💬 Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Kiwifarmsname]

When working at a gas station I saw a 6 foot tall dude dressed like a trap. Funny thing was he had tights so tight his legs where purple. I think he thought I was ogling him.

 

[another idiot]

There's a guy who wears cat ear headband and anime shirts and calls himself Luna living in the same building as my brother. I dropped by at my brother's today and as I was leaving I noticed a note on the wall about underwear being often stolen from laundry room. Not very hard to guess who might be taking them.

 

[The Fabian Strategy]

They want to start something, obviously. Can't say that people will take the bait, though.

I guess since most of these degenerates are men, what little male instinct they have left manifests as confrontational contrarianism. They know they're disgusting so they'll make it our problem. Gotta get those numbers up, 52% an hero rate means that 48% of these fucks are still our problem.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Went to a strip club in downtown Dallas about 7 years ago we close the place down and as we are leaving a mtf black troon walks up to me and tries to solicit me. I was drunk and much more naive at the time so I was actually trying to have a conversation with them luckily my buddy pulled me away and we got some fucking whataburger 10/10 night

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

...I ended up leaving the situation a few weeks in due to some unrelated drama between my work friend and her boyfriend. Checked in a few weeks later, and wouldn't you know it? Cops came knocking at the door of the apartment for Vega on an FTA warrant out of Missouri. She ended up stealing my friend's shitbox of a car and was busted somewhere across state lines. She was fucking wild, literally something out of a John Waters movie. Had no idea she was an ex-con until I heard the news. Wonder what she's doing today.

I've encountered a similar situation. I've noticed that I never really had a problem with tansexuals until recently. In fact, most of the trans I met in the late 90s early 00s were pretty chill and a good majority of them think like Buck Angel. It is only the contemporary troonism that I've had the most problems with.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I've encountered a similar situation. I've noticed that I never really had a problem with tansexuals until recently. In fact, most of the trans I met in the late 90s early 00s were pretty chill and a good majority of them think like Buck Angel. It is only the contemporary troonism that I've had the most problems with.

Same. I kind of thought they were inherently outsider-weird and thus kind of cool and opposed to the monoculture pretty much any time before 2015. They were often tough and funny and not these perpetual victims mad at everything and seeking constant validation. It seems that what we are seeing is really a cultural shift. I think once the christoids lost their culture war being some sort of 'queer' became the it thing for anglo-protestant culture (which as we know loves its grievances) similar to how being an evangelical was the it thing for boring normies seeking validation in the past. But the new woke trenders cant be gay because that involves actually manifesting different sexual behavior (and not being an incel like most troons are now) but anyone can get a bad haircut/dye job and become a they/them without actually modifying behavior. SRS obviously more dramatic but I suspect brain-broke people feel really alienated from their physical form so its a less a leap for them. Plus its good for people with Munchausen's and who seek attention through suffering.

This is why the 'transbian' is the most common form. Still straight dude. Theres also some kind of cuttlefish subspecies, if I remember correctly, that if the male is not an ideal male, and thus not a choice sex partner for females, pretends to be female so it can sneak in close and attempt to stealth-mate as "one of the girls." Make of that what you will, lol.



Anyway, my first and most memorable troon in the wild story was my first. I was a teenager in the 2000s on my first day at my first job-running the cash register in a small convenience store. My very first customer, of course, was a 50 year old who looked like Matt Lucas' Andy Pipkin character but super tall and not in a wheelchair. Fake torpedo tits above a sagging Ethan Ralphesque gunt. Ordered two *cartons* of Marlboro Reds and a bag of chewing tobacco. Got very angry that I didn't know immediately where the specific tobacco brand was located on the shelf immediately. The person training me saw an opportunity to give me training on asking for ID, even though the customer was obviously older and asked if it was OK if we did that. The customer said yes and we did the ID swap so I could see how to do it properly. Of course, the person training me and maybe the customer themselves forgot that the ID was likely going to be for a...different name. This then caused an issue with the entire process. The next day I found out the troon had called the manager to complain and attempt to get both me and the person training me fired. The manager laughed about it and said we were fine.

That particular customer eventually came back as a regular but adopted a far more convincing feminine appearance and affect (proportionally). Never brought up the issue and was always nice to me from then on. Never stopped buying shit tons of tobacco though.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I'll just say that our senior enlisted leadership were godsends when we pulled into Thailand - they lectured us all at length about how the most gorgeous people in the area were kathoey, so if you didn't want dick you should go for the second hottest lady available (and if you were a female and wanted dick, just don't be intimidated by the fact that they're prettier than you). Saved one of my liberty buddies from an embarrassing surprise on our way back to the liberty port after karaoke and drinks; we figured it out when the kathoey thanked me when I complimented said kathoey's lovely dress and makeup. The voice did not match the packaging is all I'm saying.

