TundranVoltaire / sea-chart - The Kiwis' Benedict Arnold

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I have to say, I did NOT think Volt would roll THIS fast down hill.
Especially not since the SJW-hype has died down.
 
Man, what is it with tumblr inevitably turning everyone who uses it insane? Seriously it almost seems like no matter how hard you try and fight it, if you use tumblr you'll inevitably turn into a genderbutt otherkin sjw multiple system that jerks it to shota while shrieking about the evils of heterosexual sex between two consenting adults.

Its like that island in Pinocchio that slowly turns kids into donkeys.
 
Just spent the last hour or so reading up on this thread. I paged through the Vade thread (before reading the wiki) and only saw the beginning of Volts time on this site. It is rather shocking to see someone go downhill in so little time, although I do see the warning signs now, looking back.

I guess for her it's like "shit, I already told a bunch of people I'm actually a dude on the inside, if I don't keep it up, they'll know I'm a big liar!"

As much as tumblr loves to tell people to "explore" their gender, they get incredibly upset when people go through a "trans phase" and end up cis in the end. Or, were never trans to begin with, as with Volts and Vade.

From November of last year - "there are plenty of strong women in gaming"; on her "clan rules and ranking" page, if you scroll down to you will see that Vade is at "Phantump Rank"; here she is directly reblogging from Vade, and Vade tags things for her. Finally, my favorite: "I'm probably problematic tbh but I strive for that Cinnamon roll perfection". I would screenshot these, but I am not on my own personal computer.
 
Pssst there's a trick in avoiding being turned into a genderbutt otherkin sjw multiple system that jerks it to shota while shrieking about the evils of heterosexual sex between two consenting adults.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT DRINK THE ALE.
(aka: keep your goddamned head on your shoulders and put that gray mass to use.)
At least, that's how I survive.
 
Man, what is it with tumblr inevitably turning everyone who uses it insane? Seriously it almost seems like no matter how hard you try and fight it, if you use tumblr you'll inevitably turn into a genderbutt otherkin sjw multiple system that jerks it to shota while shrieking about the evils of heterosexual sex between two consenting adults.

Its like that island in Pinocchio that slowly turns kids into donkeys.

The server farm that houses tumblr is made of a strange magnesium-tungsten alloy, and the user interface was coded by the mysterious Ivo Shandor.
 
Pssst there's a trick in avoiding being turned into a genderbutt otherkin sjw multiple system that jerks it to shota while shrieking about the evils of heterosexual sex between two consenting adults.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT DRINK THE ALE.
(aka: keep your goddamned head on your shoulders and put that gray mass to use.)
At least, that's how I survive.

Yeah, same here. All you have to do is avoid the crazies. Unfollow someone the second they start spouting Tumblrina bullshit and/or suddenly come to the revelation that they've always been a demiplatonic genderfuck heteroromantic rainbow squid trapped in the body of a college student.

Plus, to be honest, the vast majority of Tumblrinas have always been vulnerable and desperate to find some kind of purpose in life or a group to belong to; senior Tumblrinas prey on their insecurities to recruit them into their progressivism cult. And some people are just straight-up mentally ill, which makes it even easier for others to exploit them. People who already have a strong sense of self, healthy relationships, and at least some confidence are much less likely to fall into that kind of behavior. I mean, just look at Volts; she suffered sexual abuse as a child and seems to have at least one or two legitimate mental (or maybe even personality) disorders. That's prime fodder for indoctrination into any cult.

Don't get me wrong, Volts is an asshole, but I don't think she's as big of an asshole as Vade. I kind of feel sorry for her, actually. She should have listened to the people who cared about her when they told her to get help.
 
Finally, my favorite: "I'm probably problematic tbh but I strive for that Cinnamon roll perfection". I would screenshot these, but I am not on my own personal computer.

Gotcha covered.

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PresidentWarden is Herr Colonel, who also came to the Farms about Vade. I think her account here was @H. C.
 
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I love it how she writes: probably.

It's like I'm probably gonna piss myself laughing when she has to drop her whole act.
 
Heads up for anyone who is screencapping her blog that she has IP Mappers and Statcounter installed. If you have Ghostery (go download it now, it's essential) turn both of these off. You can also use Archive.to.
 
Nope, Tanku's still on Tumblr, is now fictionkin with Hiro from Big Hero 6 and is casually talking about suicide to visit her fictional brother in another universe... I mean, get buttpats.

Tanku just keeps falling off the wagon. It's like trying to rehabilitate a crack addict. You pour your heart out to them and they act like they care about you back until they need more crack and they break into your house to steal your TV so they can pawn it off for more crack.

Apparently Tanku and Volts are still in contact, though.

Welp, that lasted long. Had a hunch that was the case.

Over the course of the Vade Saga, we've learned to question anyone who's from Vade's camp. They are all, to a man, fucking insane.

I owe you a soda, my dear Catbisquick.

MEANWHILE IN DUMBFUCKISTAN:

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Welp, that lasted long. Had a hunch that was the case.

Over the course of the Vade Saga, we've learned to question anyone who's from Vade's camp. They are all, to a man, fucking insane.

I owe you a soda, my dear Catbisquick.

MEANWHILE IN DUMBFUCKISTAN:

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I thought the point of being kin is that you "are" that character.

These little shits can't even make sense of their own gibberish, I swear.
 
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Came across this from a-force-a-nature. Which of the posters here were they, again? Volt's ex? This post is about the Farms (see spoiler), apparently you guys were far too friendly. We can't win! Back to kicking autistics, I guess :(

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Two things: this is why you lurk before posting, and this is why talking to tumblrinas is fruitless, never mind how they seem at first.

(Who coined tumblrina? It's cute.)
 
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Came across this from a-force-a-nature. Which of the posters here were they, again? Volt's ex? This post is about the Farms (see spoiler), apparently you guys were far too friendly. We can't win! Back to kicking autistics, I guess :(

cGCq7o2.jpg

Two things: this is why you lurk before posting, and this is why talking to tumblrinas is fruitless, never mind how they seem at first.

(Who coined tumblrina? It's cute.)

I think the Farms as a whole evolved the term. I've used it a few times myself, and several have accredited me with the term, but I tend to use the term Tumblrista a bit more.
 
V2FiesE.jpg

Came across this from a-force-a-nature. Which of the posters here were they, again? Volt's ex? This post is about the Farms (see spoiler), apparently you guys were far too friendly. We can't win! Back to kicking autistics, I guess :(

cGCq7o2.jpg

Two things: this is why you lurk before posting, and this is why talking to tumblrinas is fruitless, never mind how they seem at first.

(Who coined tumblrina? It's cute.)
Yeah, I think that's @TheGentlemanScientist, who was apparently on here and liking peoples' posts all of two hours before running off, bitching about us in public and deciding we're all shitty liars who are out to get him.

What a fucking random time to change his mind. Not sure what caused that, as I can't actually see any posts that logically would've caused that kind of thing. Was it talking about Tanku? Taking shots at genderspecials? Jaimas asking about any other loopy friends Volts or Vade have? Does this dude just have a massive victim complex too? I have no idea.

These tumblr kids are fucking weird. None of that compassion seemed fake to me but then I lurked long enough before I joined to realize that the vast majority of Kiwis are good people. Good people who like to giggle at speds flipping out on the internet, but still good people.

(edit: accidentally tab-returned before I was done, whoops.)
 
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