Trump's not doing too hot, so argue about religion - Muslims, Atheists, and Christians argue over which God loves Trump the most

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The saddest thing is drinking yourself to death is a lot longer a road than most realize. It's that's his play, it's going to get way worse and stay that way :(
I liked him better when he was all fucked up on amphetamines.
This leaving Las Vegas story arc is just sad.
One is an ancient apostolic church in schism and the other is a demonic cult created by an insane person. You can’t compare the two as if they are equal evils.
EVERY religion started out as a "demonic cult created by an insane person" by the savages who looked at it at the time, you fucking philistine.
I like how anytime someone mentions Catholicism or Protestantism here, this place becomes the reincarnation of the Thirty Years War.
Which is weird because with our Jesus worshiping Powers combined we become Captain Planet bigger than the scourge of Islam.
God's toughest battle is learning to love your fellow denominations
Did you hear the joke about the two Mormon missionaries?
They ask to come into somebody's house and the guy is bored as hell so he lets them in. He sits them down at his kitchen table and offers them both a glass of milk and some brownies and says "Ok fellas, lay it on me. Why should I convert to Mormonism?"
The younger missionary looks a little confused as he turns to the missionary that's obviously a year or two older than him and says "Elder Yardley, aren't you going to say anything?"
And the older missionary looks at him, and without missing a beat says "What the fuck am I supposed to say? We've never gotten this far before." :story:
 
Did you hear the joke about the two Mormon missionaries?
They ask to come into somebody's house and the guy is bored as hell so he lets them in. He sits them down at his kitchen table and offers them both a glass of milk and some brownies and says "Ok fellas, lay it on me. Why should I convert to Mormonism?"
The younger missionary looks a little confused as he turns to the missionary that's obviously a year or two older than him and says "Elder Yardley, aren't you going to say anything?"
And the older missionary looks at him, and without missing a beat says "What the fuck am I supposed to say? We've never gotten this far before." :story:
There is a crumb of truth in that
 
Isn't it only Evangelicals who believe in the whole "doomsday will cause Jesus to come back" thing?
Generally yes, they have an itinerary of things they expect to happen for the end times, with The Rapture being the most well known by outsiders and insiders alike. Revelation talks about some crazy stuff happening, and Jesus mentions the end times in one of the Gospels while also talking about the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 AD, so it's hard to get a clear picture of how it all is supposed to play out.
 
I'd say it was pretty effective as a statement. It's getting talked about, is it not? And while it's brash and uncouth, I don't live in a country with blasphemy laws, nor do I care to, because then Islam gets a turn to censor shit, along with everyone else.
Nigga, what the fuck is the kind of statement is he trying to make? What if fucking Biden/Obama posted images of themselves as Jesus Christ, would you be okay with that either?

My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ suffered and died for me and he suffered and died for you as well and a FAT retard who has the nuclear codes is making fun of Him to our faces. In a proper society, he would resign effective immediately over this blatant apostasy towards our Lord
 
I don’t really care over him crashing out at the Pope. I care MORE about him depicting himself as Jesus Christ
Fair, but as a Catholic I take umbridge with both. I know that Protestants won't care, but Jesus told Saint Peter in Matthew 16:18 "And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it."
Jesus made St. Peter the first pope of the Catholic Church. I know that doesn't mean much to Protestants, but it means a lot to Catholics because Jesus literally handed the keys to the kingdom to Peter. You can actually trace every pope all the way from today back to St. Peter.
I have my own issues with the Vatican and the last couple of popes, but as a Catholic I feel that I have more of a right to have a grievance with what's going on in my church.
For that narcissistic egotistical piece of trash to depict himself as my king Jesus Christ or even my pope, who is the Vicar of Christ on earth to me, it does nothing but reinforce exactly why I harbour so much distrust and disrespect for him.
The man has never had any fucking class though, so I'm not surprised that he mocks God and blasphemies whenever he feels like it.
"Oh the pope said something that I don't like, let me fucking MOCK GOD over it."
Asshole.
 
I'm disappointed the "Im teh bestest Christian!!1!" Piety purity spiral is winding down. Watching a purity spiral is always funny. We Theological reddit, now? That's not very heckin' ecumenical!

I'm old enough to remember pride being one of those "7 deadly sins" you don't ever hear about, anymore.
 
Nigga, what the fuck is the statement he’s trying to make? What if fucking Biden/Obama posted images of themselves as Jesus Christ, would you be okay with that either?
Me being OK with it and me thinking it's a punishable offense are two different things. Also there are pictures of Obama as Jesus.
My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ suffered and died for me and he suffered and died for you as well and a FAT retard who has the nuclear codes is making fun of Him to our faces. In a proper society, he would resign effective immediately over this blatant apostasy towards our Lord
And what did He suffer and die for? So we could repent.
 
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