📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Frag Tag Mini 3]

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Are we sure? Looking at their profile, it felt kind of like a parody account. . We sure this isnt one big prank?

 

[Quintex96]

Under The Bridge Downtown
Because I have fucked up
Under The Bridge Downtown
Because I can't get it up
Under the Bridge Downtown
Is where I'm giving up
Under The Bridge Downtown
I GIVE MY LIFE AWAAAAAAAAAAAA-CK!

 

[Crex Crex]

So are we thinking this random bridge will become popularized as a suicide memorial/hotspot like the Golden Gate Bridge or, more humorously, into urban folklore like crybaby bridge. A paranormal investigation will be needed though to find the translife folx

Do NOT visit Aokitroonhara bridge at 3 A.M. (KiwiFarms called!).

 

[Necrosan]

Do NOT visit Aokitroonhara bridge at 3 A.M. (KiwiFarms called!).

"Did you feel that? DID YOU FEEL THAT? SOMETHING JUST TRIED TO GROOM ME!"

 

[Crex Crex]

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If there's AGP
in the neighbourhood
Who ya gon call?

 

[DrakosBiz]

Is it just me noticing or are there more and more troon suicides happening lately?

Better that they throw themselves off bridges than try and kill innocent people.

 

[Lord Sillynipples]

I normally feel bad for young troons who off themselves, because a lot of them really get trapped into a mindset that they can't get out of, from being groomed by the internet their whole lives. They genuinely delude themselves death is preferable to life outside the troon cult and its completely avoidable. But this guy is a pedo, so no sympathy.

Sadly I can't believe it until we see proof. Internet retards threatening suicide/faking their death for attention is a dime a dozen, and has happened as long as the internet has existed, especially among angsty teens. Especially with the shallow e-relationships, people pull shit like this to bait their twitter wife who they've known for a whole 2 weeks into coming back to them. Troons never grow up out of that angsty kid online phase, because they never go into the real world and start to spend less time on the internet, so they still do that shit even into adulthood. Look at Puppychan for example, she threatens suicide like every week for asspats but nothing ever actually happens.

 

[ADOLFHEILKANYE]

Jesus, the fucking grease.

grease ain't the worse part it's his face

 

[Easterling]

Easterling pseudo interlectual analysis on the nature of troondom and their behaviours: "Death-cult" is a very apt description for this new phenomena, I previously mentioned this years ago but I believe troons to be extremely ritualistic in their everyday behaviour. repeating shitty memes or slogans as affirmations can be described as a ritual, same with the shark plush as signifier of their status in the group and the absolute worship of chemicals as a "saviour" to their wretched condition. Troonism is a secular belief BUT just as any other religion, the participant must operate on the basis of faith. In this case that they will transform into an anime girl if they give their drugs enough time despite science and objective reality telling them otherwise. Transitioning is like Valhalla to these people, its the belief that what ever personal misgivings or failings they have will suddenly be undone by being perceived as a woman. The Bridge is another symbol or ritual of sorts in this community, its a secular pilgrimage site where they go to end their pitiable existences being remembered as some kind of martyr for society's ills by other cultists rather than a socially inept autist that spent too much time online.

 

[NORMAL HUMAN]

Are we sure? Looking at their profile, it felt kind of like a parody account. . We sure this isnt one big prank?

yeah. something about the profile just looks off to me, i guess we'll see if there's any police reports in the coming days but the absurdity of it makes me doubt this being real. or maybe somebody really did make a google doc with amazing quotes like "i jumped off a bridge before gta6" and "my ex-wifey of 17 days".

 

[Stygian Evil]

does anybody have that bridge's body count?

 

[Xev]

It's really bizarre to use the word "allegedly" in your confession, like even you're not sure of it.

I took it as a way for the troon to shirk responsibility for his actions.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I refuse to believe this note or anything else about this is real. Its just too on the nose and over the top. Shouting out GTA 6 in your supposed suicide note, breaking up with your "wifey" of 16 days, come on now.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Reply chain he made
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Pinned profile post
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(Link, Archive)

Google doc archive

Spoiler: Note pages

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Spoiler: Image in tweet

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I wanted to make the world a better place. Heck, my personal motto was, "Make the world a better place before I die" And believe I failed miserably at that. I ended up making everything worse instead

Don't worry pedo troon, you did make the world a better place! Only you didn't do it before you died, or through living
You did it by removing yourself from it!

Spoiler: Don't Forget

You're here forever

But whosoever shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him, that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

 

[Frag Tag Mini 3]

yeah. something about the profile just looks off to me, i guess we'll see if there's any police reports in the coming days but the absurdity of it makes me doubt this being real. or maybe somebody really did make a google doc with amazing quotes like "i jumped off a bridge before gta6" and "my ex-wifey of 17 days".

Looking into it a little bit, Grok is telling me it's fake and links to someone claiming hes reusing photos from another person's suicide. Not exactly iron clad, BUT, best we've got and if true is interesting

 

[spagandhi]

Where even is this bridge? I assume it's near large US city and all the troons seem to know instinctively how to get there

 

[There She Glows]

How do adults even come in contact with 14 yos to groom them? If a creep like that comes anywhere near a school, I assume the janitor or a teacher would ask him what he was doing, and tell him to get lost.

Is this a serious question? Discord.

 

[gernig]

I hate these performative tranny faggots so fucking much. If you're going to kill yourself why the fuck do I need to know about it, you don't have to announce it to the whole world like anyone gives a shit about another tranny pedophile offing ximselves.

Some "'people"" really think they're the main protagonist or player number one!

 

[Sean Andalou]

Where even is this bridge? I assume it's near large US city and all the troons seem to know instinctively how to get there

No mention of troons at Wikipedia, but ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_Bridge#Suicides

The bridge's height and pedestrian access make it a popular location for suicide jumpers. Since construction, there have been over 230 suicides from the bridge, with nearly 50 deaths occurring in the decade 1995–2005. The first suicide occurred on January 20, 1932, when a shoe salesman leapt from the bridge before it was completed. A notable suicide was that of Cheryl Glass, one the first female African-American racing drivers in the United States.

 

[parody]

How do adults even come in contact with 14 yos to groom them? If a creep like that comes anywhere near a school, I assume the janitor or a teacher would ask him what he was doing, and tell him to get lost.

Reddit has entire subreddit communities dedicated to facilitating child grooming.