TORRID DRESSING ROOM TRY ON + HAUL!!!!!! - 7/27/18

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Don't stress. She bought several other things that were way too small. We'll still get that bursting sausage effect we know and....er...love?

They look to be all knits so she can stretch them out for a bit anyway. She'll outgrow them during her next bulking period.

Absolutely nothing will make her lower back look good. Not sure why she even checks it out.

It's subtle here but she tried to suck in her fupa when she tried this one on.

 

[Turd Blossom]

It's been awhile since I've seen our gorl's upper arms outside of a cardigan. It's actually kind of mind-boggling how this can happen to an arm.
It's like at some point her body just gave up and decided "There's nowhere left to expand. Fuck it, I'm gonna add this orange chicken right above the elbows".

 

[GS 281]

Aaaand this summer KF will be hosting community events to raise bail for our management.

Bad Sneasel. Behave. Or buy sunglasses.

Or you could flash me your oanties

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Or you could flash me your oanties

How many trophy points is it worth?

 

[GS 281]

How many trophy points is it worth?

Let’s say enough

 

[sperginity]

What does a bra even accomplish on her physique?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Let’s say enough

Let me go dig out my most massive, dental-prosthetic-pink grannypants. Just so you get the full panoramic experience.

It goes without saying you wouldn't show the rest of the lads. I know i can trust a fellow K-Farmer!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

What does a bra even accomplish on her physique?

A feat of civil engineering

 

[Long time lurker]

I hate to give AL the benefit of the doubt here but considering when she went it lines up with her going for the sale

In one of the vacation videos Amber did mention having some points.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Do you think Torrid has funhouse-style mirrors in their shops to fool customers into thinking they have some sort of human figure?

 

[sperginity]

i forgot who kept bikini-ing stills but its pretty fun. her rolls are fucking weird these days.they are starting to look a little bit like the neck rolls on the shibito from Siren: Blood Curse

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Ver archivo adjunto 505517 i forgot who kept bikini-ing stills but its pretty fun. her rolls are fucking weird these days.they are starting to look a little bit like the neck rolls on the shibito from Siren: Blood Curse
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When you guys do these edits you're giving her fupa too much leniency. Amber's underwear disappears under it completely once they're on :islamic:

 

[ADHD]

What does a bra even accomplish on her physique?

Amy Slaton is a decent example of what you can get when you forgo the bra.

 

[Dr.Research]

It's been awhile since I've seen our gorl's upper arms outside of a cardigan. It's actually kind of mind-boggling how this can happen to an arm.
It's like at some point her body just gave up and decided "There's nowhere left to expand. Fuck it, I'm gonna add this orange chicken right above the elbows".

Her upper arm is larger than some women's thighs.
I think that's the more disturbing thing to me, compared to the fupa or back fat.

 

[Xenomorph]

Probably my most autistic observation to date, but what the fuck is this Christian-Rock-Album-Cover-lookin shit?

"Look serrous y'all, I'm bout to spin this camera," while they drive through the on-set location of the Walking fucking Dead.

Monster Truck in the Night Life: Turning Water Into Sprite Zero.

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Our gorl is a mix of everything: Pastel, cyber, traditional.

Spoiler

:powerlevel: Soon it will be the end of my vacation and the editing will decrease. I promise. :powerlevel:

Why would we want you to stop?

 

[Barbarella]

She bites onto the bread like a velociraptor grabbing a brontosaurus and comments that the butter tastes like vanilla.

Or, maybe it’s unsalted -such an unsophisticated rube.

I had no idea there was a store that catered to somebody that gigantic. Wow. And those prices are what a size 0 pays! 1/10th of the fabric, same price. Of course, clothes in a 0 don’t look like muumuus...but the entire thing was shocking to me. Guess I’m the unsophisticated rube when it comes to land whales.

 

[Xenomorph]

So she gets rid of earrings in one video and buys another pair right off in this one.

 

[JaneThough]

Thinking about how she thinks that people are watching her because they are interested in her fashion sense makes me kinda sad...

On a different note, judging by her current style, how long will it take before our gorl starts selling LuLaRoe?

She sized out of LuLaRoe 200lbs ago. And they require all of their consultants to wear their clothing exclusively.

Pretty soon she will be shopping in the linen section of Walmart. Instead of putting the sheets on her bed, she will be wearing them.

"Ummm...my clothes are teal *crying laughing emoji*" - AL in September

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

They do.
The largest band size they have is 46, and the largest cup size is DDD.
No idea if a 46B would fit her, though.

I know their cup sizes go up to G, and I think their largest band size is either 50 or 52.

I've never seen anyone wear leggings (especially black leggings) under dresses, except children and soccer moms.

I was going to argue with you until i realized that, holy shit, I'm literally a soccer mom now.

 

[shecameforcwc]

We're getting close to moo-moo clothing choices, guys!
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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/lqazy3/drawn-together-toot-s-makeover
00:35 is the only store Amber Lynn can shop at due to her massive girth.