📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

A Russian troon risks life and limb in order to cosplay a genderbent version of a Warhammer 40k character all because it helps him with his depression.
The irony should not be lost on the reader that the character of Fulgrim was an extremely prideful man who had his soul corrupted by exposure to a hermaphroditic demon god of excess, addiction and depravity.
 
There seems to be no ceiling on the escalating levels of deviancy old trannies achieve.
The L is none of this ever happened.
Comes out of the doctor's office's bathroom in a bra and a little girls (who is of course doing a form of skirt goes spinny) mouth falls open so he takes that as the outfit was ok
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Biked 3 miles in his bikini, men are hanging out of windows to ogle and cat call him
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Sorry men, he's a lesbian
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In truly unhinged fashion, since at least 2015 he started pretending "Davina", aka him crossdressing, was his sister and included his actual real sister Shirlee while posting about his fetish with wearing a speedo on video. Trannies be very confusing.

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Just a girl on her bike 💋
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What filters?
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What the fuck is wrong with his face. He looks like something OneyNG would draw as a joke. Why is his face all smushed up like someone pinched him right on the nose
That actual normal picture of his face he doesnt look anywhere near as uncanny and terrifying

Why the fuck would anyone choose to be an ugly monster?
 
This nigga said he was leaving Reddit months ago, what happened? Looks like he's on a new account: u/Grand-Diamond-4696.

Anyone else who also spends way too much goddamn time on this website remember his old user?
I was about to say, didn’t porch troon leave because of the incoming genocide or something? I need to take up crocheting or diamond art or whatever Magic Pickle does in the summer.
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Edit: I saved Magic Pickle’s post to read last since he’s so in-depth, he already got bro covered. 😂 My point stands, I’ve seen that porch too many times.
 
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Prescriptive terminological exactitude funnies, continued. :christine:

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Girl they are just my pronouns... The other ones are just wrong. Maybe I am just being too semantic here but I feel like that term insinuates trans people "choose" their gender. My gender is intrinsic, not preferred.
Short OP, loads of comments, lots of agreement.
Top 2 comments.
Hate "preferred pronouns". Also when people ask "and what was your real name?"
Wow nobody has ever asked me that before.​
Further down the comments, playing dumb? :lit:
I never understood how it became such an issue. I didn’t know they were called pronouns as a child. When I was young, if you referred to someone as “he” and that was wrong, they’d say “Hey! I’m a girl!”. You would say “sorry” and use “her” from then on. When did people start being arseholes about it?!
 
Prescriptive terminological exactitude funnies, continued. :christine:

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Short OP, loads of comments, lots of agreement.
Top 2 comments.


Further down the comments, playing dumb? :lit:
Waow, way to heckin' marginalize the valid enbies and genderfluid folx. I think this sister needs to have a restorative conversation about their unconscious biases, but it's not my job to educate xir.
 
Edit: I saved Magic Pickle’s post to read last since he’s so in-depth, he already got bro covered. 😂 My point stands, I’ve seen that porch too many times.
Magic Pickle is a Queen and you shall refer to her as such. I am very glad that someone with her grasp on the English language is being used for good.
 
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What a terrible fucking pieces of shit. Jesus. "Beloved". Oh my fucking god.

The Faggots with the capital F.

On the other hand - there are some other posts from this woman, and she, for some reason, can't stand the fact, that the only people that are sympathising with her are "TERFs and transphobes".

The bitch is fucking dumb, just like her ex-husband.
 
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Changing “gender not sex” used to just be a standard troon ideology. And it’s still what normie/casual troon “allies” tend to believe the argument for trooning out is. TRAs even promote that argument to “sane wash” troon ideology.

But obviously not being literally female isn’t acceptable to male troons chasing the dragon.
Yep. This is what i've meant when i've talked before how they kept pushing. Remember Riley Dennis going viral for saying it's transphobic if you don't date troons? Back then many troons were pissed at Riley saying that's stupid and it's normal if people have a preference and don't want to date trannies. But now? Everyone would agree with Riley. So much changed with them. The whole sports shit is another one. You can see old forum threads from 2016 on troon threads where they're in agreement that it's unfair for women if troons compete against them. Try saying that now :story:

If you’re a man and cry you deserve to be shot lol
You have to be 18 or older to be on the farms. Might I recommend the Sharty?
 
Saying “OMG, I love drag!” to MTFs and “You have such kind eyes!” to FTMs will have them spiraling for days.
I like to take it the other direction with FTMs and just be such an over the top John Belushi that it makes them feel like another finger on the monkey's paw has curled. Like "Dude! I just took such a big fucking shit my asshole is broken, I gotta skip leg day!" or "Broooooo! Aiden are you ripping ass in here? Don't fucking hotbox me, bitch!"
 
