📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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From the shit that didn't happen file. :christine:

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That last bit makes me think this person maybe really was in jail,
and I'm sure the experience was vey unpleasant.
But 100% I do not believe the conversation. :lit:
and then the whole prison clapped, why doesn't reddit try to make their stories sound real anymore? is it because redditors will believe anything so why even bother?
 
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"Ava Lovelace" is an insane tranny who claims to be the descendant of Ada Lovelace and says claiming Lovelace is his birth right. But this is impossible, just like him being a woman is impossible.

https://x.com/AvaLovelaceX
This retard does know how easy it is to Google who is actually decended from Ada Lovelace, right? That none of them use the Lovelace name and are all British, which I assume this faggot is not.

Just. Why are TIMs so retarded? Do they lose intelligence from all the cooming they do or what.
 
Why are TIMs so retarded?
It's not "retarded". It's magical thinking.

The idea is a loud enough repeated assertion can change reality.
Especially if you can get others to play along.
Starting with their "gender identity", but all the rest follows.

From the almost-but-not-quite getting it department. 8)

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I know we're not supposed to do that. But, in all honesty, I don't think I've ever been with a man that I wanted to introduce to my family or my friends in the first place.

Let's just be honest, most of the men that wanna be with trans women are weird. That's not our fault, just the way the cookie crumbles when you're an extremely marginalized community and there's men that fetishize that.

But, because of that, I think I'm starting to be okay with the discretion. I'm not talking about scared to be seen with me or won't take me on dates discreet. But we keep this relationship between us and we don't introduce each other to anyone in our lives.

Most of the time when I've met a man's friends, I'm disappointed in the company he keeps. If I meet his family, there's problems and fractures in the relationship because of what his family says. The longer I date, the more I feel like there's just no utility in a woman like me seeking a traditional relationship.

Open to feedback, I won't deny that all of this is coming from a defeatist and exhausted place. But it's easier to accept than to keep getting upset about something that's not in my reach.
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Let's just be honest, most of the men that wanna be with trans women are weird.
Most of the time when I've met a man's friends, I'm disappointed in the company he keeps. If I meet his family, there's problems and fractures in the relationship because of what his family says. The longer I date, the more I feel like there's just no utility in a woman like me seeking a traditional relationship.
Also ... :christine:
Open to feedback ...
Just posted nothing yet.
 
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That last bit makes me think this person maybe really was in jail,
and I'm sure the experience was vey unpleasant.
But 100% I do not believe the conversation. :lit:
"We can't have trans women in women's prisons cuz you'll rape them"
Out of all the details, this one feels the most fake. If the CO really felt that way, she wouldn’t have used respectful terminology like “trans women.” Replace that with “trannies” or “guys/sick fucks like you” and it sounds much more realistic. Also, his retelling of this part makes it sound like she pulled out a scroll and issued a proclamation. It feels just about as out of place as Juicy Smooyay’s “this is MAGA country.”

As much as the thought of a troon being bullied in incarceration excites me, this one makes no attempt to sound even marginally realistic. Shoddy writing, with too much of a focus on evoking sympathy, at the expense of sounding believable. 3/10 fic.

P.S. Dont ask me why I was in jail. It's a long story, and I don't want to get into it.
CONSENT.
ACCIDENT.
 
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That last bit makes me think this person maybe really was in jail,
and I'm sure the experience was very unpleasant.
But 100% I do not believe the conversation. :lit:
The conversation is believable, it's how he describes their actions that seems exaggerated. I doubt that they were that eager to touch him and remove his clothes.
 
Women-only pits are a great idea! That's actually such a nice thing for venues and artists to do. Those girls will get to have so much fun now.
I mean if dude gets mogged by a mere ruler's worth height difference, imagine how much he'd hate girl pits when the uppity bitches don't want him dry humping being friendly and flirtatiously dancing on them + their gal pals.

For the record I have never been to a rave, but if people are on drugs while jumping at and on you, you probably want the tiny 5' something and not the gorilla hon who might slam dance into hulk rage.
-I propose women start moshing with dicknub height air punches next, no matter the club genre.
 
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From the shit that didn't happen file. :christine:

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That last bit makes me think this person maybe really was in jail,
and I'm sure the experience was very unpleasant.
But 100% I do not believe the conversation. :lit:
I want to believe.


I've said it before many hundreds of pages ago, but its still true: I wish we lived in the fantasy world trannies think we live in. Not the "hrt is magic" world, the "all the normies are one tweet full of 'misinformation' away from a heckin genocide". That world.
 
From the almost-but-not-quite getting it department. 8)
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Just posted nothing yet.
Two answers so far.
girl you need to raise your standards
Yeah right. :lit:

The second one being downvoted. :P
I’m pretty sure that this point of view is unpopular, but I personally agree with you. I also after long struggle just accepted that fully normal and healthy relationship is almost impossible for me as least where I live. As you I’m not talking about extremes, but in general there should be pretty many compromises from my side to have something more than a vague opportunity to match somebody.
 
Yeah I got it free from Epic (life is expensive and I'm not spending more on games than I have to) but the progressive/woke circles are, and have been, big on the 'if you play this game you are Directly Contributing To Genocides!!!! And probably a new holocaust'
I can confirm this one. Someone was just being kind in a discord server by letting everyone know it was free, and of course the #1 tranny handmaiden shows up to let us know how even just playing the game is killing trans people!
 
and then the whole prison clapped, why doesn't reddit try to make their stories sound real anymore? is it because redditors will believe anything so why even bother?
Ummm hello. This was in a RED STATE where all the bad shit happens and every story is real and unimpeachable


The "all the normies are one tweet full of 'misinformation' away from a heckin genocide". That world.
In that world, I would have a Twitter account and tweet "misinformation "
 
Troon with the worst Mickey Mouse voice gives advice on choosing side effects of HRT
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I'm pretty desensitized to most things after years of the internet, but there's a certain "type" of troon that somehow triggers my deepest biological self-preservation instincts to get the fuck away. And it is this exact one.

Jeffery Marsh also comes to mind.
 
From the shit that didn't happen file. :christine:

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That last bit makes me think this person maybe really was in jail,
and I'm sure the experience was very unpleasant.
But 100% I do not believe the conversation. :lit:
Starting your story with "I was in jail" and then refusing to elaborate further is the first red flag. The entire premise is shaky now because you've shown you're trying to hide something.
 
I’d like to give these people some serious shock therapy, take them off the internet and drop them off with a tribe in Africa or somewhere along the Amazon, make them fend for themselves for a while and see what life and existence really is. They’re so far removed from the core tenets of humanity that it’s ridiculous - is there a term for it? Hypercomfortable? Pernicious safety/comfort?
Domesticated.
 
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