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Don't trust that it actually happened, or at least not in the way she claims.
Same. I would bet that the package was marked as delivered but she never got it (stolen or wrong address). The rest is probably fantasy. At most, her neighbors gave her a funny look and said "yeah we threw it out, sorry" and now she's seething, dying of embarrassment, and making up stories for attention and cope.
Troons lie on days that end in "y"
 
All of this discussion about the Mail Poon (KlutzyDragonfruit331) got me curious about her, so I threw her account into Arctic Shift to see what else could be dug up for context. Did you all know that she allegedly suffers from psychosis - strongly influenced by weed and alcohol - with a noted emphasis on paranoid symptoms? That feels like it definitely changes the overall tone of her story. Her neighbors should refuse to answer the door if she manages to get the chutzpah to show up on their doorstep again.
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Weed induced psychosis

Hi everyone not sure where to say this so I thought here. I am 25 y/o and have been diagnosed with psychosis when I went to a psych ward in high school- but not hospitalized due to psychosis. The only thing is I have had it for a while and I am normally able to preform my life very normally and have little to no psychosis. It will randomly flare up and I don’t really quite understand. It wasn’t until I realized there was a correlation with weed smoking that I stopped smoking weed. I still felt it but much less. Also I used to be on lots of anti- psychotics but I stopped them a while ago. I have since started trying to smoke weed again and it is insane. I am just wondering if there is a community of similar people out there that experience this. Like I have been diagnosed with psychosis but it’s really not bad unless it gets triggered by something or weed smoking. I have visuals that I talk to and have freaked my friends out. Last week I was paralyzed and couldn’t move my body or speak for a good while. But honestly I don’t know how long. I can’t look at my phone and my brain gets all fuzzy loud and colorful if that makes sense.
I guess what I’m saying is I don’t really feel like I have psychosis until I’m high - alcohol also makes me have visuals too. But alcohol it’s not as colorful and overstimulating. Just shawdowy and dark if that makes sense.
I’m not gonna smoke weed anymore I was just seeing if I could try it again but last time was a horrible experience. Anyone else with similar things?
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How do you guys know what is normal paranoia vs psychosis?

Feeling more and more intense. Just wondering how you know. Like for example when people talk about stuff like the double slit experiment I mean… normally people get paranoid but I know I take it too far but idk what is normally paranoia or not idk.
Also, I found selfies of her, and can you fucking imagine this absolute entity showing up at your house with some crony to film you just because you got rid of a package with a sex toy inside it? Christ alive.
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And for those of you who don't care about the saga of the Mail Poon, I have some other offerings.

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the dumbest reason to feel dysphoria

the doctor who did my top surgery told me that i might be balding and prescribed me oral minoxidil. i had been on testosterone for more than 2 years at that point. j really liked my body and how hairy it was. it was perfect I felt so comfortable in my body. i took minoxidil for 2 months. I got so hairy. everything is so uncomfortable now. i feel every little gust of wind and i can't stand it. i look at myself in the mirror and i hate myself. i get so much dysphoria from it for some reason. I'm hairier than any cis guy I think I've ever seen. and it's irreversible. which just hurts so much more.
A truscum dood (i.e., a pooner who sees herself above other pooners) goes on a frustrated rant about how "tucutes" (i.e., your bog standard pooner) have ruined the image of transgender people by identifying as things such as he/him lesbians or considering themselves women even when they take testosterone or get mastectomies. Their behavior has had such a negative impact on poonacy PR, in fact, that even OP's friends suggest that she's no different from them herself, and that does not fly for OP who is an end-stage NLOG. It's a wee bit late to try and do damage control on your image, sister - especially when you can't even articulate how you differ from them beyond "Um, I hate my bobs and vagene more than they do, so I'm legitimate!"
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Tucutes are destroying the reputation of trans people

