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[AMHOLIO]

Derived from definition 2, measuring something. (in this case, honing in that someone is actually a guy in a dress).

Likely, but it's in American troon lingo too, and we didn't have definition 4 as our wide use case.

 

[PP Police]

Likely, but it's in American troon lingo too, and we didn't have definition 4 as our wide use case.

I'm American and I've heard people use clocked in that sense. Though saying 'pegged' is more common in my experience.

Edit - Pegged as in 'I never pegged you as the type of guy who...' It's nothing sexual I swear

 

[Sean Andalou]

Though saying 'pegged' is more common in my experience.

Some troons say they like to get pegged, but it means something else.

 

[Candidate No 7]

These are actually on Wiktionary:

 

[Julie Newmar]

I thought it came from assessing the measure of something, like with speed. Huh.

 

[Magic Pickle]

What I'd heard is that you got "clocked" on account of having an obvious 5 o'clock shadow, hence getting shortened to "clocked," though I believe this was also commonly used not just by transgender people but also by drag queens to affirm one another's impersonations of women. But that could be a very specifically regional or archaic meaning and sadly, I have no source, so please be merciful with your horsewhippings.

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A TiF is accused of being too feisty about correcting her pronouns when she simply "puts a hand" on her sister-in-law's shoulder during a conversation. This is a pretty hilarious scene to imagine, especially if you imagine her fleeing the scene with tear-stained cheeks. The duality of misgendering between troons 'n' poons remains perennially comedic.
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"being aggressive" for asking someone not to misgender me​

everyone in this house misgenders me every fucking day despite me telling them not to
today i put a hand on my sister in law's shoulder and politely told her to not deadname me and my sister jumped in and said i was being aggressive and that i should learn to get used to it (being misgendered) because not everyone is used to this "issue"
i could've genuinely gotten aggressive and screamed at her, instead, i just felt the tears coming down my face and went to my room to cry
aggressive? me? i literally just said "please don't call me that", what is aggressive about that? i'm so sad

An odious, envious hermit rants and raves over how he longs to be female down to the very makeup of his genetics. It's funny how they tell us that chromosomes don't matter until they suddenly realize the importance of them, isn't it?
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(Vent) I will never be a Real Girl no matter the Surgerys​

I am a Chubby Weeb who doesnt shower and lives off Pizza and Ramen and i just came to the realitation that considering i take E Tanks i will just never be a real girl...
Maybe its because of Sleep Depravation but i just hate being seen as "less" because its "just a Gender Thing" like im so frustrated and i just wanna be a girl with girl chromosomes and girl hips and girl boobs and not be put in the same basket as "normal queer" people
like for fucks sake im a woman!!!!!
not a femboy im a woman!!!!!

A black gay femme FTM - so, in layman's terms, a by-the-book black chick - struggles to find herself some southern comfort because the only thing she wants on her menu is sausage, but the meat-wielders she's trying to shack up with don't like the idea that she believes her muffin belongs to the same food group. The part where she scoffs at seeking out straight men amuses me, because it's quite a Fox and the Grapes situation there, isn't it? (Though I admit that this post is enhanced when you see the kinds of pictures OP posts online - and lucky for you all, I have them right here to provide!)
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Dating in a Barren Wasteland.​

Black, gay, trans, and fem. I live in the south. It's a fucking nightmare right now.
I am so genuinely tired of being alone.
When I get on the apps no one wants me but weirdos. I'm too femme for cis gays and I'm too masc for straight men (not that I want them anyway).
Bi/pan people are like finding a needle in a haystack.
Not the right aesthetic or I guess cis passing enough for other trans people.
The only people I'm attracted to are men. And they just dont seem to want me. And if they do want me, they can't handle the way I identify.
I just want a boyfriend dawg. I literally just want a partner. Im so tired of it being this hard.
Im not ugly! I'm not stupid! I'm so fucking normal. It feels like I'm being punished for existing lmao.
What can I do? Where can I go. Am I just cooked forever? What's the point.

Spoiler: You're TOO masculine for straight guys?

