Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

[East_Clintwood]

it's a mobile game so it won't be fun after you get to the PvP section, especially once the moneyed whale pops up.
at least that's what ubi hopes, string people into forking out 15 000 USD on 6 stars legendary shit.

You're confusing your games. Heartland is a PvPvE shitshow being made by the mongs at Red Storm, for consoles and PC. Resurgence is the mobile game

 

[Back me up!]

it's a mobile game so it won't be fun after you get to the PvP section, especially once the moneyed whale pops up.
at least that's what ubi hopes, string people into forking out 15 000 USD on 6 stars legendary shit.

Your thinking of Division: Resurgence. Heartland is actually a separate PvPvE game. I wonder if the failure The Cycle will have any influence on the direction of the game or its too late to do a course correct

 

[StacticShock]

You're confusing your games. Heartland is a PvPvE shitshow being made by the mongs at Red Storm, for consoles and PC. Resurgence is the mobile game

Your thinking of Division: Resurgence. Heartland is actually a separate PvPvE game. I wonder if the failure The Cycle will have any influence on the direction of the game or its too late to do a course correct

my mistake and edit timer is over.
the one that was teased in ubisoft forward was the mobile which had that whole "pre-register and get gold skins and shieeet!!"

 

[The Pulverizer]

Replace all the devs with redditors/troons and the heads (writers, producers, directors) with stupid brown people. Donnot make any new IP's. Instead use your old beloved IP's to insult your White consumers. Fire everyone that once made your games good.
Wait... are you telling me that Ubisoft is failing despite all their best efforts? How can this be?

 

[Raging Capybara]

Everyone just skip cutscenes. Imagine being a "narrative director", lol. What a fucking retarded job.

 

[Back me up!]

Maybe the rioters can invade Ubisoft Paris and get all LGBTQ+ out of the games.

 

[TVB]

Maybe the rioters can invade Ubisoft Paris and get all LGBTQ+ out of the games.

As with other big name studio

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

So I've seen a ton of articles pop up saying Ubisoft is remaking AC4 Black Flag

What is with these faggot gamers and their remakes? Also they can't even get Skull and Bones out but they can get this out?

Hope it's not true. This generation of remakes is a fucking disaster.

 

[TVB]

So I've seen a ton of articles pop up saying Ubisoft is remaking AC4 Black Flag

What is with these faggot gamers and their remakes? Also they can't even get Skull and Bones out but they can get this out?

Hope it's not true. This generation of remakes is a fucking disaster.

I remember the time when remakes and remasters actually were useful and necessary until the 2010s.

 

[Miller]

So I've seen a ton of articles pop up saying Ubisoft is remaking AC4 Black Flag

What is with these faggot gamers and their remakes? Also they can't even get Skull and Bones out but they can get this out?

Hope it's not true. This generation of remakes is a fucking disaster.

If it exists then perhaps they will give away the AssCreed Black Flag remaster as a bonus for those who will buy Skull and Bones.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I remember the time when remakes and remasters actually were useful and necessary until the 2010s.

It's even worse when it's fucking games that were on PS4 and Xbox One

Most people still own a fucking last gen console for fucks sake

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Replace all the devs with redditors/troons and the heads (writers, producers, directors) with stupid brown people. Donnot make any new IP's. Instead use your old beloved IP's to insult your White consumers. Fire everyone that once made your games good.
Wait... are you telling me that Ubisoft is failing despite all their best efforts? How can this be?

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Is it just me, or he just looks like a Taika Watiti clone? No seriously, I was genuinely convinced for a second until I read that card.

Also, what the fuck is a narrative director? Is it just about writing & directing?

 

[TVB]

It's even worse when it's fucking games that were on PS4 and Xbox One

Most people still own a fucking last gen console for fucks sake

And it's sad yet unsurprising that most normies only care about modern video games only because of graphics rather than actual gameplay, you know, something that's the reason why video games even exist. Which explains we have movies that claim to be "games" like Life is Strange or Last of Us, and they're absolute dogshit.

And if someone wants to do a remastered video game, it should've been something like Tomb Raider: Anniversary, being more balanced with new ideas while not divorcing what made the original IP great in the first place.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

All I can hope is that they fix the game by removing all the Assassin shit in this remake.

 

[TVB]

All I can hope is that they fix the game by removing all the Assassin shit in this remake.

I can be about it myself, but I doubt Ubisoft would even commit to something like fixing the Assassin shit

 

[DeadwastePrime]

So I've seen a ton of articles pop up saying Ubisoft is remaking AC4 Black Flag

What is with these faggot gamers and their remakes? Also they can't even get Skull and Bones out but they can get this out?

Hope it's not true. This generation of remakes is a fucking disaster.

probably not a remake. more like a "remaster" like they did with 3 some time ago

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

probably not a remake. more like a "remaster" like they did with 3 some time ago

That's even dumber tbqh

They're going to charge 70 dollars for an upscale to 4K? Something that I'm sure is already possible on the PC version.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

That's even dumber tbqh

They're going to charge 70 dollars for an upscale to 4K?

probably add in any dlc content to the game, slightly improve models, possibly gay tracing mode added into the game, but basically yes

 

[Sparky Lurker]

 

[ZMOT]

Maybe the rioters can invade Ubisoft Paris and get all LGBTQ+ out of the games.

pretty sure they'd have to riot all the way to montreal for that

probably add in any dlc content to the game, slightly improve models, possibly gay tracing mode added into the game, but basically yes

there isn't really anything they'd have to change that much, but it's still a bit janky from the time when publishers didn't go all out with ports yet.

the worst part of ports is some snapshot of current tech, not futureproofing, meaning they'd have to "remaster" it down the line for a new console gen again.