TORRID DRESSING ROOM TRY ON + HAUL!!!!!! - 7/27/18

[Lunete]

I hope Necky hosed her down before taking her to Torrids.
You know the clothes she didn't buy are going to smell.

 

[Happy Birthday]

 

[Tiamat]

Seeing how heavy she was, it mustve been so much stress on her knees and ankles to walk around and try clothes on. She's one rolled ankle away from never getting up again.

 

[Quarter Ton Hon]

her taste is so refined from the binge monster that she can taste differences in butter, and think it tastes like vanilla? she must be a butter connoisseur at this point.

 

[Whatthefuck]

So the earrings she wore in the video were new and she bought more earrings at Torrid. Didn't we just have a video showing that she had too many earrings??

Also let's talk about how much she spent on this haul. Pulled these from the Torrid website:

• Shitty feather earrings (Black and Silver Feather Earrings): 12.90
• Blue flower dress (couldn't find this on the website and don't care enough to look that hard but dresses in similar style seem to cost $68.90 so I just went with that): $68.90
• White dress with "navy green" (Ivory Floral Challis Mini Dress): $44.17
• Lace blue tank-top (Super Soft Navy Lace Hi-Lo Tank): $32.17
• Another lacy tank-top (Gauze Lace Yoke Swing Tank): $25.74
• Black floral lacy tank-top (Also couldn't find this one so went with a similar-looking item): $29.17

She dropped around $213.05 and that doesn't include the garbage Becky bought at Spencers (which, like Torrid, is completely overpriced). Gorl's inability to budget is amazing tbh.

Let's not forget the :autism: that Becks got at Spencer's and the trip to CF. I'm sure Hambert treated everyone. It's likely that she spent around $400 on this day trip to 'tism land.

 

[Soup]

Her cleavage looks like an old saggy ass, I really hope she isn’t going to expose that to the unsuspecting general public.

 

[nyankosensei]

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AL's is first and Eric's is second. Compared to Eric's plate this time and Eric's plate during pride, it looks like AL gets double chicken.

But that's okay cause chicken is 0 points!

im surprised she doesn't ask for double rice

 

[Botched Tit Job]

One of the many times they were at the Cheesecake Factory, Becky mentioned that she thought it was "too late to order the lunch portion" and that she'd have to go with the dinner one instead. My theory here is that Eric's is the lunch size, and the Beanbag couldn't resist more bang for her buck!

I just looked at way too many photos of orange chicken (side note: why does every photo of the cheesecake factory look like it was taken in 1987?) And some of them have more chicken than Eric's but NONE of them have as much as Amberlynns plate does. Methinks she got double chicken.

 

[sperginity]

Ricky's in the backseat on Becky's side as a counter weight

She is too fat for torrid, everything is supposed to conceal your shape from that store but it's all way tight except for the dresses. Christ.

Why did she tug on the fabric for everything she tried on? Compulsion? Trying to show us that there's totally extra room?

Why doesn't she ever try to replace her holey pants?

Still fat.

To try to get it to flow over the rolls instead of accentuating them, but most of the clothes were too small.

 

[Citroen]

Those dressing room shots are unreal, this is the most immense she's looked. I need a cringe hazmat suit for all those stupid faces she's making in the mirror.

 

[497]

She even brought snacks for the drive to the Cheesecake Factory (and probably back as well)

 

[Peeno Noir]

Also, those faces she makes and the thumbs up or down is so cringy.. And those arms jeez!

Thinking about how she thinks that people are watching her because they are interested in her fashion sense makes me kinda sad...

On a different note, judging by her current style, how long will it take before our gorl starts selling LuLaRoe?

 

[Whale Lake]

I've never, in my entire life, eaten at Cheesecake Factory nor put a piece of orange chicken in my mounth, and yet, now, anytime I hear/see a plate of orange chicken I get nauseous

 

[GS 281]

I've never seen anyone wear leggings (especially black leggings) under dresses, except children and soccer moms.

luckily girls dont wear them around here either. also, luckily its windy in the summer.

 

[Twinkie]

Gorl, Hitler loved dogs you know. Does that ruin dogs for you? Then don't let Hamber ruin orange chicken! I've never had CF but orange chicken from my local chinese place is the tits

 

[Whatthefuck]

I've never, in my entire life, eaten at Cheesecake Factory nor put a piece of orange chicken in my mounth, and yet, now, anytime I hear/see a plate of orange chicken I get nauseous

Just imagine fried chicken nuggets covered in sugary, orangey sauce that's so thick that normal people can't eat more than a couple of bites (edit: no offense, @SAVE TWINKIE! I'm sure you're restaurant does the dish more justice). Add to that 2 servings of the saddest, plainest white rice and you're there. Spare yourself the actual experience. I've never personally had CF orange chicken because their menu is massive and I prefer decent food, but I did, in my youth, have good ol Panda Express orange chicken. The difference is negligible, I'm sure.

 

[BerriesArnold]

She looks like Yao.

 

[C3PBRO]

Probably my most autistic observation to date, but what the fuck is this Christian-Rock-Album-Cover-lookin shit?

"Look serrous y'all, I'm bout to spin this camera," while they drive through the on-set location of the Walking fucking Dead.

 

[Whale Lake]

Gorl, Hitler loved dogs you know. Does that ruin dogs for you? Then don't let Hamber ruin orange chicken! I've never had CF but orange chicken from my local chinese place is the tits

Nah, golr, it's not because it's one of our dainty gorl favourite dishes...
Kind of a :powerlevel:, but whatever... once, when I was a little gal myself, I had a terrible indigestion after eating too many chocolates (I was a shit child, with shitty eating habits... it's a wonder I didn't end up like our gorl) and threw up all night long. To this day, and mind that at least a decade has passed, I'm still unable to eat that kind of chocolates.
It's the same with orange chicken. Amber made me have an orange chicken indigestion just by showing it again and again and again.

Just imagine fried chicken nuggets covered in sugary, orangey sauce that's so thick that normal people can't eat more than a couple of bites (edit: no offense, @SAVE TWINKIE! I'm sure you're restaurant does the dish more justice). Add to that 2 servings of the saddest, plainest white rice and you're there.

This description made me sad on the inside...




(writing may be a lil' on the :autism: side, but English is not my first language, and sometimes writing coherent sentences is impossible.
Edited for grammar.)

 

[Bitchinista]

I hate that she even mentions Weight Watchers earlier in the video knowing that she's going to order the dinner portion of orange chicken (1,800 calories) and eat it all. What boggles my mind is that she *could* eat at The Cheesecake Factory and she wouldn't even need to order off of their Skinnylicious lower calorie menu (link), or even a sad cheese-less salad with no dressing.

Instead, she could order her orange chicken, and request that a takeout box be brought out with the food. She could separate her food into thirds, and pack 2/3 of it into the take out box, and eat the remaining food on the plate for 600 calories. Then the next day, she could eat half of her leftovers for another 600 calorie meal, and the following day eat the rest. That way she has eaten a much more reasonably-sized meal and she has also stretched her dollars to get 3 dinners out of paying for one restaurant meal.

But that's all way too complicated for her.