🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

@Mr. X , I am a good writer, & my idiocy is not a matter of record outside of this site. The public that knows me at all is smart enough to know that the majority here are idiots, as proven in part by their claims that I possess idiocy &/or an ego.

@DennisReynolds , many more have kept it alive when I have taken absences in the past. Statements otherwise are BS, the same way people claim to have told me how to get rid of the thread & simultaneously claim it can't & won't be done.

@flossman , what "alter ego"? I only have the one membership on this site (& that only due to me being a topic of conversation here before I joined).
 
@DennisReynolds , many more have kept it alive when I have taken absences in the past. Statements otherwise are BS, the same way people claim to have told me how to get rid of the thread & simultaneously claim it can't & won't be done.
Why do you care so much about people claiming this thread can be removed? Those people did not comprehend reality as clearly as you do. You already knew most of us to be stupid anyway, so why hang on to the words of stupid people?

 
@Mr. X , I am a good writer, & my idiocy is not a matter of record outside of this site. The public that knows me at all is smart enough to know that the majority here are idiots, as proven in part by their claims that I possess idiocy &/or an ego.

@DennisReynolds , many more have kept it alive when I have taken absences in the past. Statements otherwise are BS, the same way people claim to have told me how to get rid of the thread & simultaneously claim it can't & won't be done.

@flossman , what "alter ego"? I only have the one membership on this site (& that only due to me being a topic of conversation here before I joined).
Who are these people, outside this thread, who "know the majority here to be idiots"? Perhaps if we could talk to them, we'd be less interested in you.

I find it interesting that you spend so much time talking about Kiwi Farms with other people when you aren't here. Shows how much you love this place.
 
@flossman , what "alter ego"? I only have the one membership on this site (& that only due to me being a topic of conversation here before I joined).
I said ego. Not the Freudian version, but the massive amount of self-importance you give to yourself. Also, if you meant peterbarry3, that was the username on Literotica you used to pretend to be someone else under. I linked to that thread and everything, waterbrain. You're far too old to need adults explaining things to you like you're a toddler.

 
@flossman , I notice you edited your post that referred to the "alter ego" so it now refers to that by another term. Also, I don't need anyone here to explain anything to me. Never mind any names I used on other sites ever, since you all are idiots enough that you change your posts after I use phrases in them so the posts don't use the phrases anymore (but then say you said 1 word of the phrase, not the whole phrase).

I don't make Christmas lists anymore, nor do I discuss this place with anyone... I just know anyone would either know any of you were idiots the second I started discussing some things about you, or swear I was making you up.

While I'm at it (since others can edit my posts later or theirs, but I can't edit mine, nor vote on anyone else's),...

@AprilRains , others not related to me say I'm a good writer, too. Some here may have, but I can't comprehend much of the out-of-order, filled-with-wrong-tense-or-number garbage they post.

@Positron , some that you would likely agree have good comprehension of reality told me so. However, if I were to name them, they'd likely deny it, & you'd believe them because me proving your claim false (& that they claimed it possible) would prove you wrong & not me, & perhaps force them to explain why their described situation happened & yet the thread remains.

@drtoboggan , make a thread about that person to discuss them, or take their virginity & $ by signing them up for your well-advertised "Make You A Mantis" program.
 
@AprilRains , others not related to me say I'm a good writer, too.
Who fuckin' cares? That's the weakest boast since Beowulf's little brother claimed to be king of the Geeks.

Some here may have, but I can't comprehend much of the out-of-order, filled-with-wrong-tense-or-number garbage they post.
That overhyphenated crap you just wrote is much, much worse than anything you criticize.
 
That overhyphenated crap you just wrote is much, much worse than anything you criticize.

Especially since Teej appears not to understand that we have many, many international members for whom English is a second, third, or further language. Teej can't even speak his own. (I was going to say "mother tongue" but then he'd wank to that.)
 
@flossman , I notice you edited your post that referred to the "alter ego" so it now refers to that by another term. Also, I don't need anyone here to explain anything to me. Never mind any names I used on other sites ever, since you all are idiots enough that you change your posts after I use phrases in them so the posts don't use the phrases anymore (but then say you said 1 word of the phrase, not the whole phrase).

