💬 Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[An Sionnach Seang]

as I work in a university city, every now and then I do see an obviously mentally ill man dressed as something resembling a woman
most people working in shops regard them on the same level as crackheads or the otherwise insane - giving them the bare minimum of necessary courtesy, not making unnecessary eye contact or conversation with them, and avoiding pronouns like landmines

 

[purple mattress]

Went to a rave the other night, saw a troon wearing a sports bra and a fetish school girl skirt. Very tomgirl era Chris Chan looking.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Used to live near a cathedral, so always huge crowds when I would go there Saturdays for mass; and this guy with long hair in a long dress and scarf around his neck would always be there (haven't seen him post-COVID when I've gone back there occasionally) would just mumble loudly to himself through the entire mass, it was really unsettling; and always somehow I ended up two pews in front of him, or two pews behind him, so I always heard this stuff. Spindly guy, facial hair, kind of David Spade looking. Never quite understood what words he was saying though.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

The other day I stopped by Walmart to pick up an HDMI cord and witnessed the usual human subspecies that seem to only inhabit Walmart. This one was next to a trailer park so you know it's going to be bad.

After witnessing the usual morbidly obese mothers in scooters with obese and/or mixed race children I came across the head tranny of the videogame/TV department that was working as the cashier at the time. They were 6 feet tall, somehow their manager let them wear fishnet stockings under their shorts, they had a legit mustache, heavy makeup on, and either had some sort of a boobjob or a stuffed bra, you can tell they were one of the laziest trannies around. As far as facial structure goes they looked like your average stereotypical nerd with short black hair and glasses with acne. They were also rude as fuck to all the customers and didn't say anything to people paying for stuff.


While I'm at it I may as well mention a tranny that used to be a tomboy type (but still kinda hot) when I went to high school with Her about 8 years ago. I recently met her again during a reunion sort of meet up and they now go by Garet and shaved their head bald and had breast reduction surgery. I was really fucking disapointed when I found this out.

 

[Tard Repository]

Here's a doozy:

Back when I was around 19 or so, I hit a pretty rough patch in my life. Ended up sleeping on the couch of a work friend in an apartment that reeked of weed. There were like nail holes in the wall and she would go around lighting sticks of incense and sticking them in the holes to burn, it was pretty ghetto.

Anyway, it was me, her, her hipster boyfriend and a troon that went by Vega or Vee or some shit starting with a "V". She was tall, chunky, and if she didn't tell you she was trans you would just think she was a drag queen. Her hair and makeup was always bold and theatric just like Divine. She didn't take herself very seriously at all (as in didn't much care about being misgendered), and actually kept me away from a few creeps.

I ended up leaving the situation a few weeks in due to some unrelated drama between my work friend and her boyfriend. Checked in a few weeks later, and wouldn't you know it? Cops came knocking at the door of the apartment for Vega on an FTA warrant out of Missouri. She ended up stealing my friend's shitbox of a car and was busted somewhere across state lines. She was fucking wild, literally something out of a John Waters movie. Had no idea she was an ex-con until I heard the news. Wonder what she's doing today.

 

[Kusanigga]

While I'm at it I may as well mention a tranny that used to be a tomboy type (but still kinda hot) when I went to high school with Her about 8 years ago. I recently met her again during a reunion sort of meet up and they now go by Garet and shaved their head bald and had breast reduction surgery. I was really fucking disapointed when I found this out.

insert the image of globohomo brainwashing tomboys

 

[NerdShamer]

insert the image of globohomo brainwashing tomboys

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

A tranny told me my pants were nice tonight at the grocery store. He was fat, greasy, and obverted sexual about it. It took everything that I could muster to eat my supper but luckily I managed it because I am focused and disciplined.

 

[soggy london]

Had to mail something recently and a troon handled it. Half short half long greasy hair a la Kevin Gibes, adams apple supreme, mickey mouse voice, and a nervous mess. He could not hold eye contact with me for a second. Not a bad looking guy otherwise. The trans cult has an iron grip on the autismos with zero social skills. The encounter was just sad, honestly.

