it as 'justified". There was an entire campaign after the stop the steal protest BEGGING people to turn in their neighbors.

Please the feds cracking down prematurely on a group who hasn't revolted and is peacefully protesting definitely won't end up backfiring.