Ultra Right beer. - Not a parody.

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I can guarantee there's a brewery in your state with hardcore right wing views that would be easy to find. It's way better than wasting money on this kind of gimmicky shit. When I lived in a blue state there was one that got the local facebook groups riled up because the owner talked shit about trannies. Their views didn't persaude me to buy their shit, they just made good beer.
 
Is most beer apart from crafts not right wing? Where I come from soyboys and fags always drink cider.

Slight pl but I made beer with the secret ingredient being me and my gym bros cum. We called it nutweiser and sold it at some festivals. It sold well but we started getting worried when women started sticking the bottles up their pussies. Must have been that great nutweiser taste.
 
If you are going to buy beer for reasons other than the beer being good (even if it might end up being good), you might as well buy Rush's beer. At least they are a good band and drinking it makes you look like typical overly enthusiastic rock fan rather than a retard that falls for poltical grifters' bullshit. Otherwise, stop being a faggot and find good local home breweries that aren't pozzed. That's easy enough if you look at their Facebook page or other adverts.
 
DankSmoker dijo:
The fags and women seem to have gravitated towards hard seltzer as of late, most of which taste like an old sock.
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Ive seen advertisements for hard seltzer here where I am. Don't think its really picked up though. I'm a bongbag though. On further recollection its not just cider. I have a few friends who like gay shit like spiced rum and coke.
 
._. dijo:
Im fuckin surprised he made this, when did they announce the Mulvaney thing? This is just an absolute meme joke beer but its equally funny and bizarre, because it almost seems like too quick of a turnaround for some mid-50s Gen X dad or maybe late boomer to decide hes gon' do sumpin bou dis.
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getting private label beer made is very easy.

Cloaca Rimjob dijo:
Where I come from soyboys and fags always drink cider.
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sweet cider is heavyly marketed to fags and woman.

other ciders are normaly very local.
 
Stoneheart dijo:
sweet cider is heavyly marketed to fags and woman.

other ciders are normaly very local.
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Local ciders here are more of a rural thing. Something farmers drink.

A lot of alcoholics used to drink really cheap cider. You could buy a 3 litre bottle for only £2. Think its phasing out though. Don't see many of them nowadays when stepping over beer cans and dog shit on the street.
 
Hepativore dijo:
This whole thing reminds me of the Star-Spangled Ice Cream company that was started by some guy who tried to make ultra right-wing ice cream flavors as he was sperging out about ice cream being too left-leaning because of Ben and Jerry. As this was right at the height of the W. Bush presidency and the whole War on Terror, a lot of people were losing their shit over anybody questioning Bush Jr.

It comes off as a joke, but he was actually being serious.

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>"smaller" governMINT
>next one is about killing brown people for israel
do hawks really?
 
This sounds like some cheap grift trying to make "own the libs" into the only selling point. Like mentioned you can find local breweries everywhere that would sell a beer for likely cheaper and better beer.

I saw some tweets mention the guy is being very opaque about where the beer is coming from outside of it being "100% American" and that is a big red flag. You would think showing off how you are not using bottom of the barrel cheap globohomo labor would be a easy marketing W right? Almost all of these types of products are a lot more open than the dude is being. Here is the tweet, dude is a pronouns in bio faggot but his points make sense.

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Whole thing reminds me of when the head jew at the daily wire made that based and israelpilled razor subscription to dunk on harrys. It's a disposable razor, nigger. Learn to use a straight razor or at least a safety razor.
 
Randy Facalding dijo:
>"smaller" governMINT
>next one is about killing brown people for israel
do hawks really?
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There were other flavors like "School Prayerleens & Cream" (Pecan praline), "I Hate the French Vanilla" (Francophobic sentiment in the US was at an all time high after they refused to support the 2003 Iraq war), Gun-Nut Crunch, etc.

Star-Spangled Ice Cream was not around for very long, as from what I heard not only was their ice cream very overpriced, but I also heard that many flavors like Orange-Alert Sherbet were rather bad-tasting.

I suppose politics with food and drink will always be hard to swallow, not matter where you fall on the political spectrum.
 
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Asian tech support dijo:
Whole thing reminds me of when the head jew at the daily wire made that based and israelpilled razor subscription to dunk on harrys. It's a disposable razor, nigger. Learn to use a straight razor or at least a safety razor.
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Maybe I will get a straight razor, just to have a nearby weapon when I'm shitting.
 
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