⚠️🚨❄️TRANS GENOCIDE UPDATE! ❄️⚠️🚨

REEEEEEEEE! LEGITIMATE HATE MAIL! :c
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:wow: That terrifying hate speech:
When God created you he did not make
a mistake. You were created man and
therefore go and lead your house hold.
You can always come back to God.
Jesus loves you. Do not let the worldly
ideas take over. Seek God and he will
guide your heart.
Artist impression of troon, 0.7 seconds after spontaneous ignition (anal):
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Haha yes! Yes! Thanks for finding it.
I'm waiting for his teamup with Murder Tranpa from the Gus Lamont thing, since they both love bodyslamming ladies so much.
REEEEEEEEE! LEGITIMATE HATE MAIL!
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:wow:
That terrifying hate speech:

Artist impression of troon, 0.7 seconds after spontaneous ignition (anal):
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While using "worldly" as an insult* is misguided because God created the world so it's not actually bad to go out and enjoy all the shit he put in it, the letter-writer (if not fake) is correct in his or her assertion that Jesus loves you. Jesus loves everybody. This porn addict needs to calm down.

*AND GUESS WHAT KIND OF CHRISTIANS DO IT
 
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REEEEEEEEE! LEGITIMATE HATE MAIL! :c
Dayum. Maybe I'll agree the Jesus pitch was useless and uncalled for.
But I wonder how the troon would react to some real hate mail. :P


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It doesn't bother me that a troon would come to such a conclusion. Also, in my opinion, not a bad choice for partisan warfare, though to the best of my knowledge it's never been used for that.

But really this troon just posts to freak the mundanes, am I right?
Not quietly arming for the day like a real partisan. :christine:

But if he starts shooting because of misgendering or something,
he will end up dead and a poster boy for gun control. :lit:

Cuteness. :cool:

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Just the subject line and this one pic.

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I need to take up crocheting or diamond art or whatever Magic Pickle does in the summer.
Without PLing too much, I live somewhere hotter than the devil's ass-crack after an afternoon in skin-tight spandex, so I spend a lot of time indoors which means when I'm not troonhunting on Reddit, I like watching movies nobody has ever heard of. In fact, if you'll all permit me to offer a recommendation, I recently watched a film called Consuming Spirits (available to watch for free on YouTube) which was so fascinatingly ugly that I encourage any Kiwi of artistic inclination to give it a shot if just to see a project that took one guy about 15 years to make.

(For a vastly less obscure and less hideous suggestion, Memoir of a Snail is a great stop-motion flick about a dowdy Australian woman learning to take charge of her life after befriending an eccentric old lady who succumbs to dementia.)
Now I know damn well nobody actually asked for that, so a thread tax is in order.

By now, we're all well aware that troons 'n' poons exaggerate and obfuscate the reality of their psychological profiles in order to have insurance cover their cosmetic procedures, but did you know it's only okay when they do it and no one else? Like this case of a closeted poon's butch buddy who faked poonacy herself in order to get her tit chop covered by other people's premiums, which makes OP the picture of Christmas with the way she's red with rage and green with envy. And it's not enough for her to already be "HRTrepping" - 4tran4 slang for taking HRT covertly while not outwardly announcing that you're a gender janissary - so OP considers outing herself to her friend all so that she can guilt trip her for getting what OP wanted. (Hilariously, in another post OP backtracks and insist that she's not that mad that her friend got surgery before her, but we all know by now that no TiF or TiM can make a peanut butter sandwich without at least a little bit of jelly.)
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friend lied to her doctors about dysphoria so she could get top surgery

cis butch lesbian, not a repper
when someone asked her if we should call her they/them now (??) she said quote ew no I don’t ever want to be seen as anything close to a man.
she told us how she lied about being dysphoric so she could get it covered, and now she’s getting it way before I ever even can.
and she won’t shut the fuck up about it.
im hrtrepping so she doesn’t know im trans, but I feel like telling her, just so I can tell her to [REDACTED]
Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini: A replica gorilla skeleton - sorry, a proto-tranny - has been secretly donning some slutty little swimwear every time his wife is out of the house visiting her aging mother, and he was content to keep this fashion show private until she discovers the bottom part of his bikini before he can hide it. Because Mrs. OP had found it when her husband was laid up in bed with an illness, she kept her reaction tempered as he recovered, but tensions soon rise when OP decides to rip off the Band-Aid and come clean with her about his hidden desires. Now OP wonders if he's ruined everything he's had in one fell swoop: "I feel I broke a life I had ahead of me that was full of great things that took a lot to build," he cries. "No glitter, only pain and tears for today." Imagine describing the devastation of your marriage as having "no glitter"! Were I a divorce lawyer handling their case, I'd already be planning on what to have my next yacht emblazoned with, it'd be such an easy win.
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My wife found my bikini, UPDATE

Ok, I've been relaxing a lot after understanding that at the least I'm not a cis male.
I used to dress up to get off, then i figured there was a lot more to it, that I had a part of me that had been locked and censored for a long time.
I am 42 married, and I take a time to dress how I feel sometimes that my wife stays the night with her mother.