 

[BluntyBitch]

. Of course, the person training me and maybe the customer themselves forgot that the ID was likely going to be for a...different name. This then caused an issue with the entire process. The next day I found out the troon had called the manager to complain and attempt to get both me and the person training me fired.

Ok I have a Troon story but first,

Straight up, I no longer hand over ID for tobacco sales. They just lost my sale.
I'm not handing over my legal name and address to anyone. My local gas station right by my house hired a bunch of sketch looking blacks - they were gone in a week, of course, because I heard from workers who are friends that they were terrible and lazy at their jobs, and there was some questions about thefts. Not surprising, they weren't exactly the cleaner blacks trying to be white. So the gas station no longer made tobacco sales from me (I've since quit, but still buy blunt wraps, somewhere else usually tho)

Clearly their policy of carding everyone means it's a poor business practice if we take our money somewhere else.

Old lady on my street was also based and concerned - "But they'll know where I live, and that I'm not at home, and they could send their friends to rob my house."

She's...not wrong. I had a stalker or two in my life - a great way to not collect more of them is to not give away details of your life to strangers.

What's the point of Trooning i f you aren't going to attempt to pass and actually change your fucking name? Troons deserve all the problems at the register lol even if I'm against showing ID in the first place when you're clearly of age, like 15 20 25 30 years of age? Ya u ain't getting my ID. The whole point is to prevent sells to minors, not to some old person that doesn't carry their papers.

Ok Troon story, so I travel to twin cities for work fairly regularly and it seems the area is fucking infested. Clearly saw men in dresses using the women's bathroom that was just a room with a toilet, not several stalls. Dude you could have waited for the men's, the bathrooms ain't different. But seriously troons have no sense of chivalry. They want to be women but don't get periods which are a huge PITA and sometimes women have to literally run to go deal with a sudden period.

I saw this not to long ago, in a bar bathroom with stalls:

Troon, man in a dress but with tasteful makeup: "Is this the line? Or is it there?"
True&Honest woman(tm): "no it's behind her" and signals to her friend, it was a weird layout for the hallways going to the bathrooms.
Troon: "you sure?" While eyeing the space in front of her to try and sneak ahead, it was easily seen what he wanted to do.
True&Honest woman: "yea I'm sure and I ain't letting no one cut in front of me, I have to change my tampon."
Other woman friend with her: "this stuck pig better not ruin her new panties" referring to herself
Another woman in line, shouting : "I have to pee! What's taking so long?"
Another woman in line, somewhere: "yea some dudes got in line so they wouldn't have to wait even longer for theirs"
*Collective groans*
Another woman: "shit they can go outside and pee standing up why they holding us up fshjklnnbjfc"
More women: "we re synced up, we'll just share a stall, changing a tampon is quick anyways"
The troon just stood in his place, stoic look on his face. I give it to him, that took balls!
I was hoping one of the bitches would stumble and spill their drink on his dick or something. I ended up being next to him. He sat to pee. Now I had a dad, and when a dick is peeing in a toilet when sitting, it sounds waaayyy different than the gentle (or even full forceful) trickle of girl pee sounds.

In other words, dude still had his dick.

AND HE DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS

someone pointed out that ". "she" didn't wash her hands" but the troon didn't hear it I'm sure as he was out in the hallway by then, but several of us in stalls yet cracked up or groaned an EEWWW at the absurdity of having to share a clearly woman's space with a man.

Most based bathroom I've ever been in, and it wasn't even the country bar downtown.

Kinda sad I probably won't experience a truely based bathroom like that again

 

[whothefuck]

i knew two ftm trannies in school- one was constantly starting shit with the teachers and getting thrown out of class, but apart from that was pretty ok. they hung about some mates of mine sometimes an was an unironic ancom.

the other one was a classic tumblrite. whiny, loves harry potter and bent youtubers. one time my mate kicked me in the balls and the tranny got mad at me when i said to my mate "im not a tranny i have my balls", or something like that i cant remember verbatim. they also had this small bottle of medical alcohol to help with their "confidence"

their instagram is something else though, following these "flop" accounts which are completely autistic. i remember when george floyd was in the news they posted a change.org thing to influence an american law. i said that would be foreign interference in american politics but they didnt care

Spoiler: Also

Apparently an old friend of mine recently trooned out too. mtf. such a shame because i knew the guy since year 3

 

[one_time_user]

Where I live there's tons of troons so you would have to be pretty exceptional to stand out enough for me to post about in here (and I will later) but something is occurring that I don't know where else to post.

