📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Liber Nihil]

We always see a lot of "trans girl dick is different from cis male dick, it tastes and feels different' talk, but never "transmen pussy is different from female pussy", why?

Likely because it’s objectively worse than a healthy woman’s pussy and that’s not exactly a strong selling point even for people who are into pussy. Just look up the effects of testosterone on female genitals, they literally shrivel up and die.

The troons who argue that “girldick has a different mouthfeel” are only saying that in hopes that it’ll make their male genitals seem more appealing to the groups with which they’ve made themselves a sexual category error (less threatening to lesbians/less gay to straight men). Whether that stupid argument has a decent success rate is beside the point.

 

[Gondolindrim]

We always see a lot of "trans girl dick is different from cis male dick, it tastes and feels different' talk, but never "transmen pussy is different from female pussy", why? Perhaps it could bring someone to question if transwoman manufactured pussy is different also... who knows.

(They/them pussy jokes are an outlier, because everyone knows those are WomenLite)

Because I can't imagine a bigger "What the fuck am I doing" moment than having hetero sex with a woman and still trying to convince yourself that you're gay.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Sometimes when people are uncomfortable, they use the Bible as a weapon to try and hurt other people.

Or, if modern people with screen phones just like yours, and all the worlds knowledge in their pockets are so scared of you that they resort to ancient texts and magic, maybe it is you who are acting demonic? Just a thought.

 

[mnt_ms]

trans girl dick is different from cis male dick, it tastes and feels different

Human languages are almost magical. How else can I explain the disgust I feel after reading something, other than that some "feel disgust" spell has been cast upon me?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

The problem is we are changing our matriarchs. They used to be mothers and grandmothers, and now they are childless women with PhDs. The old school ones sometimes had doctorates too, but now we have women who have never led a family and just read books and we are supposed to listen to them? I often listen to grandmothers and mothers because i like and respect them, but some spinster with a PhD does not do it for me. We don't have incels telling normal women how society needs to be run.

I'm just citing myself because since the terrible murder of Bri(*/t)ish political figure Ann Widdecombe I have come to realise that one can become a matriarchal figure without being a mother.
Some people (some even born in 1889) sacrificed parenthood to be the mothers and fathers of nations. My analysis was incomplete and dumb, so if you rated it thus previously, feel free to rate this one autistic. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

[Spooky all year]

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Meanwhile in the Netherlands American trannies have been trying to get asylum because they're afraid of Trump. This dude (not the guy in the thumb) is regretting his choices hard since there's multiple stabbings weekly in Ter Apel. FAFO sucker, lmao.

Note: I left the original (short) intro in so people can see what the source is (PowNews on YT). I clipped everybody else that wasn't the tranny after that.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

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"When reality crashes in on you", the post.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Meanwhile in the Netherlands American trannies have been trying to get asylum because they're afraid of Trump.

I must say I appreciate the Netherlands' willingness to take our disaffected troons off our hands.

 

[The_Cowcel]

We always see a lot of "trans girl dick is different from cis male dick, it tastes and feels different' talk, but never "transmen pussy is different from female pussy", why? Perhaps it could bring someone to question if transwoman manufactured pussy is different also... who knows.

Because it's easier to fetishize a softer dick than it is to fetishize a severely unhealthy pussy. We do actually get plenty of posts about how "transman pussy is different from female pussy" but they're usually worded something along the lines of "Oh god help my pussy smells so bad that my rats vomit everytime I walk in the room"

 

[Billy Hargrove]

The Good Law Project has cancelled its own Monster campaign after just a few hours for being 'transphobic'. It involved posters of absurd CGI animals and the words 'Of course I support trans – I’m not a monster'. Several trans activists said it felt like they were being mocked.

 

[Spooky all year]

I must say I appreciate the Netherlands' willingness to take our disaffected troons off our hands.

You can keep them. I have nothing but disdain for anybody in Ter Apel that isn't an original citizen living in the small village of Ter Apel.

Our current government is highly insane however and this fucker may just get residency if he manages to stick it out despite specific parties being against that shit.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I must say I appreciate the Netherlands' willingness to take our disaffected troons off our hands.

I don't understand why they are going there? The Dutch have as far as I know it ditched the Dutch protocol on paper, even if some are still doing experiments or whatever.
The Netherlands have a lot of experience dealing with tourists there to benefit from one liberal law or the other since decades.
Europe is all for the indigenous peoples now, that is all you need to know.

 

[Spooky all year]

I don't understand why they are going there? The Dutch have as far as I know it ditched the Dutch protocol on paper, even if some are still doing experiments or whatever.
The Netherlands have a lot of experience dealing with tourists there to benefit from one liberal law or the other since decades.
Europe is all for the indigenous peoples now, that is all you need to know.

In which case you have been misinformed. The Dutch healthcare system and the Dutch government are very proud of the Dutch Protocol. What's happening here on that end is absolutely disgusting.

