US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Donald Duck]

Just woke up to the news. Gonna powerlevel a little and say that, as a Canadian, those shitheads who kept saying they'll move to Canada if Trump won better not be coming here...

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I'll be honest. I voted third party (Jill Stein). And I was pretty disappointed that Trump actually won, but if it means that America could actually start to improve and try fighting for actual change, rather than using fear-mongering and manipulation tactics to scare people into voting out of fear rather than encouraging people to voting for their actual morals and values.

Maybe this is why checks and balances and limited government exists, so that idiots like Trump won't be fucking up the country nearly as bad as he could had the government not been limited.

 

[DuskEngine]

Who loses a 12 point lead in a week?

After outspending the opponent on average 5-1. The incompetence on display is fucking embarrassing.

 

[friedshrimp]

Just woke up to the news. Gonna powerlevel a little and say that, as a Canadian, those shitheads who kept saying they'll move to Canada if Trump won better not be coming here...

It'll be Germany and Rapefugees 2.0, except instead of kebab you'll get a 30 minutes lecture on how Trump is a nazi and gender studies blah blah blah

 

[TenaflyViper]

"It's not like he'll be able to win... right guys?"

Wait...so they really DID just push Trump as a candidate to make Hillary look better? Because that's something I've been wondering all along--if his candidacy was even real, or a farce. I mean, the Trumps and the Clintons have been friends for years...

 

[FrankyBoo]

This election was even better than watching Sharknado

 

[Absolutego]

So why is it that libtards are saying that Trump being president will affect the whole world? What, is he gonna go to every country out there to round up muslims or something (Germany will be grateful for that I suppose).

Libtards (not liberals, but the moronic identity politicians who run the party) value international (mostly Euro) opinion on candidates because they're operating from a globalist viewpoint. A lot of them are operating under the delusion fed to them by mass media that Trump will LITERALLY NUKE EVERYBODY and OH MY GOD WE LOOK LIKE FOOLS ABROAD. One of my biggest complaints about 3rd way democrats is their cheering on of "Team America: World Police" style foreign policy.

So alienating the majority of voters and kicking out Bernie in favor of a charmless lizard queen worked out really well, DNC.

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Fuck the DNC. I hope the current leadership all get barbelled by Clinton for not rigging the election for her.

 

[DZ 305]

@Legatus Lanius your state flipped, one of the only Northeast states to go Trump, the state you said would save the Union from him. How do you respond? He didn't even need it to win but it gave him a landslide.

I haven't looked at the exit polls, can't tell you what happened there.

I just hope my college's tuition doesn't savage me. And I can find an insurer that isn't going to drop me.

I'm suprisingly calm about this, disappointed but calm. GG @Null @Internet War Criminal @Jon-Kacho and @KatsuKitty . I'm willing to give the old man four years at governing.

 

[Aquinas]

Germany and Rapefugees 2.0, except instead of kebab you'll get a 30 minutes lecture on how Trump is a nazi and gender studies blah blah blah

I cant tell if thats... worse

 

[Mage Of The Patriarchy]

I never could've called this election, not in a million years. What a wild ride.

I've heard people talking about voter turnout being increased this year (compared to previous years) and how that's a great thing, hooray people are more involved in American democracy, whatever.

About how fast do you think people are gonna change their minds from "get out and vote" to "NO NOT LIKE THAT. REEE"?

Cause I'm guessing it's already happening, and it's gonna be fun to watch it play out more. If you're gonna push for greater voter turnout, you can't possibly expect all those voters to vote exactly the way you want them to. But I have this feeling that's just what's happening.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Holy shit there are so many fucking riots breaking out right now nationwide.
Clinton still has yet to call her goon squad off.

 

[Mage Of The Patriarchy]

I cant tell if thats... worse

Kebab is a gift from the gods. Getting lectured by strangers over gender politics while I'm trying to bag my groceries? If I wanted that I'd move back to the hippie town where I went to college.

I'll take kebab any day.

 

[Male Idiot]

Holy shit there are so many fucking riots breaking out right now nationwide.
Clinton still has yet to call her goon squad off.

Let the watercannons trigger all those BLM rioters. They'll bath once in their lives.

 

[DZ 305]

They'll bath once in their lives.

That's one more bath than the average Hungarian tho

 

[Ariel]

It seems like the actual left are starting to viciously turn on SJWs. Rioting is just going to make that even worse lol

 

[Donald Duck]

Apparently the website for Canada Immigration crashed last night when a Trump victory became increasingly obvious.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or be concerned.

 

[Adamska]

Apparently the website for Canada Immigration crashed last night when a Trump victory became increasingly obvious.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or be concerned.

Laugh, because then it means these morons are leaving to make it easier for the right to win over in their "old motherland".

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Libtards (not liberals, but the moronic identity politicians who run the party) value international (mostly Euro) opinion on candidates because they're operating from a globalist viewpoint. A lot of them are operating under the delusion fed to them by mass media that Trump will LITERALLY NUKE EVERYBODY and OH MY GOD WE LOOK LIKE FOOLS ABROAD. One of my biggest complaints about 3rd way democrats is their cheering on of "Team America: World Police" style foreign policy.

Fuck the DNC. I hope the current leadership all get barbelled by Clinton for not rigging the election for her.

The Democrats set themselves up to suffer this. I'd characterize myself as "pretty damned liberal" and there was a reason I favored Trump over Hillary. He is a dose of castor oil to them and if that's what they need to change their ways, it was time that castor oil be dispensed.

Perhaps now they can come to terms with the fact that the plan they were working to was a shitty one. Perhaps.

 

[vertexwindi]

Laugh, because then it means these morons are leaving to make it easier for the right to win over in their "old motherland".

As if

Canada wouldn't let them in

 

[Absolutego]

Apparently the website for Canada Immigration crashed last night when a Trump victory became increasingly obvious.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or be concerned.

Echoing the laugh statement.

Why these diversity (outside my gated commnity, obvs) morons keep threatening to leave is beyond me.

Good riddance the lot of them, it's not like we'll suffer a Brain Drain if they all flee oop north.