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📚 MegathreadTrannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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I will never not crack up at pooners trying to be manly. It's just the funniest shit to me. A little sweaty red faced pooner talking how she seriously needs to breed. I saw Turkey Tom did a video on someone named Tyler Catastrophe and I could not stop laughing. A wittle pooner talking about her obsession for some minecrafter named after a pig, Wilbur. This pooner looked exactly like the meme too. And it even claimed to be two spirit at one point because it thinks it's mixed race and had native american blood and Portuguese. Apparently to her, portuguese people aren't white at all.
Emily (“tyler”) has a Thread here on the farms. She’s also a shitty singer, artist, and gofundme scammer. She’s getting cancelled on TikTok for being obsessed with Wilbur, who’s evidently already cancelled, and being racist (see “two spirit”.
She is delusional and wants to move to England to be closer to Wilbur. Also thought she was getting a job, because she met a band member once and he was nice…?
Im 17 weeks in. I dont exactly pass as a woman. But the men's room has become increasingly gross... Yes there are family bathrooms but eh. Just curious on when some of you switched and like how did it go?
I’m definitely at that point. I’d personally wheel him into the hospital myself, tenderly kiss his forehead, tell him “you’re totally gonna have a real vagina, darling best beloved,” then send him through the double doors with tears of joy in my eyes, waving a goodbye handkerchief. While knowing that Kathy Rumer, DO is waiting for him in the operating suite, itching to stroke her sadistic, Sweeney Todd-esque masochism fetish.
Emily (“tyler”) has a Thread here on the farms. She’s also a shitty singer, artist, and gofundme scammer. She’s getting cancelled on TikTok for being obsessed with Wilbur, who’s evidently already cancelled, and being racist (see “two spirit”.
She is delusional and wants to move to England to be closer to Wilbur. Also thought she was getting a job, because she met a band member once and he was nice…?
Dude. My kids were like “mama, you have to watch this girl-she’s crazy.” Then showed me this pooner on YouTube. Good to know some cows cross generations
Dude. My kids were like “mama, you have to watch this girl-she’s crazy.” Then showed me this pooner on YouTube. Good to know some cows cross generations
That’s a good all-day bender at the football, that is. Come up to Norf FC, you’ll see plenty of lads doing it. Costs you your monthly rent nowadays, mind you.
Only poofters get the shits from it though. The pathetic troon can’t hold his beer. Mild, too, the beginner’s bender beer. Sad.
Dude. My kids were like “mama, you have to watch this girl-she’s crazy.” Then showed me this pooner on YouTube. Good to know some cows cross generations
Two of mine do. Once you’ve read some of the bigger lolcow threads, it becomes like a multi-series of books that you can’t put down. All the while, you’re thinking “these lolcows can’t be that fucking stupid, surely?” Yet they always are.
I am 42 and have been on feminizing HRT for 1.5 years now. 2026 has been a difficult year, specifically because of a job loss. I'm dealing with that, though. Amidst that change are the HRT changes that I feel deeply and see physically.
Despite my employment challenges I have found a large local transgender community. These folks are becoming my friends and support. Seeing these lovely people, knowing them, connecting with them has completed some sort of internal circuit. The imposter syndrome is gone. I am living this fully. My transness is EVERYTHING to me: body, mind, art, community, activism, relationships... its all cohesive in a way that makes me feel strong and unshakable in who and how I am.
This feeling is indescribable. Its not exactly happiness but more of a purposeful sense of belonging and genuine expression. I hope every transgender and gender non-conforming/expansive individual get to find this and experience it. It is absolutely everything to me.
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Seeing these lovely people, knowing them, connecting with them has completed some sort of internal circuit. The imposter syndrome is gone. I am living this fully. My transness is EVERYTHING to me: body, mind, art, community, activism, relationships... its all cohesive in a way that makes me feel strong and unshakable in who and how I am.
It's called being yourself I think! I just had an orchi yesterday and afterwards was crying tears of joy, even wrote an entire diary entry just talking about my journey and how proud my child self would be of the woman I'm becoming. ...
Ever notice that transphobic cis women are often pickmes? (self.StraightTransGirls)
submitted 9 hours ago by Tired_yet_cute
Dressing very provocatively in an attempt to attract the male gaze. Have extensive work done like bbl, fillers, implants literally no difference from gender affirming care that a lot of our sisters get. They might say they don’t recognize us as women but they’re subconsciously treating us as women by treating us like how they treat other women who they deem as competition, women who prevent them from being picked. Just with a different set of insults.
They can't compete with masculine gay men and desperately want to compete for straight men.
Sure_Angle_5900 6 points 4 hours ago
Jealousy drives a lot of people's behavior. I know a cis girl who started drinking as often as I do despite having a child just because she was bothered seeing people flirt with me.