I don't make Christmas lists anymore, nor do I discuss this place with anyone... I just know anyone would either know any of you were idiots the second I started discussing some things about you, or swear I was making you up.

While I'm at it (since others can edit my posts later or theirs, but I can't edit mine, nor vote on anyone else's),...

@AprilRains , others not related to me say I'm a good writer, too. Some here may have, but I can't comprehend much of the out-of-order, filled-with-wrong-tense-or-number garbage they post.

@Positron , some that you would likely agree have good comprehension of reality told me so. However, if I were to name them, they'd likely deny it, & you'd believe them because me proving your claim false (& that they claimed it possible) would prove you wrong & not me, & perhaps force them to explain why their described situation happened & yet the thread remains.

@drtoboggan , make a thread about that person to discuss them, or take their virginity & $ by signing them up for your well-advertised "Make You A Mantis" program.
I'm already posting in the thread, TJ Virgin. Wishful thinking that I'd take your virginity or anyone else would.
 
take their virginity & $ by signing them up for your well-advertised "Make You A Mantis" program.

Also, this literally does not even make a lick (!) of sense. The only way I can parse any meaning from this mess is that Teej thinks Dr. Toboggan (a) is a man; (b) promises to make other men into men by having sex with them, especially virgins who pay; (c) would use a ridiculous reference in advertising such a program, or perhaps can literally turn men into mantises by sexual means; (d) apparently makes enough money as a man-whore to widely advertise his services, because just like whores of any gender, venues that sell advertising space WANT MONEY in exchange. Or maybe point (d) is just accusing Dr. T of being independently wealthy enough to have a "well-advertised" anything... which, as we all know, would not be an enviable position at all. How terrible it must be to have money! Wait, what?

This
is what @flossman keeps saying: the problem with TJ's insults isn't only that many of them are based on playground-level "yo mama" jokes, but rather that when he does come out with an insult that isn't, it's merely baffling instead of enraging.
 
Also, this literally does not even make a lick (!) of sense. The only way I can parse any meaning from this mess is that Teej thinks Dr. Toboggan (a) is a man; (b) promises to make other men into men by having sex with them, especially virgins who pay; (c) would use a ridiculous reference in advertising such a program, or perhaps can literally turn men into mantises by sexual means; (d) apparently makes enough money as a man-whore to widely advertise his services, because just like whores of any gender, venues that sell advertising space WANT MONEY in exchange. Or maybe point (d) is just accusing Dr. T of being independently wealthy enough to have a "well-advertised" anything... which, as we all know, would not be an enviable position at all. How terrible it must be to have money! Wait, what?

This
is what @flossman keeps saying: the problem with TJ's insults isn't only that many of them are based on playground-level "yo mama" jokes, but rather that when he does come out with an insult that isn't, it's merely baffling instead of enraging.
TJ Virgin is just mad I wont take his virginity. He probably Hope's his mom will.
 
@Positron , some that you would likely agree have good comprehension of reality told me so. However, if I were to name them, they'd likely deny it, & you'd believe them because me proving your claim false (& that they claimed it possible) would prove you wrong & not me, & perhaps force them to explain why their described situation happened & yet the thread remains.
So how do you gauge their comprehension of reality? Simply by their telling you this thread can be removed? This is circular reasoning & wishful thinking, hence your error.
 
I notice you edited your post that referred to the "alter ego" so it now refers to that by another term
Teej, I just added that massive quote of yours from Literotica. It’s always said just “ego” in the last sentence. You’ll do anything to convince yourself that you’re right, won’t you?
 
The public that knows me at all is smart enough to know that the majority here are idiots, as proven in part by their claims that I possess idiocy &/or an ego.

I don't make Christmas lists anymore, nor do I discuss this place with anyone... I just know anyone would either know any of you were idiots the second I started discussing some things about you, or swear I was making you up.


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Since you've never spoken about us, you don't know how others would view us. Because you aren't good at anticipating the insights of others, there's a considerable chance you are wrong.
 
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