Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Horse fuckers and gacha addicts get sent to the glue factory

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Golden Tempo has won the Kentucky Derby. In keeping with the Gold name (though there is no relation), he won as an End Closer, having been in dead last at the stretch.

As for the potential Umas in the race, Danon Bourbon did not build enough Guts and gassed out to 5th, while Wonder Dean (grandson of Wonder Acute) got blocked on the final corner and got 8th.

 

[Professor Donger]

2:08

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Here's a look a the other new concert "Never Looking Back"


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I thought this song was already in the game? Didn’t we get it for an anniversary?

 

[Professor Donger]

I thought this song was already in the game? Didn’t we get it for an anniversary?

Oh the twitter baited the fuck out of me. I keep an eye on it to post new stuff here whenever I see it and I guess I completely forgot about it.

Blaze is also not new, ignore my retarded ass.

 

[Spanish Chud]

who's worse, the tranny yuri shippers or the 5'2 pedos from Jakarta, Indonesia that get really mad at the slightest of yuri for no reason

 

[Rap Scallion]

who's worse, the tranny yuri shippers or the 5'2 pedos from Jakarta, Indonesia that get really mad at the slightest of yuri for no reason

Gotta go with pedos for this one, but I might be biased because I see more of them due to all the troons being on Discord.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Yesss, sexiest King Halo came home. Time to start saving my carats again.

 

[TrinityReformed]

who's worse, the tranny yuri shippers or the 5'2 pedos from Jakarta, Indonesia that get really mad at the slightest of yuri for no reason

Tranny yuri shippers. I see them way more often on /vg/ and they're in power on the official discord server of the game.

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Croix du Nord, son of Kitasan Black, has won the Spring Tenno Sho. He also won the Osaka Hai, and so only needs the Takarazuka Kinen (the race his father could never win) to become the first Spring Triple Crown winner in history.

 

[Professor Donger]

Tranny yuri shippers. I see them way more often on /vg/ and they're in power on the official discord server of the game.

They get reaaaaaally fucking pissed when you post any form of Trainer/Uma shipping and it's fucking hilarious

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Croix du Nord, son of Kitasan Black, has won the Spring Tenno Sho. He also won the Osaka Hai, and so only needs the Takarazuka Kinen (the race his father could never win) to become the first Spring Triple Crown winner in history.

Dear god, if he clinches that race, poor Kitasan is gonna get wrung dry...

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Tranny yuri shippers. I see them way more often on /vg/ and they're in power on the official discord server of the game.

I don't know what it is about 4chan's Yuri community that brings forth the absolute dregs of society. They all have a unique aversion to co-mingling with other elements of any fan base. (Never forget that ol' Jeffy Epstein himself was a 4chan yuritard). Picking fights with them feels like it is rarely the answer though and usually just ends as shitflinging with people who have infinite time.

 

[Professor Donger]

I don't know what it is about 4chan's Yuri community that brings forth the absolute dregs of society. They all have a unique aversion to co-mingling with other elements of any fan base. (Never forget that ol' Jeffy Epstein himself was a 4chan yuritard). Picking fights with them feels like it is rarely the answer though and usually just ends as shitflinging with people who have infinite time.

You think the Yuri Shippers are bad, wait until you see the Fujoshi Yaoi shippers. Those people are fucking maniacs

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Dear god, if he clinches that race, poor Kitasan is gonna get wrung dry...

I do like how today's superstars can be in-game at warp speed after their retirement (or sooner if you happen to be a cygames nepo baby).

 

[Cnidarian]

I don't know what it is about 4chan's Yuri community that brings forth the absolute dregs of society. They all have a unique aversion to co-mingling with other elements of any fan base. (Never forget that ol' Jeffy Epstein himself was a 4chan yuritard). Picking fights with them feels like it is rarely the answer though and usually just ends as shitflinging with people who have infinite time.

What's the problem with /u/ fags?

 

[Professor Donger]

Legend Races start May 7th at 10 pm UTC

 

[ZealotCrustacean101]

I'll be real, I have skipped the two latest CMs, doing ace runs in TB feels like crushing my balls with a hammer

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I'll be real, I have skipped the two latest CMs, doing ace runs in TB feels like crushing my balls with a hammer

I’ve found the secret is to not take them seriously. I know I can’t compete with the Whales, so if I somehow sneak into the Group-B Semi/Final I call it a win.

It admittedly doesn’t help that TB runs, while I’m consistently getting S Ranks now that I know what I’m doing, are tedious as fuck. I’ve legit had to go do some Unity Cup runs just to break the tedium.

 

[Professor Donger]

I’ve found the secret is to not take them seriously. I know I can’t compete with the Whales, so if I somehow sneak into the Group-B Semi/Final I call it a win.

It admittedly doesn’t help that TB runs, while I’m consistently getting S Ranks now that I know what I’m doing, are tedious as fuck. I’ve legit had to go do some Unity Cup runs just to break the tedium.

I've gotten into the finals of both CM's group b stages and the last one I didn't even try. I kind of get why people dislike Trackblazer now after having it for a few months.

Video related

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[honse]

I'll be real, I have skipped the two latest CMs, doing ace runs in TB feels like crushing my balls with a hammer

I'm gonna keep it real with you, I use the aces I trained for the first few and keep winning. Kinda funny they still sweep.

Only one I skipped was the dirt one because my dirt runners aren't the best. I'm working on it.