Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[Vorhtbame]

They're seriously claiming Trump's doing a white power handshake?



Isn't that the Trump power handshake? Where he pulls the other person in closer to assert dominance?

Spoiler: Potential powerlevel

I just asked Mr. Vorht to help me test a theory regarding the left hand positioned there on the arm. Turns out, if you give a firm squeeze right there, it reduces that hand's grip strength. If that's what is happening, that's a heck of a psych game.

I say "powerlevel" because this is probably a known thing, and I acknowledge I'm kind of a goober.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Spoiler: Potential powerlevel

I just asked Mr. Vorht to help me test a theory regarding the left hand positioned there on the arm. Turns out, if you give a firm squeeze right there, it reduces that hand's grip strength. If that's what is happening, that's a heck of a psych game.

I say "powerlevel" because this is probably a known thing, and I acknowledge I'm kind of a goober.

If that's what he's doing, it's a bit of a jackass move, but I don't see why it's white supremacist.

 

[escapegoat]

White Power Handshake sounds like a euphemism for prison rape.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Sounds more like a shanking tbh

Like, shaking your hand then stabbing you kinda deal

 

[Caesare]

Just LMAO, there will be no end to these today:

hzav7nxpe68z.png Buzzfeed news though. Yuck.

 

[Vorhtbame]

If that's what he's doing, it's a bit of a jackass move, but I don't see why it's white supremacist.

Remember how Pepe and the "okay" hand signal suddenly became white-supremacist code?

Well, here's the secret handshake. Next up, they'll unveil the white-supremacist decoder ring, and it looks exactly like Trump's wedding ring!

 

[AnOminous]

Remember how Pepe and the "okay" hand signal suddenly became white-supremacist code?

Well, here's the secret handshake. Next up, they'll unveil the white-supremacist decoder ring, and it looks exactly like Trump's wedding ring!

All these secret symbols and magic hand gestures is on the same level of conspiracy stupidity as birthers and Pizzagate. It reminds me of backwards masking idiots.

 

[Coconut Gun]

I like how the writer just casually throws disabled people into the mix too. Since when did white supremacists give a shit about people in wheelchairs?

 

[AnOminous]

I like how the writer just casually throws disabled people into the mix too. Since when did white supremacists give a shit about people in wheelchairs?

Their enemies can't just be evil, they have to be the most evil thing ever. I'm not sure why they didn't accuse them of eating kittens and puppies and curb stomping babies while they were at it.

 

[goober]

Trump triggered Molesta with his tweet about him and the DNC not giving their compromised servers to the FBI/CIA

 

[BlueSpark]

Snowflake in reddit's Europe subreddit gets hilariously triggered by Trump's recent speech:

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

hzav7nxpe68z.png Buzzfeed news though. Yuck.

Still not as bad as CNN.
Holy shit.

All these secret symbols and magic hand gestures is on the same level of conspiracy stupidity as birthers and Pizzagate. It reminds me of backwards masking idiots.

tbh even in /pol/'s psychotic ramblings and derailments they had enough evidence to be suspicious, these fuckers are just making shit up.

Snowflake in reddit's Europe subreddit gets hilariously triggered by Trump's recent speech:

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All this time I thought the problem was because the speech was slightly Hitlerian in tone not for this bullshit.
>Greenhouse Flower
That's a nice comeback.

 

[AnOminous]

tbh even in /pol/'s psychotic ramblings and derailments they had enough evidence to be suspicious, these fuckers are just making shit up.

When they're not making shit up themselves, they're falling for ludicrously obvious bait /pol/ made up themselves just to see if they'd fall for it.

 

[Literally Hitler]

Surely this will be the end of Drumpf

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

they're falling for ludicrously obvious bait /pol/ made up themselves just to see if they'd fall for it.

Surely this will be the end of Drumpf

Is so hard to know...

 

[Burned Man]

Surely this will be the end of Drumpf

Trump puts his shoes on one at a time, clearly the first shoe represents the white race coming first in importance. Trump only wears black socks to show how he crushes minorities under foot. Can I call myself a journalist now?

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

Trump puts his shoes on one at a time, clearly the first shoe represents the white race coming first in importance. Trump only wears black socks to show how he crushes minorities under foot. Can I call myself a journalist now?

Yes.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Trump puts his shoes on one at a time, clearly the first shoe represents the white race coming first in importance. Trump only wears black socks to show how he crushes minorities under foot. Can I call myself a journalist now?

 

[Transvaalan]

Are they really even the News anymore, or just an exceptionally well funded group of Streamers/Public Access people? Like, Channel Awesome didn't fall as far and hard as CNN has. Legit. Even considered where both started out, CA stayed more of a legitimate, informative Entertainment Review Conglomerate than CNN has stayed a News Network.

I move for Lolcow thread to be made about CNN and to fold the current blackmail thread into it. Or something.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Are they really even the News anymore

no they're the basically onion at this point. the only real difference is what they're reporting isnt satire