Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Crazy to think Ubisoft a decade ago almost got hostile takeovered and in a way that would have been a better ending for the company compared to where it is now

 

[Miller]

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They seriously made her jaw bigger out of spite there is no fucking way this isn't intentional.

Her haircut is off, I think they have modeled one side then mirrored it and called it a day.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

That thing looks like she is the more retarded elder sister of the female protagonist in Mass Effect Andromeda wearing a mop head cut to imitate Farah Fawcett's famous hairstyle.

 

[Back me up!]

Its gonna be so fun to watch the payed off twitch streamer try to stay positive about this game:

0:14

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Am I the only one that finds it weird Far Cry 7 still hasn't been officially announced?

expect it to be done either at the game awards or some time next year

 

[DeadwastePrime]

double post i dont give a shit

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They seriously made her jaw bigger out of spite there is no fucking way this isn't intentional.

tbf those are two completely separate angles (also the settings looked like they were lowered on the right for some reason.)

 

[The Last Stand]

Does Assassin's Creed even have a future plot anymore? What's the reason we're going back and forth from different time periods?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I want to make a meme of peak 2004 female design and peak 2024 female design and it's basically Quagmire with that lesbian haircut.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I really want to hear that ubisoft is liquidating and being shut / consumed in 2025.
That's my big hope for next year.

The question is who would want them for their IPS? I'm hoping Sony, in a desperate move to recover from concord buys them up.

 

[Raging Capybara]

 

[Sniperwoof]

Maybe YouTubers are exaggerating for clicks but if not some of the footage I'm seeing of Outlaws is insane, we're talking launch Cyberpunk levels of buggy.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Only heard bad things about the new Star Wars game. Man, This month has been something else for games.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Maybe YouTubers are exaggerating for clicks but if not some of the footage I'm seeing of Outlaws is insane, we're talking launch Cyberpunk levels of buggy.

I haven't been following Outlaws news since I have less than zero interest in it, but as someone who played both Division 1 and 2, the news of it being a buggy shit heap is not remotely surprising.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I am mortified at what they are gonna do to the poor prince in the SOT remake since the first attempt by jeets was a shitshow that led to the project getting restarted.

 

[ZMOT]

Maybe YouTubers are exaggerating for clicks but if not some of the footage I'm seeing of Outlaws is insane, we're talking launch Cyberpunk levels of buggy.

hey man all these DEI hires are a net gain besides PR.

 

[Asian tech support]

I haven't been following Outlaws news since I have less than zero interest in it, but as someone who played both Division 1 and 2, the news of it being a buggy shit heap is not remotely surprising.

Outlaws looks worse than any of the other high profile failures from this month. I don't care if it's a buggy piece of shit or if it runs flawlessly, it looks like the most boring AAA slop money can buy. Do we have a ballpark figure for how much it cost to develop?

 

[Deus Exica]

Do we have a ballpark figure for how much it cost to develop?

Several hundred million is my guess. Where that money went I have no clue because it sure doesn't come across at all in the gameplay.

 

[The Last Stand]

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>preorder a game
>play it early
>lose your progress

Well, the game is called Outlaws. Those stole your progress.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Ok, this was funny.

Apparently there are no set enemies in certain missions, So they end up spawning independently and you get funny shit like this. Ubisoft's AI has never been smart but this, This is something else.

 

[Fred Herbert]

Ubisoft is so fucked.

Star Shit and Assassins Cuck are gonna bomb hard.

The fallout should be entertaining at least.