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More MTF period delusions. :lit:

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Does anyone know if free ones that would be good for tracking possibly irregular periods as well as when I take my hrt? Really trying to find some predictability here
From what I can tell from a quick online search, the only inputs to these apps are manually entered menstrual dates and symptoms. So of course no instant results because it requires some history to extrapolate from.
These apps are typically used to predict ovulation dates.
Seems rather cis-normative if you ask me.

But of course there's nothing to stop a man from entering whatever data he pleases (or hallucinates). :christine:

No answers yet.
 

Do cis men not have thighs?! (Shopping advice needed please)​

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I'm not a skinny guy by any stretch. I've been working to lose the weight, and I've come a long way. Recently, I decided to treat myself by buying a pair of new jeans (my old ones are way too loose now), so I found a Big & Tall shop online (Bigdudeclothing) and bought myself a pair. When they showed up, I was (and I remain) deeply perplexed by these things. The waist is fine. The length is great. They're quite comfortable.... As long as I'm standing up.

The second I sit down, I feel like my thighs become overstuffed sausages. The seams in the denim positively strain to keep everything contained. It's ridiculous.

Are all chubby cis guys just oranges hobbling around on toothpicks?
What gives?

Any other big guys out there have any suggestions as to where I can get a pair of jeans that fit BOTH my stomach and thighs?

Men and women are built differently, hence having separate clothes. More news on this discovery as the situation develops - stay tuned.

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All men size up to accommodate their balls and their thighs and wear a belt. I’m actually confused how often people don’t realize this or how the men in my life don’t even notice that this is how they shop.

🌟𝘈𝑙𝘭 𝘮𝑒𝘯...🌟
 
Okay I had typed out a reply to five people guaranteed to rain in disagree/dumb stickers as I disagreed partially with both sides in the gay debate over what sex is more to blame in the trans support. But then I realized this is a fucking thread to laugh at trannies not a sex fight thread. We have about 50 other places for that so i'm gonna instead share this:
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Our boy Tipster the lolcow who once was a member of the greater commentary community which included AugieRFC, Nicholas DeOrio, Bowblax, Chud Logic, and Turkey Tom is now a troon. For those unaware Tipster was a lesser member. He wanted to be like the others but he never got popular. He landed in controversy over and over as he would take stands the rest of the community did not like such as defending people accused of enjoying lolicon by saying it was not lolicon(it was). He would flirt with "goth mommy's" over and over which was cringe and weird as he was married. This also entered him mockery from his peers.

Finally he took a strange stand. He began talking to and defending Keffals out great friend and favorite of the farms. This caused him to decide to leave the community because he wanted to move to a new community, the troon one. Well long story short he ate L after L and when Vaush was exposed downloading loli, he and Keffals defended him. This and Mutahar's new video caused Keffals to abandon the internet leaving Tipster alone. He was mostly quiet until someone noticed.. The new Tipster calling himself Tippy now. For anyone interested in the full story and enjoying some tranny centric lolcow sloptainment, I recommend GamerFromMars' tipster video.

Speaking of Bowblax, Or should I say Willa, what a lovely name for a lovely person.
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So many commentary guys down now. Augie turned groyper and is basically retired. Chud Logic stabbed Nick in the back because he is scared of Kuihmans community who took over his channel. Nick himself became an Ethan Klein after hours show. Tom pulled away from everyone and quit streaming entirely well over a year ago. And now Tipster and Bowblax are troons who have trolls remorse.

Bowblax's twitter is fun times. He is constantly crying because the trans community won't take him in. He is very angry that Turkey Tom got forgiven for calling Pyrocynical a pedophile 8 years ago but he can't be forgiven for his antics from 2 years ago. He's also very very butthurt at Nick still for destroying him.
 
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Something about seeing Ellen Page in this pic reminds me of that one white chick who's about to get gangbanged by a room of niggers. :story:
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How is she so fucking tiny holy shit :story:

This is not the first time it has been remarked upon, but WHY are they so often so much shorter than average? Do tiny women think they will appear less vulnerable if they draw on a mustache? Do they think testosterone will give them a 6-inch growth spurt? How the hell do you think you're going to pass as a man when you're all of 5'1"??
 
Ever since I just feel as though no one is interested in me, to be honest I prefer older men but I feel like none of them will be into me now because of my hair loss.
Daily reminder that pooners understand neither gay men nor straight men.

The problem is not the lack of hair, luv. It's the lack of dick, which is a direct result of you being female.