A tranny finds himself betrayed when, after offering a coworker a delicious snack that he toiled away endlessly in the kitchen to craft, he hears from a pet handmaiden at work that this same coworker had cruelly dismissed his preferred pronouns and even referred to him as an "it" when she tried to browbeat him into submission. Now all OP can dwell upon is the insincerity of this coworker for continuing to treat him decently, knowing that deep down within him lurks the heart of someone who could not give less of a fuck about his pronoun problems and just wants to get a paycheck. The audacity of it all!
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i'll never forgive you​

honestly, i know i shouldn't let these kinds of things get to me but i guess the fact that it's been my first real taste of transphobia has really been screwing with me in a way i just want to vent out about
i got this job a while ago back in july and around november, i came out as trans and started presenting ever since i switched over to the official female uniforms. it was scary, and took a lot of inner courage, but i had finally done it and took a major step, independent forward in life.
as expected though, it wasn't going to be all sunshines and rainbows, as my coworkers all "accidentally" still would use he/him pronouns whenever they would send a customer my way. and when things weren't busy, i'd carefully and kindly remind them that i don't go by she/her. every single time i've had to do this, i'd be met with the reasoning of "sorry i'm still getting used to it" which in my mind, was okay. i've never been much of a demanding person and i try to be reasonable with people, but it was only recently that i learned that i also needed to be assertive about how much these kinds of things mattered to me too. that's how i was able to get my uniform in the first place. i could always speak up, and do so with fair respect.
there was only one co-worker, who i now consider a friend, that actually did get my pronouns right and has never failed to, even when i'm not around. and she's the only person at the job i even trusted, long before i started presenting since we got the job around the same time. she's the only person who's ever been open and honest with me, and she actually encouraged me to get my uniform too, pushing me to do so instead of always being patient. for the sake of privacy, i'll call her lucy.
lucy told me something a few weeks ago that kind of fucked with me though, and, as much as i try not to show it, it still does whenever i see "him" around.
for context, i baked during the holidays because a supervisor suggested this recipe to me to try out, and i thought to bring in what i made to share with all my coworkers. everyone got a piece, and they all loved it. i worked really hard on what i made, and my only regret was that i couldn't save any for lucy because i didn't wasn't able to make as much as i thought. all the other coworkers got to try out what i made, including one guy who i thought i was cool with. let's call him..jack. jack was another coworker who i thought was just struggling with my pronouns too since he probably wasn't used to trans people, and like everyone else, i just chose to be patient and remind him every now and again that i go by she/her.
i come to find out, weeks after, from lucy, that she had a conversation with jack one time where she stood up for me and corrected him on the pronouns i go by, only for him to the tell her that he doesn't care what "it" goes by because that's not how he met me, back before i came out. she told me that jack already told me all of this, but he never said any of this to me. i was literally under the impression that he was just like everyone else, simply struggling to get used to my pronouns. i just gave him the benefit of the doubt because outside of that and his weird tendency to be overly nice to women, i really did think he was an decent guy. he was always informing me and staying communicative with the team, and trying to uplift everyone with his stereotypical bravado. i really didn't know any better, and with how much of a hard worker he was, i really wanted him to try out my baking just to show how much i appreciated his efforts.
but..i to hear that...straight from her. and for a moment, i wanted to cry. not even because of the rejection, or the fact that he lied to her about telling me how he really felt, but because it was the first time anyone had ever called me an "it". it's like..am i even human to you? and i started to feel a sickeness to my stomach when i remembered how i let him try something i put much effort into baking, and how much he seemed to like it. the fact that he could just speak of me so lowly like that after the fact
i don't think i ever recovered from that, if i'm being perfectly honest. every time i see him, i just feign ignorance and keep conversations brief. i don't think he suspects anything off, but, i almost feel a swelling anger from within everytime i see jack at work now. he still treats me the same. still as "nice" as ever. still getting my pronouns wrong. still talking like everyone else. "what's up man"
it makes me wonder who else thinks of me that lowly behind my back. the people who i've only ever shown kindness, and patience to. is it the people who still get my pronouns wrong? was i stupid for giving anyone the benefit of the doubt, thinking that the sudden change in appearance would take time to get used to? after all..it was never a problem for lucy. why do they all still "accidentally" call me he? sometimes, they don't even correct themselves. it hurts, honestly. it hurts me to think that the respect you give people out of kindness is the same kind of respect they lack any sense to show back to you. and it hurts that i couldn't even save a piece of what i poured my heart into baking for you, lucy. the one person i could call a true friend who always had my back. i know coworkers aren't exactly your friends to begin with, but i struggle to understand the line between those who are genuine, and those who are two faced. and i hate it so much
i hate liars