This kind of post has probably been posted multiple times on here, but I just wanted to share my thoughts.
Recently, I watched a youtube video about someone disscussing trans people and the comments were full of people on the right, who believe that all trans people have the same beliefs as tucutes, and just "identify" as a gender, don't pass at all and are just trying to invade certain gendered spaces. The tucutes literally made real trans people into a joke. Now, anyone can make jokes about "I identify as a washing machine" because they believe that's how it works. They believe, now that anyone can just choose to change their "gender", like a man waking up one morning and deciding to be a woman. And that whole pronoun shit also makes us seem like a joke (especially neopronouns or people who are he/him lesbians). They make it seem like actual trans people don't have dysphoria, so in conclusion we don't need medical intervention. And because they make it seem like you don't need dysphoria to be trans, a bunch of teenage cisgirls are taking up resources from actual trans people, just because "they don't feel like a girl", they "think they would be attractive as a guy", they "want to break gender norms", they "want to be in a gay relationship" or are just trying to escape misogony. Tucutes also change how we are perceived in daily life. I sadly can't be stealth currently, but I pass. Everyone who knows that I'm trans treats me like I just identify as trans and don't actually have dysphoria. During a political discussion with my friends, I tried to talk about tucutes, I said : "There are some women online that just walk around in bras and look like women but they want to be called a man." And my friend said "But isn't that what you're doing?". And that shit hurt, because it just shows me how people around just view me as someone who "identifies as a guy", not someone who has actual dysphoria.
Also, political discussions would be so much easier if everyone saw the truscum side of trans people instead of the tucute side. Instead of saying the whole "I identify" and "I use these pronouns" shit that aren't real arguments and just make us look ridiculous, we could actually argue that we have a medical condition thats proven to exist with science. It would be so much harder to take right of trans people away, if we could just argue that it's dypshoria and not simply an identity. I don't even get how the tucute side "won" and became popular in the media. Now trans people just seem like dyed hair, pierced, alternative freaks, who are extremly loud, obnoxious and annoying and can't understand reality or biology.
 
Spoiler: Kubrick stare, indeed.
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!?!?!?!?

Also, psychosis is a symptom, not a diagnosis, so Jocelyn Coomer Poon here is talking out of her ass. Anti-psychotics are also prescribed for other diagnoses all the time. I (and many of my friends) were on anti-psychotics for depression in High School, it's not a big deal but she's presenting it like she's edgy and unique. I want to know what she means by "visuals" too. From what she's describing it sounds like she just got super stoned on the legal nu-weed, which is nothing to fuck around with.
I was 21 in WA when weed was legalized, I smoked the live resin daily for like a month-ish, had an insane panic attack and was fully conscious of my breathing like a whale and obsessing over my heartbeat for like three days after. One of the worst experiences of my life. It felt like dying in slow motion.
 
I am a tall and large man, so it could just be the difference in how people treat with the opposite sex like you alude to.

I get pooner stare downs while you get pooner indifference. You get troon looming and I get troon eye avoidance.

I think age is a factor, too. Younger troons (like college age) tend to act more skittish, just want to get their stuff and go. The ones around my age or older are more likely to be aloof or confrontational. Especially the troons that I described.

This is exactly what I am referring to. I really don't know what to make of it nor how to interpret it. Is it surfacing envy? Mental illness? Attempted peacocking (Lord forbid)? Plain animosity?
Poorly executed male impersonation?

My money's mostly on the last part. If it's not the T induced rage, it's the need to come across as "so manly grrrr"

Jocelyn Coomer Poon

If any lurkers were looking for a username...
 
Lol the Feds don't even get out of bed for less than a major drug conspiracy or dealing CSAM. A lot of things are technically federal crimes, but that doesn't mean the feds actually have any interest in enforcing them. And the local PD will 100% tell her it's a "civil issue." I guess she could take them to small claims court and get awarded $200, which might cover the filing fees.
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"Kash Patel, finder of lost packers, is mourned and remebered by a nation united in the perpetual fight for trans rights."
 
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I can see him finding a reason to track it down.
Hollywood women pay thousands to have gut bacteria transplants. You are making the false assumption that India is behind us, but the scary truth is that India is the endgame.
Either you understand what I mean from these two phrases or you don't, but please don't make me explain it, I'm an old man.

I'm too old to fight this real culture war, with handsanitizer, with soap, cheap firearms, protests, boycots, , diggers and uniforms, but I want you all to know, that even if I don't have the olfactory numbness reqired anymore to participate, you are all my sons and brothers! Marching in spirit right here in our rows with, as some of my friends would put it.
Please find a final solution for the jeet-question so I can die in peace!.

(I'm healthy and exceptionally fit for 50, just being dramatic for creative political/humourous writing puorposes.)
 
I wonder if this is the same guy who spent multiple reddit posts & comment sections sincerely arguing that his wife had "abandoned" a house in her name because she drove her car away from it when he and his stinkditch-polycule prevented her from entering via the door.
I wonder! That guy was so delulu about how the law worked, even as multiple lawyers kept setting him straight.
 
Very male behavior there, Lil Dood. Not to say that men can't or don't cry, I've lost three dogs to old age or cancer over the years and I cry like a baby every time. But crying over a physical possession worth two hundred measley bucks is definitely a woman moment.
If you’re a man and cry you deserve to be shot lol
 
What proof does the pooner have that she didn't send her poor neighbors a dildo to gross them out on purpose? The package has their address on it, and a fake name! I'd assume it was harassment/a prank if I were a cop dealing with this. It's just so reddit.
They absolutely did this. If they fucked up the shipping address how would they even know where the package ended up and who got it? The entire story is full of holes.
 
