Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation

[scallion]

If you hate yourself, anyway.

Trial by autistic thunderdome

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Remember we always care what you think and haven’t heard your original thoughts on global homo before

 

[Wormy]

I got a newfag that suck my dick til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Ain't that a slut (HELL YEA)
They even take it in the butt
Fuck for bout a hour, newfags want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissin on newfags, bitch?
Kiwifarms straight shittin on newfags, bitch
Lick your toes, bitch?
Fuck no, you must be crazy
Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze (bitch)
The whole clique, dick sucked, ass licked
Leave your number by the phone, bring yo' ass on home
I roam in Lexuses and Benzes, the fly way
With newfags givin head on the highway (ridin)
When the moon rises, I'm cumin in your fag's eyes yes-es (do it)
Just the way players play
Leave it up to me, I get fucked all day (yeah)
Sucked all day, smokin blunts, countin cheese
Fucking newfags til they assholes bleed

 

[DavidS877]

Trial by autistic thunderdome

Two retards enter, one retard leaves.

 

[Butcher Pete 2]

Brb, gotta re-block the kikes, faggots, HHH, and other worthless opinion-havers.

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

Two retards enter, one retard leaves.

No retard leaves. We are here forever.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Just don't post anything retarded, simple as. Take a year or two or three to lurk. It really is as simple as holding your metaphorical tongue when you get mad at the internet.

Don't listen to this new users.

Don't lurk, that's dumb. What kind of a loser studies before posting on an internet forum? You could be doing just about anything else with that time, those are years of your life you're never going to get back.

Definitely post retarded things, it'll offend people who take things too seriously and if it's too retarded then the mods will sweep it up. Plus I'd rather have the opinions of the deranged than the opinions of sociopolitical obsessives or people who carefully engineer their responses to not upset a bunch of chud forum dwellers.

Just sort of spread your retardation around so it isn't concentrated in one place and don't post anything criminal. There you go.

 

[Toolbox]

the active member count is over a steady 1000 after weeks of ~900. Hello newfags.

 

[I Do Not Post]

How tall are you, newfags? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Do you suck dick? No? Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

You look like the kind of fags who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give them a reacharound!

I literally rewatched FMJ today. Fuckin' timing.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Remember to share as much about your life and political leanings as possible, so everyone knows about you. You'll meet like-minded friends here then.

Also it's always good to reuse a name you used somewhere else, so if you have any old friends here they can spot you and say hello!

I scanned my government ID so that any old friends would recognize me but I'm just working out whether its better to it as my avatar or on my user banner.

My 250,000 page manifesto detailing my life story, political leanings and list of enemies will get posted in a few months after I've made myself at home but before everyone's figured out how much of a raging asshole I am.

 

[Windows Error 98]

If you compare the current member count to one from an archive of two days ago, like 400 people have joined today, JFC

 

[AnimuGinger]

Welcome new niggers, get to picking.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If you compare the current member count to one from an archive of two days ago, like 400 people have joined today, JFC

The cancer is spreading... and I am the cancer

 

[Johnny Salami]

If you have the similar politics as a lolcow just remember you defend the lolcow valiantly since an attack on them is an attack on you

 

[Butcher Pete 2]

Welcome new niggers, get to picking.

P-p-please sir, can I say “nigger” here too?

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

HI NEWFAGS <3 dont be gay

 

[mindlessobserver]

Reminder that even if you were an oldfag, being unable to recover your account means you are retarded and thus have to turn in your oldfag card. You are still a newfag

 

[Fields Of Rye]

"Hey there welcome, my humble normie. On the kiwi farm threads there's over three things to see"

1. Big fat woman.
2. Poorly run tranch.
3. Do a culture war shitshow. Hey this is fun!

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

The mark of a good newfag is the pfp. Make it funny or you're useless to this site and everyone here. Put in some effort, newfags.

 

[Monolith]

I fuckd each and every one of your moms