A MTF is frustrated by the concern his sister has for his well-being on account of all the pregnant horse piss he pumps into himself. Of course, that is but a joke; modern day trannies do not inject horse piss due to the advancements of pharmacology. Instead, they merely ride horse dicks because they are, universally, perverts.
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Anyone else annoyed with other people's "medical advice"?​

Ever since I came out, everyone seems to suddenly be a medical expert on hormones!
If I had a dollar for every time that I told someone that I was taking Estrogen, and their first response was "oh, that gives you breast cancer" !
But the thing that annoys me the most is that whenever I cite a medical study that says otherwise, or puts the risk in a much, much lower tier than they are asserting, I am met with dismissals and an innuendo that my information must obviously come from a biased source, while theirs is legit because a friend of a friend told them because it happened to them.
Most recently my sister was going on and on about blood clots risks because her holistic spirit guide health guru told her so, and when I presented her with a recent study from the NIH that completely refutes that claim, she was like "ok" and I doubt she even bothered to read it.
Meanwhile, she has never said anything to my mom who is taking massive amounts of Cortisone which, you guessed it, can cause blood clots!
It all feels like this not-so-veiled attempt at getting me to quit HRT and go back to just being my good old miserable self. Well, I'm getting so sick of it.
Anyone else run into similar experiences?

Lastly, a cry for help: when a transbian is sniffed out consistently by fellow Brothers of the Grooming Discord, he seeks the scholars of r/asktransgender for advice on what to do next. Let's see what they have to offer our troubled tranny in these trying times.
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What do I do about queer ppl.​

Please help, I pass in everyday situations but queer people keep outing me because they can tell and Im so fucking sick of it.

Spoiler: Gaslighting is a very popular suggestion.

[–]metzroth
upvote because my most painful outing was when I was at a table with my She/They kickball team and a trans woman at the table says, my tastes for food really changed after starting HRT and then asked me in front of everyone… did your tastes change when you started HRT? I could have died in that moment. I literally didn’t know how to respond. Rule number 1 don’t out someone… especially when they are finally in a safe space and feeling like one of the girls.

[–]CuriousTechieElf
That's not cool of them to out you. Tell them that's fucked up and to mind their own business.

[–]CoalNight​

Yeah but by then the damage is done. Is there nothing else that works? It keeps happening and I just ...​

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[–]uniquefemininemind​

One thing that helped me was not to be around queer people. Helps that I realized that I am not that queer anyway. ​

Also be prepared that people do that and have some answer ready like “Huh what? take your phone out and say sorry i need to take this and excuse yourself”​

Unfortunately you will meet trans people who think being stealth is bad and no one should be stealth. They will double down on it.​

And trans people who are still clueless about that others wanna be stealth.​

Some also out you behind your back. “Oh I have this new friend she trans too so cool!” Now their entire friend group knows. And if you mix people like lets say a birthday party its …​

Because you couldn’t even tell them hey please don’t tell my other friends who think I am cis because they told all their friends…​

[–]Random-ace
honestly i've just started lying. if people think im trans i just say no im short but i get that a lot. i feel kinda bad but what are you gonna do

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[–]CoalNight​

Honestly, I might start too. Esp after ffs. IM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT​

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[–]im-a-cereal-box​

I do this too. Staring at them blankly and saying "what? I'm not transgender" seems to make people like that real quiet.​

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[–]AlmostCynical​

Yep, this is my approach. You need to imagine what it would be like to be a cis person getting told you’re trans, then practice your response.​

It’s something people get wrong here time and time again when giving advice on how to respond to people. Any snarky response or refusal to answer is an implicit admission because what cis person would say that?​

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[–]Random-ace​

same with misgendering. "ha yeah i'm a guy actually but i get that a lot cause im so short haha its fine"​