You are also incorrect that "Europe is all for the indigenous peoples now". Our current government is the sitting proof that they do not give any flying fucks about the Dutch or Dutch culture and they'd rather drag in more islamos.

 

[ur_mom_lmaoooo]

You are also incorrect that "Europe is all for the indigenous peoples now". Our current government is the sitting proof that they do not give any flying fucks about the Dutch or Dutch culture and they'd rather drag in more islamos.

For fuck's sake, is there any country in Western Europe that isn't like this? Denmark, maybe?

 

[Spooky all year]

For fuck's sake, is there any country in Western Europe that isn't like this? Denmark, maybe?

Denmark's doing mildly better than the others as far as I'm aware. But they also suffered from Euro libtardery for a while so I'm not actively certain how they are doing currently.

 

[Law]

Even if I was a retarded handmaiden sympathetic to a tranny's plight, I'd be incredibly offput by having one ingratiate itself to me by lying about every facet of his existence in an attempt to get close to me.

Lying about every aspect of his existence in an attempt to get close to you is like the most male-coded behavior there is! *Bah-dum tiss*
But seriously folks, when you were a little kid, did you ever have someone tell you that you shouldn't tell lies? Did you ever have a grown-up explain to you, prehaps with the aid of a picture book, that when you tell lies you have to keep lying to prop up the lies, and eventually the whole thing just collapses? I sure did, and it's what I always think of when I encounter the boys who cry "she/her". Trans is built on lies. The central lie, "I am not male/ I am not female", needs other lies to prop it up, and - much like the hubristic protagonists who are about to learn an important lesson in a picture book - trans people need to keep lying. I had a friend who was a transwoman and he lied to me about being "intersex". He really just had a hypospadia. But, he had to prop up the "I'm not male" lie. I had an FTM lie to me by saying "I'm not a boy or a girl, I'm something weird, man" when she's just a typical woman. Let's not forget the classic autogynephile whopper, shared by the furries, of "it's not sexual". Trans widows often tall about their husbands attempting to re-write many aspects of their histories. It's all a lie, with more lies used to pay back the debt to the truth that lying incurs.

It involved posters of absurd CGI animals and the words 'Of course I support trans – I’m not a monster'.

Of course I don't support trans - I am the beast I worship.

 

[Syikeblade]

These kids live by confusion and fetishes.

Spoiler: I want to be a gay man for yaoi

Is the lesbian to gay trans man pipeline even real, or am I making a big mistake? self.ftm
submitted 2 hours ago by ColdRanger7881
So for the sake of simplicity, I’m currently a lesbian. I have no sexual attraction for men, but I have romantic feelings for them. For years, I’ve wanted an mlm relationship, to the point where I would cry about it and become depressed about it.
I’ve posted several times about wanting an mlm relationship, and people are very supportive of me transitioning when I omit the fact that I feel like a lesbian. But when I say that I exclusively have sexual attraction for women, the general consensus is that I am a straight man.
I thought about it, and I really don’t want to be a straight man, because I don’t have any romantic desire to date women. But I feel reckless trying to go into transitioning simply to become a queer man, because I lack that sexual attraction.
I can’t stand this misery anymore. I’ve been genuinely depressed about this for so long now, I don’t even care if I put myself through irreversible changes to my body.
Is it reckless of me that despite everyone telling me I’m a straight man, I’m still gonna go into this wanting to be a man that dates other men? I feel crazy, like I’m taking a huge risk, but if it means I’ll never be sexually aroused with my partner ever again then so be it. I don’t even like my body as is; I can’t even look at myself in the mirror. I need to do something about this or I’ll go insane.

She just doesn't want to be normal, but turn into her yaoi fantasies.

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[Gorton Colu]

She just doesn't want to be normal, but turn into her yaoi fantasies.

That is a lot of words to say she wants a deep, poignant companionship with a man. I cannot help but doubt. A lesbian with romantic interest in men, but no sexual interest? Very, very suspicious.

 

[Law]

r/transmanlifehacks is a nightmare.


Bearded, be-therapied dood has her gender dreams dashed against the bedrock that is heterosexuality. Chemical drag doesn't fool all the people all the time. Straight men will still be attracted to a female with a beard and a frog voice, straight women won't be.


The public thinks you're a bearded lady because that is what you are. I'm sorry your therapist, friends, and doctors lied to you.

 

[daihatsu]

The Good Law Project has cancelled its own Monster campaign after just a few hours for being 'transphobic'. It involved posters of absurd CGI animals and the words 'Of course I support trans – I’m not a monster'. Several trans activists said it felt like they were being mocked.

I mean, it was probably the most honest campaign for trannies yet. "I don't identify as a monster, which is what I was born as. Ergo, I support trannies." It's brilliant that it was greenlit in the first place.