US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Barleys]

Here's the full cold open, unless someone else is posting future appearances, this is all that's confirmed.

CALL TO ACTIVISM - Kamala was SO GOOD on SNL!! Here is her full opening appearance： [18529195...mp4

3:38

Literally done in 2015

 

[JambledUpWords]

Here's the full cold open, unless someone else is posting future appearances, this is all that's confirmed.

CALL TO ACTIVISM - Kamala was SO GOOD on SNL!! Here is her full opening appearance： [18529195...mp4

It was okay up until the actual Kamala showed up. The real Kamala can only awkwardly laugh

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Atun-Shei films are faggots who I despise because they're leftists who think they're the good guys and I hate em.

I wish people would shut the fuck up about abortion. It should be safe, legal, and rare. Abortions shouldn't be used as the primary form of birth control. It's also sad how many women would be vapid hoes who make 60k a year than settle down and have a family.

Please the feds cracking down prematurely on a group who hasn't revolted and is peacefully protesting definitely won't end up backfiring.

What are you going to do about it? Rise tf up? Sit your 5'1 ass down and pay your taxes like a good goy.

 

[Bucephalus]

3) NEW HAMPSHIRE IS POLLING 50/50 BRO.

I'm telling you, guys. It's gonna happen.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Watch Donald Trump Interviewing himself - Hilarious!! - Funny Video - US Elections Campaign.mp4
Literally done in 2015

Her entire campaign is hating on Trump, her agenda is full of talking points she copies from Trump, her speeches try to relate to to people like Trump, and now her TV skits are even copies of Trump's.

...Is Kamala secretly a Trump fan?

 

[0713]

For the benefit of the curious, what's your suicide method ranking? One gets the feeling you've seen most of the ways to go.

see:

Anyway, that was a dumb way to kill herself. Pills are too unpredictable. Top effective ways are gun to the head, a well-tied noose, or jumping in front of a train.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Her entire campaign is hating on Trump, her agenda is full of talking points she copies from Trump, her speeches try to relate to to people like Trump, and now her TV skits are even copies of Trump's.

...Is Kamala secretly a Trump fan?

She did invite us to go to one of his rallies!

I wouldn't be surprised if there's some iota of admiration or respect in play, at least in secret. Even the worst of enemies can give props to one another when they're due.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Watch Donald Trump Interviewing himself - Hilarious!! - Funny Video - US Elections Campaign.mp4
Literally done in 2015

The audience would be insulted if they didn't have worse memory than a goldfish.

 

[LeChampion1992]

More anti-catholic and anti-natalist talk on SNL. Neat. What you want associated with your campaign.

Yeah you might as well cater to the cringe fringe far left and hope that they show out for you and cater to your votes.

For those that don't know, SNL producer Lorne Michaels banned writers from making jokes about Harvey Weinstein after he was arrested.

Really gets the noggin joggin.

I mean Lorne Michael's was always a sex pest to begin with rumored in Hollywood circles.

What are you going to do about it? Rise tf up? Sit your 5'1 ass down and pay your taxes like a good goy.

Yes I'm totes sure the one still major Industrialized part of the us decides to secede is totes going to occur in totes shitlib victory.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It is time for the Democrats to lose with dignity

 

[Catboy Ranch]

At least the UK conservatives know what box braided hair should actually look like. Dunno wtf Michelle is doing. The African princesses have quit her apparently.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Btw, Trump's last SNL appearance included the "Dad Dance" skit, which sparked so many glorious memes in 2016 ... Especially the "Never Come Down" video.

Did it affect Trump's numbers? Nope. But, like I said ... Memes. lol.

 

[PizzaPoppa]

Proof that America is not a racist country. In 2008 the Democrats had to get a 0.0001% black man to get a minority in office. Now any ditsy bitch can be in the race

 

[National Tragedy]

Kamala going on SNL is like Trump campaigning at a NRA convention. SNL hasn't been funny since pre-Obama and people are especially tired with out of touch celebrities telling them what to do. In addition, Kamala has negative charisma and has zero ability to work off script. Seems like a dumb move.

 

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Relevant meme:

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[UnKillFill]

that hair is not on purpose. some bullshit went down before she decided to come out like that. half her braids are out and it looks like conditioner has been run back through it but the work stopped after that. because it looks frizzy, but it's not frizzy.

maybe the stylist was on the fence about Harris and then listening to the Obamas she canceled the box braid appointment on her

(I have nigs in the family and it's almost automatic that white parents of black kids go for the hardest black hairstyle possible because it's $pending money)

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That is an unfortunate hairline. Male pattern baldness is a bitch.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/saturday-night-live-trump-harris-b2622295.html

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/3NYPA

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Oh god new meme just dropped

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

I'm telling you, guys. It's gonna happen.

New Hampshire is a bunch of hick towns that only exist because jews living in Massachusetts don't want to live around warehouses or chop shops. If you interact with anybody out in NH, you'll understand the subservient slave dynamic I'm describing.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Current SNL sketch is having gags about how stores now have everything under lock and key.

They've also been pulling out all the stops on spending...licensing songs including numbers from Les Mis, Cabaret, and Lion King, and Aladdin.