[–]Creativered4
Gaslight them. If they don't get that it's none of their business and they shouldn't be outing people they THINK are trans, then they deserve to feel stupid for assuming. I'd say something like "Uh, I know I'm a little effeminate, but that doesn't mean I'm secretly a trans woman. Men can don't have to fit into hyper masculine boxes, you know." (I'm a man who was not born with a penis, so I'd act like they're assuming I'm a trans woman, because most cis people would assume that someone would think they are a different gender, and since they are their gender, they would assume someone thought they were a closeted trans person.)
If they continue to insist I'm a trans man, I'll be like "How is assuming because I'm effeminate I must not have a penis any better? I'm not trans! I have nothing wrong with trans people, but am not a woman in a man's body or a man in a woman's body. I'm also not nonbinary either. Maybe don't stereotype people? I know some trans people, and I know that men can be effeminate and women can be masculine regardless of what's in their pants, and it doesn't mean they're not the gender they say they are"
Turn it around and make them feel bad if you have to. Be a better ally than them. (Which is pretty easy, given the fact that they seem to be gleefully outing trans people and stereotyping them to boot)
Edit to add: (Besides my sister outing me to her boyfriend) The only people who have ever outed me were queer people at the local LGBT+ center. They also NEVER talked about my being gay. It was almost like the only thing that they cared about was my transness, and my being a man who loves exclusively men was just a facsimile of real homosexuality. I was always talked to like I have no idea what being attracted to the same gender/sex* is like. I constantly would tell people to quit introducing me as trans, and that I didn't want to talk about it because I am DYSPHORIC as hell. Then one person introduced me to a trans woman and told her I wanted to volunteer for a position that would require me to out myself to everyone I met, only talk about trans things, and basically be a trans sherpa for every newly out trans person who walked through the door. (Spoiler alert: I did NOT want to volunteer for that position)

[–]CoalNight​

oh I appreciate the touch on "assuming" wrong direction of transition. I am so done with all this bullshit it fucking sucks -_-​

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[–]Creativered4​

Yup, that usually gets them off your back when you act like a clueless cis person.​

I am too. I'm tired of the type of loud "everyone is the same way as I am" or "if you aren't the kind of queer I want you to be, you are a horrible person" people who can't see past their own nose to realize "oh, maybe other people have different lives, and not everyone wants people to know what was in their diaper as a baby"​

[–]SamanthaJaneyCake
I’ve only ever been outed by other trans people, in public, and it fucking sucks. Ngl it’s affected my comfort in trans spaces. Please don’t ever fucking assume you can decide for someone else what they should disclose about their sexuality or identity.

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[–]TransMontani​

Stay out of those spaces . . . for the sake of your own happiness. Queer people can be as shitty as any other group of people.​

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[–]MakeupMama68​

I’m 57 and I’ve heard some of the worst things said about trans people from queer people my age. I understand that we grew up in a time that was very hard to be openly gay and that some of it is plain old jealousy, but so not cool.​

[–]ExcitingHeat4814
I don’t really hang out with many queer people. I find that the only time I’ve ever been outed was by them or in queer spaces. I’ll never forget this older gay man who sat with my friends and I one time and looked at me and said “so what, are you trying to be a man or a woman?”.

[–]Amekyras
act like you have no idea what they're talking about.
"What are your pronouns?"
I mean, the woman ones I guess?
"Are you trans?"
No, but you support trans people if they're trans
"When did you start HRT?"
That's the stuff women take for the menopause, right?
Basically, you want to make them feel bad for outing you - because they should feel bad! Hopefully they won't do it to anyone else.

[–]iridescentanomaly
I just deny tbh. Used to happen to me a few times when I worked at a gaming retailer and after the first time it happened I put a stop to it.
I remember this one girl was an infrequent regular that would sometimes talk to me, and at one point (while there were other customers in the store) she said something along the lines of how it was nice having another trans person to talk to. I immediately asked her what she was talking about and asked why she was calling me transgender. Looking back on it I feel like I probably could’ve been less loud/rude but yeah she seemed briefly surprised and embarrassed and after apologizing she left. I think that was the last time I saw her

[–]goingabout
so many weird red flags in these comments. “i’m not that queer anyways” / gaslight them by pretending to be a cis ally
uh huh not weird