 

[Muttnik]

One of the baristas I see every morning for my pre-work coffee hour is a they/them. They seem pretty nice though. Typical unattractive Tumblr type but decent enough. So whatever.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

was out with my girlfriend and the place we were visiting had a little gathering spot in the middle with fire pit tables and someone playing live music. The musician was a troon, he looked exactly like that faggot who is always featured on reddit playing piano. The people sitting near us were making small talk and said something like "She's really good" referring to the troon to my girlfriend, who replied "That's a man"... it made me proud lol

 

[Sir Bartleby Montclair]

There was this autistic man I used to see all the time on the trolley. One day he got on wearing a horrible, matted wig and thrifted grandma clothes. He kept asking random women if they liked his hair and dress. A few tried to humor him, but most just did not make eye contact or moved seats lol. I felt kind of sorry for him because he is profoundly autistic — far worse than Chris Chan. He'd always have those pokewalkers or whatever from HeartGold/SoulSilver too, a decade after that game's been relevant.

 

[thejackal]

Bug man at my gym, all 4'10" of "him" in a "Capricorns for cunninglingus" t-shirt. JFC.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Meant to post this earlier, but forgot where this thread was located and what it was called. Cross-posting a wild sighting from the Digibro thread:

Huh, I’m like 95% sure I saw Digi and Bird in a Costco today. Didn’t say hi or anything because I’m not a fucking retard, but they’re definitely pretty distinctive-looking. Might have to look up recent pics to see if the hair/outfit match. I’m just kinda shocked to have what I think is my first IRL lolcow sighting.

See for yourself…

Spoiler: Don’t crucify me on the off chance that these are innocent randos

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[The Salt Mines]

Went to a major gaming con with my bro. They make a big deal about being QuhwEeR inclusive, so I mean whatever...it makes them money. There's a handfull of troons floating around out of tens of thousands, cause no matter how much they try to look like dainty gorls, they stick out like sore thumbs. Again, whatever.

There's a free play area for board games and my bro and I decide to play one. I get up to go to the bathroom. I come back and my brother is getting drawn into playing with a group of strangers. This is normal, you just play games with randos. However, there is a massive dude dressed up in Jackie Kennedy's iconic pink dress complete with the pillbox hat. I have no idea if this is a really weird ironic cosplay or disillusioned troon. Odds say cosplay because hilariously bad gender bending cosplays are a thing fat balding dudes do sometimes for humor value, and this guy was nailing it. Hairy legs, 5 o'clock shadow, balding...the works. Well 5 mins in and my bro refers to the dude as "he" and the fireworks explode. IT'S MA'AM came to life. We noped out of there 10 mins later.

What made it even better is that a guy dressed as Cloud Strife dressed as a chick from the part of the game where Cloud has to crossdress walked by and people mobbed him hard for pics. The troon was super huffy.

 

[Protein Blaster]

Remembered another one. My brother fucked a HSTS troon, will not deny that they passed well. (Was black, did make up well and knew how to wear a wig and dress like a woman their age.) Complete bitch, expected me to wait on him hand and foot and cook for him any time he came over but acted sugary sweet when my brother would enter the room. Constantly gave me the stink eye any time I would take my brother's attention away from him. Thankfully my brother stopped seeing him in about a week.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Remembered another one. My brother fucked a HSTS troon, will not deny that they passed well. (Was black, did make up well and knew how to wear a wig and dress like a woman their age.) Complete bitch, expected me to wait on him hand and foot and cook for him any time he came over but acted sugary sweet when my brother would enter the room. Constantly gave me the stink eye any time I would take my brother's attention away from him. Thankfully my brother stopped seeing him in about a week.

Sounds possibly like some really creepy, degenerate projection from the TIM. Incestuous freaks have the habit of treating the family members of their 'partner' like competition. If your brother was willing to put up with degeneracy of the tranny variety, I can only imagine what kind of shit the TIM did to scare him off that fast without trying to work through it.

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[The Fabian Strategy]

I've seen several and I'm in the South, so that can't be a good thing. The main thing that stands out about these degenerates is that they always seem to be looking around nervously. I saw a balding guy in a dress with makeup, laughed out loud, and he skittered away the moment he heard it. They know they're out of place, weird, hated, and that others are repulsed by them but they insist on doing this shit anyway. What is there to gain when like 85% of people dislike you on sight?

 

[NerdShamer]

What is there to gain when like 85% of people dislike you on sight?

They want to start something, obviously. Can't say that people will take the bait, though.

 

[Shidoen]

Sighting a Troon is very unpredictable, to catch a troon you'll need a Bear trap, pornography magazines, and hormone supplements.