I wouldn't care but I'm jealous she can have kids so I do. Lol
[–]Eternal_Heighthon41 4 points 6 hours ago*
idk i think that almost all cis women are transphobic on some level cuz genitals strongly correlates to gender for them and many of them have bioessentialist beliefs too, terfs are just open about their transphobia
like you’ll see this with cis lesbians where some guy will be like “you just haven’t tried dick” and they’ll be like eww…part of their process of discovering their sexuality was realizing that they are uncomfortable with dick
[–]Minarosebbyy 6 points 7 hours ago
Idk they usually look like shit and more masculine than me from what I’ve seen
TheRealMame 2 points 9 hours ago Yes we are competition and I see them freak out when their husbands are into us. Then they proceed to attack transwomen when maybe they should think about it and figure out why their husband likes us. Perhaps it's their attitude being entitled about their cis'ness thinking of Men like they hate them actually. I also notice that, they hate transwomen because we were seen as men in the past and they hate men yet they want the men to give them what they would often rather give us. it's just silly really, why not just like men??? I find most are great if you have them over for a short time and send them home, and avoid taking one in but these women can't even see that's just how most men are and if you like them, take the bad with the good.
[–]TheRealMame -1 points 9 hours ago
What sucks though is the men who take cis women as their wives/girlfriends and us as the one who is actually fun to be with It's a paradox in a sense, the side girl is always more fun and seems esp when trans
[–]Active-Payment5459 3 points 3 hours ago Unless he’s giving you money, this is not a flex mama
It's never enough for these type of incels, not only do they want "straight" men they want to win against women for the attention and more.
Any man who knows what they are can have them, but that makes them seeth too.
It’s just further proof of their delusional state that they believe that any actual woman would be jealous of them. It simply doesn’t happen. I can’t say what goes on in the heads of handmaidens but I imagine that any actual women that are on their “side”, still views them with pity, possibly even contempt.
And I do believe that most women would dump any man that likes trannies. Women don’t want a gay or bi man (well, mentally sane women don’t). That’s a quick way to get AIDS. If it was me I’d say “BYE, FAGGOT!” and be glad I was done with a faggot. If trannies see that as a win…well, more proof of their delusional state.
Late and he probally did do it, but if there's an allegation it will be reported. It doesn't matter if it's a load of shit, the Home Office require it to be recorded.
He says he wasn't charged with anything, but there's no smoke without fire. Even if charges aren't brought against that person (which is a high bar anyway) whoever was vetting him probally shat bricks at the mere mention of noncing.
All I can say is thank God this retard didn't slip through the cracks. Not that PCSOs actually do anything.
Late and he probally did do it, but if there's an allegation it will be reported. It doesn't matter if it's a load of shit, the Home Office require it to be recorded.
He says he wasn't charged with anything, but there's no smoke without fire. Even if charges aren't brought against that person (which is a high bar anyway) whoever was vetting him probally shat bricks at the mere mention of noncing.
All I can say is thank God this retard didn't slip through the cracks. Not that PCSOs actually do anything.
Oh, 100%, allegations have to be reported, but there's a distinct difference between allegations and a subsequent investigation and actual charges being filed
I genuinely wonder what goes through these people's heads whenever I see shit like this. Like are they hallucinating an attractive woman? Who the fuck looks at those wrinkly ass inner thighs and thinks they're cute? His belly is wider than his hips. You can tell he consumes 'goth gf' porn all the time by the random rubber band bracelet and black nails because his hair isn't even long enough to warrant tying up yet. It also made me ROFL because one of the hair products on the counter is the 'Beach Babe texturizing dry shampoo' so you know that nigga isn't washing his shit properly.
Obligatory thread tax; I saw this post on Instagram reels and thought it was a joke until I saw the profile pictures. This newer generation of trannies are scary as hell, you don't see a woman-only Uber section and immediately realize A) it's for the prevention of rape and B) that it's creepy as hell to try and pay a woman outside the app and the implications of that? So many of these people are completely unaware it's terrifying.
Oh, 100%, allegations have to be reported, but there's a distinct difference between allegations and a subsequent investigation and actual charges being filed
I think that's where the confusion is. When allegations are made, the recording of the allegations is the investigation. If what this retard says is true (it probally isnt) someone made an allegation of noncing against them, which was subsequently closed due to lack of evidence for the CPS to charge.
That'll come up on a DBS check if it's relevant, and for any trusted role (police, teacher etc.) he'll likely get fucked off whether he was charged with the offence or not, due to the nature of the allegation. The bar for being investigated and arrested is low, and it'll show on any enhanced vetting.
Aussie troon wants Face Feminization Surgery. Declares Australia to be a transphobic hellhole after the healthcare system will make him pay for most of his $40,000 cosmetic surgery out of his own pocket. Since it’s a billing code thing, not even private insurance will chip in much.
Photos of the TSheila just wanting his face to be broken for free
Fuck that I hope he does I hope he starts some faggotity onlyfans thing or a GoFund and gets the money and gets his surgery and still looks like what he is a fucking man except he wasted 40,000 dollars on a quack doctor who found a sucker.
tee hee
but these women can't even see that's just how most men are and if you like them, take the bad with the good.
It's a paradox in a sense, the side girl is always more fun and seems esp when trans 