STICKERS. Waves of stickers on everything, mailboxes, signs, crossing posts, light poles, fences, houses, garbage bins, bus stops, electrical boxes etc. They're peeled off by the city and boom, another wave of them goes up.

None of that is particularly interesting, the interesting part is that if you did a map they get more and more concentrated around... elementary schools. The further out from a school the more text based and confrontational the stickers are and the closer to the elementary schools the more picture based and 'cute' they are.

the newest crop close to the school is a cute cat figure saying 'if there's one owie, we're all owie'. And, is it definitely not kids putting them up.

Meanwhile, put one Gender Critical sticker up and there's posts about it in our local reddit etc.

 

[Kerwin White]

In the flats where I live there's a sort of courtyard/garden that is meant to be private, but because there are no gates, people walk through it all the time. The other day I was leaving the house, and this 6'2" Contrapoints-looking fucker with pink and blue hair is coming the other way. It looked at me sideways, as if I was about to hate crime it, despite the fact it was essentially walking through my garden, and any fight that theoretically could've happened, would likely have been pretty even.

I live in a backwards small town, so you don't see this kind of shit every day.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I've encountered a similar situation. I've noticed that I never really had a problem with tansexuals until recently. In fact, most of the trans I met in the late 90s early 00s were pretty chill and a good majority of them think like Buck Angel. It is only the contemporary troonism that I've had the most problems with.

I'm on the same boat, I actually respect honest trans people and I'm in for them having the right to be seen as they want to be. Back then I didn't have much of an issue with them other than the ones that didn't disclose that they are trans, which isn't right as they are not biological men and women, after all. Now, I really can't stand troon activists who protect people like Yaniv and other perverts, who make their sexuality the entire point of their personalities, and force their views on others - for example, if a girl has more boyish tastes, or a man likes feminine things, it doesn't fucking mean they are trans. I'm a guy myself and I like some more feminine things, as seen on my avatar, but I'm not trans and I do not intend to be, I'm no fucking "egg", thank you very much!

There are some clear fetishists in the middle of this mess, I'm fine with them wanting to do whatever they want to do as long as they don't force this on others. Which they do!

Now, on to sightings, some years back I had a scheduled exam on a hospital, I missed class to take it so I was there in the middle of the day, not too many people around. On the waiting room I noticed that a woman was eyeballing me, I looked back and I realized she was actually taller than I am, And more muscular. I would normally be fine with this, but they kept flirting with me while I tried to look away, and it wasn't very nice!

 

[Krista Sparks]

Couple of months ago, a black troon confessed to have a crush on me, while I'm already being in relationship with a white guy. I kindly told them that I don't have any feelings for them, plus they are polyam, having already at least 2 girlfriends and is quite too old for me, and my boyfriend is totally against the idea to be part of poly relationship (which is fine). Funny enough, I had legit had no idea how they physically looked like, other knowing this person is black and MtF trans.

They keep venting about how much having crushes sucks and later on I've finally see how they look like: literally doesn't make any effort to look at least feminine or tomboyish. Masculine as fuck, your typical fat troon. And in their twitter, kept blackwashing characters, insisting to talk about how trans and black they are bla bla bla.

My boyfriend is overweight too, but at least he 's a 6 feet bastard who manages to look hella attractive in other ways and having a pleasant behavior despite his weight, he also practices weight-lifting and is far more mature and responsible.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Couple of months ago, a black troon confessed to have a crush on me, while I'm already being in relationship with a white guy. I kindly told them that I don't have any feelings for them, plus they are polyam, having already at least 2 girlfriends and is quite too old for me, and my boyfriend is totally against the idea to be part of poly relationship (which is fine). Funny enough, I had legit had no idea how they physically looked like, other knowing this person is black and MtF trans.

They keep venting about how much having crushes sucks and later on I've finally see how they look like: literally doesn't make any effort to look at least feminine or tomboyish. Masculine as fuck, your typical fat troon. And in their twitter, kept blackwashing characters, insisting to talk about how trans and black they are bla bla bla.