[–]AlmostCynical​

What are you talking about? Of course it’s not weird to pretend to be cis when someone tries to out you. People should not be doing that, it’s incredibly disrespectful and can put you in danger.​

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[–]goingabout​

distancing yourself from queers by blending into cis hetero normativity / othering us is red flag behaviour​

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[–]Amekyras​

Not everyone wants to be openly trans.​

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[–]goingabout​

the way people talk about it makes me think they’re pick mes who’d sell us out​

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[–]StoreDissociate​

Sell you out? Do you want to be stealth too? If so then do that. Which side are you on bc u can’t have both.​

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[–]Amekyras​

Why?​

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[–]what-isthis-even​

We don't owe you being openly trans.​

[–]GrumpyOuldGit
You don't even have to lie. Just snicker and say, "you think I'm trans?".

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Honestly I’m just posting this tranny drama because I wasn’t expecting “around theyfabs never relax.”

Spoiler

Ramping up a rhetoric? Okay…

Thanks Obama



“I’m of the opinion that the truth ALWAYS wins out in the end.” Lying is your entire personality and belief system, what are you talking about?


“Decided the holidays were the perfect time to attack her and then try to fake charges on her.” On MLK Boulevard Day?

Did T make the woman go crazy? Is this person grifting? Probably, yes.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Total tranny death. Mass graves for em all, one for the men and one for the women.

 

[Paper Machete]

W-why....does she do her makeup like that?? What?

 

[Dolly Brooks]

W-why....does she do her makeup like that?? What?

The shot from the front is a fucking nightmare but the side profile has potential. No idea what the fuck she’s going for but she has nice features, I don’t know why she’s trying to catch super AIDS though.

 

[deermeat]

Did T make the woman go crazy? Is this person grifting? Probably, yes.

Judging by the language he used by acting like she was targeting him due to his biological sex and called the cops for no reason, I'm 100% confident he's the abuser. TiMs loves to act like the reason they are always called abusive sex pests is random and just because they are poor twans wahman and not because they have the most documented pattern of abuse out of all minority groups. Not even niggers are as disgusting and manipulative as your average TiM.
The dude dresses like an e whore and probably calls himself a lesbian yet was with a transmasc aka "trans man" like they always do. Totes because he saw her as a real dood, I am sure.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

i could've genuinely gotten aggressive and screamed at her, instead, i just felt the tears coming down my face and went to my room to cry

You should've threatened to kill yourself. I bet if you killed yourself, everyone will be terribly sad and regret 'misgendering' you.

I am a Chubby Weeb who doesnt shower and lives off Pizza and Ramen and i just came to the realitation that considering i take E Tanks i will just never be a real girl...
Maybe its because of Sleep Depravation but i just hate being seen as "less" because its "just a Gender Thing" like im so frustrated and i just wanna be a girl with girl chromosomes and girl hips and girl boobs and not be put in the same basket as "normal queer" people
like for fucks sake im a woman!!!!!
not a femboy im a woman!!!!!

Right, women love to go online to brag about their terrible personal hygiene and personality disorders. You're not a 'femboy' or a woman. You're a nasty little faggot with vagina envy.

 

[Stan]

at least a few of the trannies knew about sora's abuse and still decided to have her at the crackhouse party.

“Her”

Watch this and tell me if this is not someone clearly off their fucking rocker lmao)

lol this puppy girl troon is wearing the goth equivalent of oversized clown shoes

It's wild how the French Maid trope changed from being a hetero, older middle class male domination fantasy to troon fetish ideal. https://archive.ph/N4Vz2

You’d think they’d have cleaner rooms given their interest in pretending to be housekeepers.

W-why....does she do her makeup like that?? What?

This person looks like they’re trying to cosplay as a Star Trek alien race

 

[Femboy Glowie]

Long time lurker, but time to pay thread tax. Meant to post this earlier, but I just lul every time I see it and forget to post.

Spoiler: The prestige:

 

[Habbiegedah]

Did T make the woman go crazy? Is this person grifting? Probably, yes.

I was curious so I went on his page to learn more about what happened. Pretty clear even from his own descriptions that he instigated and continually made the situation worse. The whole thing is pretty funny when you realize the roommate is probably some roided out midget trying to wale on him. Anyways, here's the videos

Spoiler: twitter videos

part one + part two

And how dare people suggest he might be grifting! After all, he's JEWISH!