What proof does the pooner have that she didn't send her poor neighbors a dildo to gross them out on purpose?
The more I think about it the more I'm convinced this is it.


Yet Another case of Almost Getting It Syndrome. :christine:

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Comments insist he's a lesbian.
Here's one.
This is somehow the most lesbian post I've seen today. Welcome to lesbianism.
Here's an excerpt from another.
... In all seriousness this sounds like the same problem I have with imposter syndrome. ...
It's not a syndrome if ... you know the drill. :lit:
 
A truscum dood (i.e., a pooner who sees herself above other pooners) goes on a frustrated rant about how "tucutes" (i.e., your bog standard pooner) have ruined the image of transgender people by identifying as things such as he/him lesbians or considering themselves women even when they take testosterone or get mastectomies. Their behavior has had such a negative impact on poonacy PR, in fact, that even OP's friends suggest that she's no different from them herself, and that does not fly for OP who is an end-stage NLOG. It's a wee bit late to try and do damage control on your image, sister - especially when you can't even articulate how you differ from them beyond "Um, I hate my bobs and vagene more than they do, so I'm legitimate!"
Trans Meds have always reminded me so much of my high school friends who would complain about how they're the *real* goths unlike those posers who shop at Hot Topic and don't even know who Siouxsie and the Banshees are.
 
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Trans Meds have always reminded me so much of my high school friends who would complain about how they're the *real* goths unlike those posers who shop at Hot Topic and don't even know who Siouxsie and the Banshees are.
Hey, if you were the one to have had amputated your own body parts to demonstrate your alliance and devotion to an ideology, you too would be prone to denounce those whom had not as "a bunch of fucking casuals".
 
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being a non passing trans woman with a deep voice should qualify as a disability

jesus fucking christ im so sick and tired of being trapped into forever being viewed as a man whether i like it or not even if the people around me know damn well im transgender, i hate how if i try to go out in a bra and camisole with eyeliner the whole world has their eyes on me and everyone begins to treat me differently because they cant stand the sight of a "man" in womens clothes in make up. at my supposedly lgbtq counseling the lady behind the front desk is so appalled by the way i look that she refuses to make eye contact with me because i guess its that bad, and everyone there still refers to me by my deadname and refers to ne as make despite my records showing that my name is selena and that i am indeed transgender, not like they give even an ounce of a shit. i wanted to scream because i let one of the front desk ladies deadname me (no point in fighting it) and once she was corrected by another staff member she was like "ohhh im so sorry is that what you want to be called??? im so sorry i had no idea thats what you WANT to be called" LIKE NO YOU FUCKING IMBECILE ITS WHAT IM ACTUALLY CALLED IF YOU CANT WRAP YOIR HEAD AROUND THE IDEA OF A TRANS PERSON GO WORK SOMEWHERE ELSE IN A STATE WHERE YOURE FELLOW LIKE MINDED DUMBASSES CAN ALL MISGENDER WHOEVER THEY PLEASE

not to mention the weirdness of people calling me selena yet still referring to me as male and treating me as such??? how are you gonna see a visibly trans woman with a female name and proceed to call her sir dude man bro despite the transness being right in your face. i was in a sober outpatient program and this guy was line "yeah bro if you ever need anything i totally got you man" then proceeded to sir me and i got so mad i td them i didnt wanna go anymore and up and left the scene. same thing happened with some friends i went out with, said my name was selena but the referred to me as a he and him despite my transgender identity being right in their face

its absolute fucking hell and i dont know how much longer itll be until i can escape it, even with hrt my a cup tits arent enough to get the message across and it doesnt change my face enough to make a huge difference, voice training takes forever and while im working on it itll be a year before i have a passable voice, things like laser hair removal surgeries are a ways away too and overall im not sure how much longer itll can take this bullshit before i explode

"at my supposedly lgbtq counseling the lady behind the front desk is so appalled by the way i look that she refuses to make eye contact with me because i guess its that bad ... i wanted to scream because i let one of the front desk ladies deadname me (no point in fighting it) and once she was corrected by another staff member she was like "ohhh im so sorry is that what you want to be called??? im so sorry i had no idea thats what you WANT to be called"

Jeez what an L. :story:
 
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What proof does the pooner have that she didn't send her poor neighbors a dildo to gross them out on purpose? The package has their address on it, and a fake name! I'd assume it was harassment/a prank if I were a cop dealing with this. It's just so reddit.
I'm betting that she didn't want to send it to her own address and have her parents ask "what's in the package, dear" so gave the neighbours address, asuming that they would recognise her name and pass it on. That they might open it (and be disgusted) never crossed her mind.
 
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