So I was reading some news article on here about how Chicago is going to work towards giving people - Err, sorry, I mean niggers only, some form of reparations. (Probably not a lump sum, but whatever). They were all bitching and crying about it saying it's unfair and stupid and - Really, that's the problem with America, everyone is such a downer. You have to look for a bright side in everything. Like the Iran shit, sure, my investments are like, -6k a day in loss, but it's also a very good time to buy. So, like, if you can, make a bunch of money by putting in a ton into an index fund or something. Or, if you are a true gambling man, wait until Taiwan gets chinked and then, when the market goes absolutely insane downhill, then start buying. Anywho - Back to niggers. So, like that, you have to look at the bright side. In example, here is what I would do if reparations came to be.
1. I would get into Mike Johnson's (That's the mayor of Nigger retard town) circle and become his best friend. Be like "Hey, you know what we should do? Announce the promise of lump sum payments BUT make it a concert with also the finest black rappers. Get Beyounce, Lamar, Usher and The Weekened there to play for one day, make it really the blackest fucking thing on earth and make the concert... Get this, free! Sure, the city has to pay a ton, but it's just one day and will cement you as the most legendary black leader of all time." Due to being black, and therefore retarded, Mike would agree to this and pick a date.
2. Then, on the day of announcement and the concert, I would paint myself to look Indian and steal a crop dusters plane nearby. I would write on the side of the plain "INDIA HATES NIGGERS" and drop a manfesto that would go something like this:
"Dear saaars,
A nigger killed my son, streejeet. He pushed him in bus, very BAD! Bloody bitch BASTARD! Kill all niggers. Also, good morning!" and drop it near where I stole the plane.
3. Replace the plane crop duster pod with a big tank of cyanide mixed with fentanyl. Rig the plane with C4.
4. Fly it to downtown Chicago while screaming random Indian words, crop-dust the entire crowd at the concert, and then crash the airplane into a nearby Popeyes, where it would explode.
5. Watch from the afterlife as a race war occurs and niggers and Indians are eventually forced out of the USA due to the insane amounts of violence.
6. Achieve sainthood.
Seriously, we need to have more optimistic thoughts in America.