 

[Sean Andalou]

Well it's not like a man needs a dick to save people from drowning, right?


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Spoiler: Whole rant.

So, I’m a lifeguard, and I’ve been at my current job for a few years. I started T a year and 4 months ago. Never really had any problems at work. My coworkers are chill; everyone knows I’m trans, and a decent amount knew me before stating T. I just got a new lifeguarding job for the summer and have to go through their specific training for the certification, and I will be doing a lottt of swimming and practicing rescues. I got top surgery in August, and my body had some problems with the stitches, so my scars are wide and obviously not that faded yet. With a shirt, my chest passes totally fine, and my face and body pass as well.

I really want to be stealth at my new job, but I am really worried about how realistic that actually would be. I am planning on wearing tighter rash guards, but none of the other guys I’ve seen so far have been wearing shirts or rash guards in the pool. On top of that, they mostly wear jammers or drag suits. I don’t know if packing is the best idea because of how active I will be. Lol would hate to have something go wrong in the pool. Does anyone have advice on swimwear? Would it be possible for me to be stealth or will I be clocked? I honestly think I also need to work on my confidence around cis men as well

Key quote:

... I got top surgery in August, and my body had some problems with the stitches, so my scars are wide and obviously not that faded yet. With a shirt, my chest passes totally fine, and my face and body pass as well.
I really want to be stealth at my new job,
but I am really worried about how realistic that actually would be. ...

Advice excerpted from the comments:

... Given how tight jammers are you can probably pack with something else to give a bulge.

It would prob be good to wear a shirt anyway to protect your scars since you’re under a year post-op, that is, if you’re in the sun. ...

 

[Pig Cups]

A tranny finds himself betrayed when, after offering a coworker a delicious snack that he toiled away endlessly in the kitchen to craft, he hears from a pet handmaiden at work that this same coworker had cruelly dismissed his preferred pronouns and even referred to him as an "it" when she tried to browbeat him into submission. Now all OP can dwell upon is the insincerity of this coworker for continuing to treat him decently, knowing that deep down within him lurks the heart of someone who could not give less of a fuck about his pronoun problems and just wants to get a paycheck. The audacity of it all!
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it makes me wonder who else thinks of me that lowly behind my back. the people who i've only ever shown kindness, and patience to. is it the people who still get my pronouns wrong? was i stupid for giving anyone the benefit of the doubt, thinking that the sudden change in appearance would take time to get used to? after all..it was never a problem for lucy. why do they all still "accidentally" call me he?

Hey dude…ever consider how that could apply to Lucy, and that she may be one of them as well? That she’s playing a long game to get you on her side so that she can sabotage you piecemeal behind your back? That her ultra-affirmation is solely to build your trust (for all the wrong reasons), and there’s not an ounce of sincerity behind it? That she only told you of the alleged “misgendering” strictly because she loves drama and wanted you to spiral? Imagine if your only ally is “unsafe” too?

One of the reasons why these freaks are so hated is their insistence on them/their bullshit being granted supremacy over everyone’s mental processes, regardless of consent or natural human instinct. And when you don’t oblige, it’s you who’s wrong, bigoted, anti-science, problematic, nazi, etc.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I was curious so I went on his page to learn more about what happened. Pretty clear even from his own descriptions that he instigated and continually made the situation worse. The whole thing is pretty funny when you realize the roommate is probably some roided out midget trying to wale on him. Anyways, here's the videos

Spoiler: twitter videos

ssstwitter.com_1769453821792.mp4
ssstwitter.com_1769453659883.mp4
part one + part two

And how dare people suggest he might be grifting! After all, he's JEWISH!

Quick, someone send this over to the woman hate peoples, we need the experts to weigh in.

There are some iffy areas like when he pulled her to the ground and grabbed her collar but, I can’t believe I’m saying this, I’m leaning towards the bug creature being the victim here, god help me.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Well it's not like a man needs a dick to save people from drowning, right?

Have a feeling they want to go topless. They posted their surgery NSFW photos.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Have a feeling they want to go topless. They posted their surgery NSFW photos.

You're not really a man until you're a compulsive exhibitionist? Am I right?