🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[AprilRains]

2] @AprilRains & @ChurchOfGodBear , the same amount of authority any member here has.

...i.e., none. I mean, I don't go around telling people what Farms policy is.

Also, @Null has been surprisingly silent on things as they pertain to me & the thread, etc.

Only surprising if you consider yourself the center of the universe. Apparently you do, on rather poor evidence.

 

[Autism Man]

1] @NobleGreyHorse , I understand you are saying they are each parts of 1 specific situation, but as I wrote before, I bet whoever wrote those rules whenever they did didn't foresee the occurrence of the situations that led to threads being removed, but they happened. There is no way to be sure what will or will not happen in the future. nor what may result from those things.

2] @AprilRains & @ChurchOfGodBear , the same amount of authority any member here has. Also, @Null has been surprisingly silent on things as they pertain to me & the thread, etc. (There was an attempt to get him into a Conversation about it, but it failed.) So I'd say he is not unable to have anything changed regarding if, when, & how it may be removed. (Not to mention he continues to leave me labelled as his "Personal Hero &/or Best Friend" on all of my posts here.)

Null is not obligated to reply to you or this thread or anyone else. Especially cause he has been more busy in his entire life than you have since you were a teenager writing fanfictions, getting banned from multiple forums and jerking your ding-dong on a daily basis.

 

[Chuggernaut]

2] @AprilRains & @ChurchOfGodBear , the same amount of authority any member here has. Also, @Null has been surprisingly silent on things as they pertain to me & the thread, etc. (There was an attempt to get him into a Conversation about it, but it failed.) So I'd say he is not unable to have anything changed regarding if, when, & how it may be removed. (Not to mention he continues to leave me labelled as his "Personal Hero &/or Best Friend" on all of my posts here.)

Teej, you have less authority than other posters here. Most posters here have the authority to edit their own posts, change their user title or switch avatars. You cannot do these things.

I just edited my post, something you cannot do with yours. QED.

I just did it again. Teej, why did you capitalize the word "conversation" exactly? Did you know that unnecessary capitalization is often an indicator of autism?

 

[ON 190]

Also, if this thread didn't qualify, why have so many posted in this thread they told me of ways it could be done, which would make it seem as though it did qualify?

Because we were testing to see just how much of a gullible idiot you are. Turns out you’re quite a large one.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

I did celebrate with a lot of family. I have never jerked-off to writing by anyone, myself included. (Maybe that's one reason some of you don't like me, in addition to certainly being something we don't have in common.)

Also,...

@flossman , your observation in Post #9911 is wrong in several areas.

@ChurchOfGodBear , you may have only boldfaced the one section, but read the rest. It lists instances where threads have been removed, & does not claim those are the only instances in which it may happen.

If you want the power to add and remove threads, start your own site. Call it Church of T.J or whatever.
You can then talk shit about Null and refuse to remove this thread. I don’t think he will care, but you will have restored balance in the force or whatever.

 

[drtoboggan]

If you want the power to add and remove threads, start your own site. Call it Church of T.J or whatever.
You can then talk shit about Null and refuse to remove this thread. I don’t think he will care, but you will have restored balance in the force or whatever.

That forum would only have TJ Virgin as a member, likely arguing with himself.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

That forum would only have TJ Virgin as a member, likely arguing with himself.

At least he won’t be alone. He will have himself, his intellectual equal, to contend with.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

At least he won’t be alone. He will have himself, his intellectual equal, to contend with.

Philosophically, we will finally know the sound of one hand fapping.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Philosophically, we will finally know the sound of one hand fapping.

If T.J falls in the woods, will anyone care?

 

[Cowlick]

1] @drtoboggan , if there is a "TJ Virgin", make a thread about him, & replace this one with it.

2] @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole (ASK ME ABOUT MY SOCKS) , why would I go anywhere & "refuse to remove this thread" when I am the one who wants it out of here?! (Also, I once got lost alone in another country, & people were worried days after I had come back to this one.)

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

@Cowlick is a very intelligent and handsome man.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

2] @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole (ASK ME ABOUT MY SOCKS) , why would I go anywhere & "refuse to remove this thread" when I am the one who wants it out of here?! (Also, I once got lost alone in another country, & people were worried days after I had come back to this one.)

Why were you alone in another country to begin with?

 

[ON 190]

why would I go anywhere & "refuse to remove this thread" when I am the one who wants it out of here?!

Because it's dumb as hell to keep coming to and posting in a thread that you profess to hate. I'm not sure how many more times we can bash this into your waterhead but every post you make increases the amount of information about you on the internet and the ranking it gets in search engines. Archive.org has even captured some of these pages and your replies. Here is a thread on Literotica listing the 100+ accounts you made to evade bans... you even pretended to be someone different. Apparently you had quite the history of demanding to be an editor on random stories.

Face it, this thread is a combination of a repository for all the hilarious stuff you do off Kiwi Farms and a collection of idiotic posts you make here. If this thread were to magically disappear you would have a lot more work ahead of you to scrub the internet of your egotism.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Because it's dumb as hell to keep coming to and posting in a thread that you profess to hate. I'm not sure how many more times we can bash this into your waterhead but every post you make increases the amount of information about you on the internet and the ranking it gets in search engines. Archive.org has even captured some of these pages and your replies. Here is a thread on Literotica listing the 100+ accounts you made to evade bans... you even pretended to be someone different. Apparently you had quite the history of demanding to be an editor on random stories.

Face it, this thread is a combination of a repository for all the hilarious stuff you do off Kiwi Farms and a collection of idiotic posts you make here. If this thread were to magically disappear you would have a lot more work ahead of you to scrub the internet of your egotism.

Another gem I will treasure forever:
Also, I once got lost alone in another country, & people were worried days after I had come back to this one.

In fact, I’m gonna use clay tablets as a backup so future historians will be able to read about T.J.

 

[ON 190]

Also, I once got lost alone in another country, & people were worried days after I had come back to this one.

They dumped him off in some random country and were scared when he came back. It's like a reverse Homeward Bound.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

They dumped him off in some random country and were scared when he came back. It's like a reverse Homeward Bound.

Or a reverse “Home Alone” where Kevin McCallister is put on a plane and told to fuck off.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Cowlick I saw you discussing The Simpsons on your profile page. Why don't we use your thread to discuss your views on that show? Perhaps you'd be relieved to not be the topic of conversation for a while?

 

[ON 190]

Perhaps you'd be relieved to not be the topic of conversation for a while?

Buddy, you and I both know that ain't happenin'.

 

[Mr. X]

if there is a "TJ Virgin"

That's you.

make a thread about him

That's this thread.

& replace this one with it.

Unnecessary.

You really need to work on both reading and comprehension. You have severe deficiencies with both, despite your predictable and needlessly verbose posts to the contrary.

 

[drtoboggan]

1] @drtoboggan , if there is a "TJ Virgin", make a thread about him, & replace this one with it.

2] @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole (ASK ME ABOUT MY SOCKS) , why would I go anywhere & "refuse to remove this thread" when I am the one who wants it out of here?! (Also, I once got lost alone in another country, & people were worried days after I had come back to this one.)

You are TJ Virgin, little boy. It's a nickname like Waterbrain. Do we have to explain everything to you?