My boyfriend is overweight too, but at least he 's a 6 feet bastard who manages to look hella attractive in other ways and having a pleasant behavior despite his weight, he also practices weight-lifting and is far more mature and responsible.

I've noticed that it's only really undesirable men who are always trying to convince spoken-for chicks that we need to be in "open relationships". They're fully aware that we're not going to leave someone who's clearly better than them for someone so sub-par, so they know that their only chance is to be side scraps that we might pick at when Mr Superior isn't around. It seems like they're troons 90+% of the time, how shocking.

Been there, said "no", took no pics, didn't buy the t-shirt.

 

[furbyknife]

At the grocery store I saw a busted looking man in a floral minidress and heels with scraggly long hair. Didn't think much about it until I got outside and saw an old beater of a car with the hood completely painted with a huge trans flag, and the side door painted rainbow with a trans slogan I couldn't quite read. Gee, wonder who it belonged to? I should've taken a picture but there was someone waiting in the passenger seat and I wasn't bold enough. Maybe I'll get another sighting sometime.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I've encountered a similar situation. I've noticed that I never really had a problem with tansexuals until recently. In fact, most of the trans I met in the late 90s early 00s were pretty chill and a good majority of them think like Buck Angel. It is only the contemporary troonism that I've had the most problems with.

In the 90’s and 00’s it wasn’t cool to be trans, so nobody was doing it for the attention.

 

[Coom Cruiser]

Two spring to mind:

Working retail. A male-to-female named after an anime character was hovering around, idly chatting to me. Seemed fine. Another customer, clearly a middle-aged, conservative woman came to talk to me. Transsexual interjected. Two began talking. Within seconds they're telling this horrified woman about how a sex change is performed in graphic detail.


In a nearby town there was another who was clearly an old man in spandex hotpants with bleached blonde hair. Practically a caricature of itself. But occasionally would go out as their former self and deny knowledge of the female version. Fairly certain they were schizophrenic. Would go into random stores and rant about whatever was pissing them off at the time. Once saw them being chased by police while dressed as a bumble bee with a stride and energy eerily reminiscent of Chris Chan's "don't call anybody!" moment. They were eventually arrested for flashing themselves and screaming at people in a parking lot.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

I'll just say that our senior enlisted leadership were godsends when we pulled into Thailand - they lectured us all at length about how the most gorgeous people in the area were kathoey, so if you didn't want dick you should go for the second hottest lady available (and if you were a female and wanted dick, just don't be intimidated by the fact that they're prettier than you). Saved one of my liberty buddies from an embarrassing surprise on our way back to the liberty port after karaoke and drinks; we figured it out when the kathoey thanked me when I complimented said kathoey's lovely dress and makeup. The voice did not match the packaging is all I'm saying.

one of these days i wanna jump in that bitch with one on each arm feeling like a young Hugh Hefner mixed with Leonardo Dicaprial

 

[Ona Quest]

There's a TiM in my intellectual freedom class. He's this huge, wide--not fat but also not fit--dude with long curly hair, glasses, a beard and fucking gross gyno horse piss moobs. He sits in class and draws. Our professor had put us in the same discussion group for that day. I walked over and made small talk, where he said he had finished a commission. Immedeatly i was all thinking furry porn, he looks like the type. But he ended up showing me some tiny pixel icons instead. During class discussion, he didn't really speak much. He would sit there, hunched over his tablet drawing. He seemed to get agitated occasionally as his leg would violently shake up and down underneath the table. I'm on a campus in the PNW so everyone here is a fucking troonliever and mindlessly validates this shit. It hardcore frustrates me because I'm in an intellectual freedom course--which is super important in the profession I'm trying to get into--but everyone in the class is just super uncritical and unwelcoming of criticism. The doublethink scares me.

 

[SatanicBudgie]

Goin' to powerlevel a bit. My ex-friend is your typical 'gay' FTM troon. Orange dangerhair with your typical squeaky teenager boy voice and is normally wearing a dog collar and fuckton of pride accessories. She somehow managed to get mastectomy and later one of her nipples falled down while traveling to Norway to get laid 'cause nobody wants to fuck her here.

She discovered that she was troon when she was 16 during her Tumblr browsing years and was (and still is) hardcore fujoshi. She then ghosted me (we were best friends) and came year later as a precious transman. Apparently she ditched me 'cause I wasn't genderspecial and specialsnowflakey enough.

Few days back, she messaged me and told me to kill myself 'cause she discovered that I'm studying in 'anti-trans' field and then began crying 'cause uni is hard. She's studying fucking English and Art.