I feel like the Republican party would be 500% more based if we added meth and violence into the mix. I mean I might be wrong but I think we should all just TRY it for a week and see how we feel.
Can you imagine though how good it would feel to be all messed up on nazi superman drugs and just smashing some soyjack dipshit right in the fucking face? Legendary, fella.
You would be able to see it in slow motion because of the meth, the look of shock and surprise that consequences are finally here. The Drew Carey spectacles and brightly colored rape whistle flying up into the air like a boxers mouth piece when they got the finishing blow from Tyson. The look of "I'm going to let him swing four or five more times before I arrest him" look the ICE agents are giving the beating because these assholes have been blowing whistles in their ears for the past month.
I'm not saying that doing a bunch of meth and beating these people within an inch of their life is right. I'm just saying at this point, maybe we should consider it.
Look I'll get some meth for everybody, you guys sleep on it and we'll make a decision tomorrow.
