📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Megaton Punch]

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I legit had to stand up and walk off the laughter from reading this. Just the astounding lack of self-awareness, holy fuck.

Are we sure this isn't satire? Like some Andy Warhol shit? It's so incredibly on the nose.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

@Null
This is actually the 3rd one the bridge has claimed, there was one in September as well
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Confirmation from someone who knew this Tako individual
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This'll be the Tako mentioned in the featured suicide note.
Actual death cult.

There was some animu that raised the good point that post jumping suicide, the coast guard and fishermen are forced to help search for the body.

So even in death the trannies are a nuisance to the people forced to be around them.

 

[Gibs]

These tweets respond to accounts ItzTheEmma

We got a match.

 

[Gruel Ghoul]

Best bridge ever!

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

https://youtu.be/UKkNlwpajNk

Apologies all, I just blew .18 and my car won't start. JK I don't drive this late.

 

[cigint]

Bites the pavement or the water anyway. Which bridge was this?

This is the Trannieslayer 3000, also known as Portland's St. Johns Bridge.

 

[Comfy Summer]

Jade" and Severeddata were part of a polycule that included:

• "Jade" a 35+ something troon
• Severeddata a 19 year old troon
• W1ngedxpearl a 19 year old troon
• cool_yesgirl a 20 year old troon
• deermaxxing a 20 year old troon (presumably)

Imagine the smell

 

[Jonkinator]

(Link) (Archive)


Email for this tranny: severeddata3409business@gmail.com
Tranny Name: Emma Onstott


EDIT: looking into the email and it was recently deleted, still could pull the phone number ending in 33


This email has only been in one data breach:

 

[GettrGriftr]

This is the Trannieslayer 3000, also known as Portland's St. Johns Bridge.

That bridge is legit more connected to tranny deaths as opposed to the Kiwi Farms.

 

[drain]

Contrary to popular belief I try to be understanding and tolerant with people but you just CAN'T with those troons. They reflect the absolute worst traits humanity has to offer. Hypersexuality, promiscuity, dishonesty, pedophilia, laziness, living in filth, cheaters, etc. Like they are THE demography that shows how low humanity can go.

 

[Billy Herrington "Aniki"]

Tranny Name: Emma Onstott

I need his real name sir

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

You can buy a lethal dose of heroin in any city for like $30 and these stupid fuckers still kill themselves by jumping off a bridge. Fucking geniuses. I reserve the right to laugh at their splattered corpses.

Everytime a pedo dies an angel gets his wings.

 

[0life]

We got a match.

Very cool. I noticed something else.

This guy seems to hate the Severed Data dude. He links to a TikTok on his X profile that's here. He constantly refers to SeveredData as "Nathan". SeveredData calls himself Emma Onstott in his note. I don't see any Google results for a Nathan Onstott in the Pacific Northwest though. I have no idea what to make of this account. I thought Nathan might have been a different person but the account also calls him a pedo.

 

[Billy Herrington "Aniki"]

You can buy a lethal dose of heroin in any city for like $30 and these stupid fuckers still kill themselves by jumping off a bridge. Fucking geniuses. I reserve the right to laugh at their splattered corpses.

dude could've atleast taken out a bunch of debt, gotten hookers. gambled, drugs, a bunch of stuff but immediately kills himself. these people are retarded.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

@Null
This is actually the 3rd one the bridge has claimed, there was one in September as well
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Confirmation from someone who knew this Tako individual
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This'll be the Tako mentioned in the featured suicide note.
Actual death cult.

So they actually made the "tranny suicide bridge" a thing. Way to go.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

They're gonna install nets on that bridge since it's becoming a popular tranny suicide spot meaning your tax dollars will be used to prevent trans suicide. They literally can't even kill themselves without making it everyone else's problem now, they are a scourge on society both in life and death.

 

[Billy Herrington "Aniki"]

"death before detransition"

 

[Gibs]

He had an expanded bio that I only notice now.
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Lmao, look at this shit.
N/A, N/A
How very ironic.
N/A / N/A

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Economically, fat trannies killing themselves by jumping off of bridges actually can help the municipality. The corpse clean up crew gets overtime power washing all the fat and blood out of the impacted area, and then that turns into money for restaurants, car services, hospitality. I hate to say it but trannies jumping off bridges has no downside.

 

[reggie test]

Is it impossible for a transwomxn to set foot on a bridge and not immediately propel themselves over the edge?