Ultra Right beer. - Not a parody.

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Don't care at all if that reads as cringe to some people. This is genuinely the correct way forward, things like Dissident Soaps and Black Rifle Coffee. You don't beat woke businesses by saying "but im not racist!!" over and over or halfassedly boycotting Bud Light before buying a case a month later.

I look into black rifle coffee. 85 USD for 5lb bag. It's almost like you're paying double because your brand says it's right wing and more than likely it's performative bullshit.

Bud light
Performative "I support the ideology" bullshit
Doesn't charge you double

Black rifle coffee; ultra right beer
Performative "I support the ideology" bullshit
Doesn't charge you double

Meanwhile, CHAD Chick Fil A
Actually donates and shit
Doesn't charge you double

 

[Seafarer]

I look into black rifle coffee. 85 USD for 5lb bag. It's almost like you're paying double because your brand says it's right wing and more than likely it's performative bullshit.

Bud light
Performative "I support the ideology" bullshit
Doesn't charge you double

Black rifle coffee; ultra right beer
Performative "I support the ideology" bullshit
Doesn't charge you double

Meanwhile, CHAD Chick Fil A
Actually donates and shit
Doesn't charge you double

Isn’t black rifle coffee ran by some Jew who is anti-second amendment? Supporting disarmament to own the libs (aka the Ronald Regan maneuver).

 

[Asian tech support]

Isn’t black rifle coffee ran by some Jew who is anti-second amendment? Supporting disarmament to own the libs (aka the Ronald Regan maneuver).

Is that so? I feel like every guntuber collab video that comes up has one of the black rifle guys in it. Then again, disarmament is a very jewish thing.

 

[Seafarer]

Is that so? I feel like every guntuber collab video that comes up has one of the black rifle guys in it. Then again, disarmament is a very jewish thing.

Ironically, Israel is one of the countries where it is easier for a civilian to obtain a firearm, as long as you served at least some time in the IDF.

 

[Dupree Home Edition]

I look into black rifle coffee. 85 USD for 5lb bag. It's almost like you're paying double because your brand says it's right wing and more than likely it's performative bullshit.

Bud light
Performative "I support the ideology" bullshit
Doesn't charge you double

Black rifle coffee; ultra right beer
Performative "I support the ideology" bullshit
Doesn't charge you double

Meanwhile, CHAD Chick Fil A
Actually donates and shit
Doesn't charge you double

Chick Fil A "actually donates and shit" unlike Black Rifle which....doesn't donate? How much does Chick Fil A spend on it's ingredients, you think they arent charging you double? Are you sure about that? It seems like things are performative based on whether you like it or not. Make more money lol, works on my computer.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Just drink whatever you like. If you really want to stick to your guns to attempt to boycott try to be mindful of just who owns the company since so many are simply a subsidiary of a larger corporation. Local breweries tend to do a decent job I find but I've never been a prolific beer drinker.

 

[Puff]

Ah, a pretend right wing product to make money off the culture war. Bet they're donating to the Dems like Black Rifle Coffee.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

peel off the label... BUD LIGHT

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

"I Hate the French Vanilla" (Francophobic sentiment in the US was at an all time high after they refused to support the 2003 Iraq war)

You shouldn't need France to not support some bullshit war in order for Americans to be Francophobic. Francophobia should just exist as a sentiment by default.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oddly enough, that name is German.

That's not odd tho because millions of Germans immigrated to the US.

the correct German spelling would be "Jüngling". It's an old-fashioned word and means "young man".

Not just young man but a young man who is a virgin. The female equivalent is Jungfrau or Jungfer. But these words are really old like medieval ages old. You can also find them in fairy tales and mythology.

Anyway, the commercial is cringe but I wished he had hit a can with Dylans monster visage with his baseball.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Oddly enough, that name is German.

Because Yuengling is from Pennsylvania Germans.

I look into black rifle coffee. 85 USD for 5lb bag. It's almost like you're paying double because your brand says it's right wing and more than likely it's performative bullshit.

Bud light
Performative "I support the ideology" bullshit
Doesn't charge you double

Black rifle coffee; ultra right beer
Performative "I support the ideology" bullshit
Doesn't charge you double

Meanwhile, CHAD Chick Fil A
Actually donates and shit
Doesn't charge you double

LOL yeah "Chad" Chik Fil A, the same company where the CEO was telling White Christians they needed to repent of their racism.

 

[A Grey Cat]

A six pack is 20 dollars. I could get two or three six packs of good craft beer for that price.

would you like some advocado spread and pita chips to go with those craft beers sir?


Honestly though i wish that guy was my dad....my real dad was always away in afganhistan and iraq when i was a kid...but i guess i should be thankful he came back alive and not hideously maimed.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Who cares about your politics when you’re fucking wasted drunk?

Everyone because that is when you are most primed to argue loudly about them to mailboxes or people, whatever.

 

[No. 7 cat]

@Corporate Gigachad Quoting seemed borked but Black Rifle Coffee disavowed Kyle Rittenhouse. It might suggest their views are closer to that atheist, satanist Karl Kasarda or whatever Kubelwagen Karl is called, than anyone or anything conservative.

There used to be that wine sold in some places in Italy with Hitler, Mussolini and other chaps. This blue themed 4% beer seems a bit centrist by comparison.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Everyone because that is when you are most primed to argue loudly about them to mailboxes or people, whatever.

I only have political discussions with trees while drunk. They sometimes smack me in the head if I say something offensive.

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

>"smaller" governMINT
>next one is about killing brown people for israel
do hawks really?

It was about killing Muslims for being Muslims aka hitlers daddy Dommes

Don't humanize leftists/Muslims, it's cringe

There were other flavors like "School Prayerleens & Cream" (Pecan praline), "I Hate the French Vanilla" (Francophobic sentiment in the US was at an all time high after they refused to support the 2003 Iraq war), Gun-Nut Crunch, etc.

Star-Spangled Ice Cream was not around for very long, as from what I heard not only was their ice cream very overpriced, but I also heard that many flavors like Orange-Alert Sherbet were rather bad-tasting.

I suppose politics with food and drink will always be hard to swallow, not matter where you fall on the political spectrum.

This shit sound based tho

 

[Sue Lightning]

GUARANTEE it still taste like watered down piss

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Ultra Right Beer? Like, seriously?
JFC, at least drink some real right wing stuff.

Cola also available:


Order it here

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Wanted to get drunk but didn't want to pay shitty woke companies I see. Do they even realize there exists more alcohol than just Bud Light? I have better stuff to get drunk off of.

A real man's drink. 63% Alcohol with Carolina Reapers. Something they can try to prove their real masculinity of.

But seriously, the fact you need to have a Right-Wing Certified Beer just because a faggot tranny sit in a bathtub with an equally shitty beer just comes to show how much of a fucking shit show politics is. I wonder why they never boycotted the other products for a similar reason (other than Balenciaga).

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Do they even realize there exists more alcohol than just Bud Light?

I'll never understand that so-called grown ass men (and women) drink Light Beer unironically. Seriously, why don't you just drink a soda then, for fucks sake.