I’m not trying to make excuses or justify it; I just wanted to be honest and share what I’m feeling. Please don’t judge me. I’m hoping to hear from people who might have experienced something similar.
Confesses something to complete strangers.

"Please don't judge me".

In the trans community I encountered a lot straight up political lesbianism - people telling me they felt attraction to men but refused to act on it because they hated men.
The straight women who engage in political lesbianism deserve their misery.
All men size up to accommodate their balls and their thighs and wear a belt. I’m actually confused how often people don’t realize this or how the men in my life don’t even notice that this is how they shop.
"How the men in my life don't even notice that this is how they shop".

The men in your life don't shop like that. They do not 'size up', because they buy the size that fits them, you absolute, main-character-syndrome, narcissist, delusional cunt. If the trousers the men are wearing don't accommodate their "balls and thighs" and they need a larger size that fits...that's their size.

And, as others have already pointed out: men and women have different body shapes and that's why clothing is gendered, you fucking numpty.
 
人妖

"A literal rendering would be something like "human monster" or "human demon."

No, it wouldn't. This twit is likely getting her connotations concerning 妖 from the Japanese word 妖怪 (Youkai), in which it is the latter character (怪) which carries the meaning of "monster", not 妖, which has ー I would argue ー a flattering meaning of "seductive, sexy, beguiling". Of course, there is a lesser-known meaning of "incomprehensible natural disaster", so... "Human catastrophe" could work...
Japanese and Chinese may use the same characters, but they do not always share the same meaning.
Of course, the core of it is a bunch of young men with no romantic prospects turning into weird degenerates because they've never kissed a girl. Terminate the girlboss affirmative action stuff that runs through grade school, college, and the job market, and the pipeline of young men with dead-end lives will be cut off at the source.
"IF ONLY STACY LET OUR PRECIOUS LITTLE BOYS SMASH HER MORE, SO MANY LITTLE BOYS AND MEN WOUDN'T TROON OUT!!" Kill yourself.

If males want wives, they should make themselves husband material. Women should not have to lower their standards just because some males are sad that they can't get their dick wet.

Isn't it rather un-meritocratic to cuck yourself? Isn't it un-meritocratic when that mean old HR Lady doesn't promote the hard worker, in favor of that dumb bitch DEI hire who does nothing but look pretty? Yet BASED TRADS and CONSERVATIVES seem to constantly demand that women and girls give up all drive and prospects, just because Little Timmy can't get a girlfriend.
 
but at least when I still looked like a woman, I was conventionally REALLY hot (I mean why would I have been raped so much if I wasn't 😅)
Sorry to backpedal a few pages back (and I can't quote this post directly), but I'm just kind of gobsmacked by this pooner in particular. Nevermind the fact that she'd have been homely pre-T, but the fact that she thinks that being raped repeatedly is a good litmus test for being "conventionally attractive" or not boggles my mind.

Is it not common knowledge that most every rapist does what they do for the power thrill rather than any actual "normal" sexual attraction towards the individual? And that's assuming that she's not just exaggerating incidents of "unwanted" passes or attention. Ugly or below-average women in the younger age groups can fall victim to dudes of the same age wanting a quick and disposable pound-out, since ugly girls tend to have shit self-esteem and thus kinda take what they can get. Then the post-nut clarity (or whatever the female version is called) makes them realize that the dude wasn't really into them and just used them for some quick snatch. Ergo, retroactive ""rape.""

I guess if she was actually raped repeatedly for reals, she's taking lemons and making poonerade or whatever, but I've not seen that particular tactic employed by those who are supposedly ""progressive."" Delusional of a more advanced degree.
 
I guess if she was actually raped repeatedly for reals, she's taking lemons and making poonerade or whatever, but I've not seen that particular tactic employed by those who are supposedly ""progressive."" Delusional of a more advanced degree.
I reckon it broke her brain so she trooned out to cope and pretend like she's not a victim
 
The men in your life don't shop like that. They do not 'size up', because they buy the size that fits them, you absolute, main-character-syndrome, narcissist, delusional cunt. If the trousers the men are wearing don't accommodate their "balls and thighs" and they need a larger size that fits...that's their size.
They mean fit. I don't wear skinny jeans because I don't want people seeing my dick so I buy relaxed fit. Still the posters are being dumb on purpose women have fit too and wide fit jeans are somewhat in style for men now so they aren't that hard to find.
 
