🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Not nice TJC &/or aka @TJCHURCH. I smoke lots of pot and you like me right?
Please unignore me TJ I want to talk about the cover for your book.

Also aside from yourself, who is the next biggest @TJCHURCH expert on the forum?
Aside from yourself who is the biggest @TJCHURCH expert in the whole world?
What story is your best?
What story is your most popular one?
Who is do you think is the hottest woman to you right now?
 
No. It was because I tripped in a pothole... Which is not to be confused with people who spend time around you & become less intelligent due to their interaction with a pothead.

Things that are proven:

1) TJ has diabetes
2) TJ is a shameless liar
3) TJ is very bad at it (e.g. The gun story, most embarrassingly his posts back on the first pages)
 
No. It was because I tripped in a pothole... Which is not to be confused with people who spend time around you & become less intelligent due to their interaction with a pothead.
Anyone who has ever smoked weed is 10 x more intelligent than you will ever be. You literally shoot up drugs with a needle you disgusting drug addict. And watch where you're going, Mr. Brittle Bones.
 
Someone wanna fill me in on @Cowlick and his weird obsession with diabetes-denial? Like, what is even the rationale behind such a strident rejection of reality? Did his childhood bully inject insulin before every swirly or something? I've just never seen somebody go to such lengths to deny what is, frankly, not so shameful and is entirely common.
 
Someone wanna fill me in on @Cowlick and his weird obsession with diabetes-denial? Like, what is even the rationale behind such a strident rejection of reality? Did his childhood bully inject insulin before every swirly or something? I've just never seen somebody go to such lengths to deny what is, frankly, not so shameful and is entirely common.
Maybe he thinks you have to be obese to have diabetes, or something. I think I remember him writing about eating diabetic candy (Twizzlers?) in one of his blogs (or maybe just a forum post). It's like he goes through every single motion of having diabetes except for acknowledging he has it. Then there was the DKA bout thing that was mentioned before...
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In before referring to DKA as KDA gets him off scot-free somehow.
 
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Maybe he thinks you have to be obese to have diabetes, or something. I think I remember him writing about eating diabetic candy (Twizzlers?) in one of his blogs (or maybe just a forum post). It's like he goes through every single motion of having diabetes except for acknowledging he has it. Then there was the DKA bout thing that was mentioned before...
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In before referring to DKA as KDA gets him off scot-free somehow.

From what I can recall, at one point he even refused to take his meds which landed him in hospital (no surprises there). This somehow ties into him losing his power of self-determination.

But really, if you're so cripplingly stupid as to do what @Cowlick did, you deserve to have your decision-making abilities relegated to the grown-ups.
 
The fact is you creatures are not happy enough referring to my actual illnesses & accidents, so you have chosen to make up stories & pass them around about me raping &/or biting minors.

Also, nobody can tell anyone else about things they didn't get. This is why I can tell you about the guns & other things Lit-forum members now posting here sent me, but won't, as the majority of you have proven you never received the brain cells necessary to understand those stories.
 
This is why I can tell you about the guns & other things Lit-forum members now posting here sent me, but won't, as the majority of you have proven you never received the brain cells necessary to understand those stories.
Um, bullshit excuse. You don't want to tell us about the gun(s) because you were caught lying about it on the Lit forums. Besides, if that did happen and you were so smart, you would've kept that stuff as evidence and whoever sent you the items would've been in deep shit. All lies, @Cowlick! Just like your current lie, denying the fact that you bite young children and give them the rabies!
 
Also, nobody can tell anyone else about things they didn't get. This is why I can tell you about the guns & other things Lit-forum members now posting here sent me, but won't, as the majority of you have proven you never received the brain cells necessary to understand those stories.
What did you do with the cake?
I would have shot the cake with the gun I think cause it'd be cool like an 80s music video. But I would want to eat it and of course you can't shoot your cake and eat it too.
What's your favorite boy band? I doubt you listen to them I don't either but if you had to listen to one. I think I'd pick timberlake and if he doesn't qualify as a boy band I'd listen to new kids on the block... I think not hearing them at all for like 20 year might be interesting.


That reminds me what's your faovrite 80s cartoon?
 
@Cowlick if we're expected to believe one &/or more people have mailed you a firearm and cake &/or candy, why wouldn't we believe you bite mentally retarded children? They're both equally believable &/or true. Diabetics that do not take their medication can become aggressive &/or delusional, so maybe it isn't completely your fault for biting those mentally retarded children.
 
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