The thing is that I'm a mess, I once forgot in the bathroom a tag I took from some underwear, that was explained away because i always take the tags from her underwear, then another day I had a lip balm in my pocket and I took out some things I had there and the balm came out along, in this case she thought it was hers...
On Friday I got sick, and when she comes home she finds the bottom of a bikini that i used the night before washed and left to dry, I was really sick so she didn't ask much nor she thought about infidelity because I just installed cameras outside the house. I think in one moment she asked me if it was for her, I may have said "something like that" but I was high on fever.
Saturday she had things to do all day outside the house, and I was still with fever and slept all day, at night I got a little better and after dinner she asked jokingly if it was for her or for me because it wouldn't fit her.
On Sunday she folds the washed clothes and she leaves the bikini on the bed on top of my boxers.
Is there a chance she doesn't know it's mine? I'm planning to come out tonight if possible, if I work up the courage.
What are your thoughts?
Update: talked to her last night, a lot of confusion, questions, pain, grief, she asked if I was gay, or if I was going to come out in three years. She asked if i wanted to go out as a woman right now (i dont) We both cried a lot
This is a mess, I feel I broke a life I had ahead of me that was full of great things that took a lot to build.No glitter, only pain and tears for today
My mind is broken and I can't help but to think "who would be with a freak that dresses up like a woman?" All the transphobic comments I've heard in my life are hitting me one after another
Before visiting his fiancee's workplace, a troon was regarded as an actual female by his partner's coworker - but just one look at him the first time he appears has the coworker immediately switching pronouns to a more neutral variety, clearly able to see that OP's not trying to look like a dude yet cannot stop the forces of biology from making his chromosomes known. To be recognized so obviously, of course, has OP on the verge of suicide, especially as he realizes that his only hope of being authentically regarded as female comes from people who never, ever lay eyes on him. Well, OP, have you considered wearing a burqa, or as I like to call it, the patented Lady Sack™? That's both female-exclusive attire and nobody will ever be forced to bear witness to your ghoulish countenance! Though it might make you look like Bigfoot in a body bag - but you'll never know if you don't try!
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"Met" someone who works with my fiancee today...

>This woman has only ever known or talked about me with my fiancee as a woman, using my correct name, and using she/her pronouns.
>I went to visit my fiancee during her break at work today
, cute couple shit or whatever.
>This coworker briefly saw me as I was buying a drink.
>Coworker now only refers to me using they/them pronouns when talking to my fiancee.
This shit genuinely makes me feel like roping.

And fuck anyone who has ever implied that I'm a passoid.
I have literally never been correctly gendered once by anyone who doesn't explicitly know my situation. If I wasn't lucky enough to know a few chill people I'd never be gendered correctly at all, period.
And now I'm getting degendered by people who have only ever had a concept of me being a woman, and not explicitly trans either.
I fucking hate it here.
Literally, just once, one singular time of someone genuinely looking at me and seeing a would be enough.
Though a MTF claims that he's "the happiest (I've) ever been in my entire life," the women around him can tell that deep down, something doesn't seem quite right with him; because the ladies in his life are far less acquiescing than the gentlemen, OP can't help but be brought to tears at the lack of sisterly solidarity he'd likely been hoping for ever since he first pulled on his polyester Amazon thigh-high socks. Dude, the guys around you aren't putting up a fuss because they sincerely could not care whether you lived or died; any lad who actually cared about you as a person would be right alongside these lassies trying to shake you out of your insanity even if he believed it to be a doomed endeavor. You can tell none of these people have authentic relationships because they mistake apathy for approval and tough love for abuse. How bleak.
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Cis women in my life have been my worst supporters.

Had kinda a double whammy experience yesterday with my ex telling me that I probably have clinical depression (despite me trying to explain to her that I am the happiest I've ever been in my entire life) and that is why I'm probably wanting to live as a woman.
Meanwhile my sister tried to victim-shame me because I didn't disclose to everyone around me that I was suffering from gender dysphoria since way before my egg cracked.
In general, I get far more misgendered by my cis women friends than any of the men around me.
Most of my male friends have started correctly gendering me from the very beginning, adopting my chosen name, and been overall very supportive.
The cis women have been by far the exact opposite, making me feel like I'm just going through a "phase" while adding to the guilt of basically destroying everything around me for no good reason.
Not only does it seem like they don't understand me, but they seem to have no interest in trying.
Like they decided that an AMAB wanting to embrace their feminine identity is obviously misguided and wrong.
I just don't get it -- I mean here I am feeling incredibly genuine and myself for the first time in my life, and to them I'm just an inconvenience.
I'm sorry for venting about this, but since those two conversations yesterday all I want to do is cry.
Lastly, a despairing dood sobs about how she is destined to be stuck in a wretchedly "unfuckable" body forever as she admits what everyone normal has been saying the entire time: nobody finds steroid-engorged hyenaclits appealing.
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i can’t stop crying. being trans is a lose lose situation

if i don’t transition with t im going to hate my horrible girl body forever but going on t is going to make me hate myself in a different way… nobody except for confident trans guys actually think t-dicks look good. i’ll be ugly and look like a fake boy and be targeted by transphobia and be unfuckable… and to everyone who says “why wouldn’t you want a dick as a trans guy” cause it’s not a fucking dick it’s not a penis it’s just making parts of myself that i’m most insecure about bigger and uglier. there’s nothing fucking good about that. i’m never going to have a real penis i’m never going to be a real boy. no matter what i do i hate myself
 
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