Are you a Nazi magnet? :cool:

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I made an account on mainstream social media for the first time. At the start, I had normal posts, normal interactions, and used the apps for months without anything unusual happening.

Then one day I started identifying as trans. Within minutes, I started getting shown Nazi-related edits and extremist content. At first, I assumed it was just the algorithm making a mistake.

So I tested it. I created 10 new accounts (i did that on different days on different locations irl) and slowly built realistic histories on them using different emails, phone numbers, normal activity, and even different devices. I tried to make them look like genuine users before changing the type of content they interacted with. I did this over the span of couple of months never using the same IP

The same pattern kept appearing: once the accounts became focused on trans-related content, the algorithm started pushing similar Nazi edits and extremist posts. Or suicidal trans people OR even chuds telling trans people to kys and edits of a trans persons memorial being vandalized

I also compared accounts where I interacted as a cis person versus accounts where I interacted as a trans person. The accounts focused on being trans seemed to get pushed toward this content much faster.

I don’t know exactly why this happens. Maybe it’s a failure in how these algorithms handle identity-related topics. Maybe engagement-based systems are pushing controversial and extreme content because outrage gets more views, comments, and time spent on the platform.

It makes me wonder whether these companies are unintentionally creating these cycles, or whether the pursuit of attention, advertising revenue, and engagement leads to systems that amplify harmful content simply because it performs well.

Something else I noticed: this seemed to happen specifically when I interacted as MtF rather than FtM. I’m also wondering if being in the UK could be a factor, although I have no way of knowing.

I’ve also been recommended hateful posts targeting trans people, including posts promoting extremely harmful ideas. What confused me was that some of the accounts spreading this content didn’t even mention trans people directly they were just generic extremist content that the algorithm seemed to connect to my identity.

I have a few theories, but I don’t know which (if any) are correct:

  1. The algorithm is incorrectly assuming that trans users are interested in hateful content because it is bad at understanding context.
  2. The algorithm is pushing extreme content because it creates strong reactions and keeps people engaged.
  3. These recommendation systems may have been exploited by hateful communities to target specific groups.
  4. It could be something much simpler, or something much deeper that I don’t understand.
I’m not claiming to know the exact reason this happens, but the pattern I experienced was disturbing, and I wanted to ask if anyone else has noticed something similar.

Has anyone else in the trans community experienced algorithms suddenly pushing hateful or extremist content after interacting with trans-related topics? I’m sharing this because if others have experienced it too, people should know they aren’t alone.
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I made an account on mainstream social media for the first time. At the start, I had normal posts, normal interactions, and used the apps for months without anything unusual happening.
Then one day I started identifying as trans. Within minutes, I started getting shown Nazi-related edits and extremist content. At first, I assumed it was just the algorithm making a mistake.
So I tested it. I created 10 new accounts ...
... { skipping long sad story part } ...
I have a few theories, but I don’t know which (if any) are correct:
  1. The algorithm is incorrectly assuming that trans users are interested in hateful content because it is bad at understanding context.
  2. The algorithm is pushing extreme content because it creates strong reactions and keeps people engaged.
  3. These recommendation systems may have been exploited by hateful communities to target specific groups.
  4. It could be something much simpler, or something much deeper that I don’t understand.
Lots of long rants in comments too.
 
Troons & poons are people who are constantly under some form of psychological stress that they choose to never truly resolve,
It's wild to me, because so many of them seemed completely fine before transitioning. Noelle Stevenson was a successful author, artist and showrunner, now she's a shut-in with bipolar. Men go from being working fathers to cowering because someone called them sir. I encountered a troon recently, a man in his forties, who was frightened of a package addressed to his old name, but surely seeing his name never caused him distress for the first 40 years of his life? Trooning adds so much psychological stress to a person's life.
Yet BASED TRADS and CONSERVATIVES seem to constantly demand that women and girls give up all drive and prospects, just because Little Timmy can't get a girlfriend.
Women aren't rehabilitation centers for damaged men, even if those men wished they were women. Plus the argument that men troon out because the evil feminazis made it so no women would kiss them falls apart when you realize how many troons are married fathers. Penny from the Tranch had a son and a baby-mama, Fire had a girlfriend he left, Tonetta has two sons and an ex-wife.
I reckon it broke her brain so she trooned out to cope and pretend like she's not a victim
Many trans-identified people, both male and female, are survivors of rape and other sexual traumas. It's not difficult to see how having a man hurt you sexually would lead you to want to reject being a man or woman.
 
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