Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Hope you all have a wonderful time here, just don’t shit up the site

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Hi new flesh. I was new like you once. Don’t worry more will make fun of you but who cares just ignore it and don’t take the bait. Also don’t forget you DO have to post feet pics or your account will be banned in one week. Thank you.

 

[Psyduck]

Wouldntve minded if registrations remained closed

 

[Negg]

If you didn't register prior to 2014 you're an eternal newfag.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

If you didn't register prior to 2014 you're an eternal newfag.

Bitch I registered to Prodigy internet in 1994 I am grandfathered in to all websites in perpetuity.

 

[Coelacanth]

Hey there newbies. Remember to hide your powerlevel, don't act like a retard and have fun.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Fucking 2022 users, I hate them so much is unreal.

 

[Meat Target]

How tall are you, newfags? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Do you suck dick? No? Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

You look like the kind of fags who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give them a reacharound!

 

[Shardy Hernandez]

No way. I'm wicked cool and I make the sickest posts. Just you wait.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Fucking 2022 users, I hate them so much is unreal.

Just wait until you see the 2023 users.

 

[troonkin]

Thank you all for the warm welcome. Where can I put my pronouns in here so everyone knows ?

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

All newfags should be required to read at least one full thread about a non-political lolcow before joining . When I say non-political, what I mean is a lolcow who isn't related to America First, IBS, Destiny or Keffals. Twitterfags like MovieBob and Fatrick are acceptable.

The politicization of this site is a bigger threat than Keffals ever was.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Until proven otherwise, I assume all newcomers are either Redditors or Keffals simps.

 

[Demislob]

Just don't post anything retarded, simple as. Take a year or two or three to lurk. It really is as simple as holding your metaphorical tongue when you get mad at the internet.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Stickers don't matter do not get triggered by them. If you do things will get even worse for you very quickly.
If you feel like they might bug you turn off their notifications and you will have a better time.

If you are a female either keep it to yourself or post tits.

If you are a male go to the beauty parlor and post nonstop about guy things.

 

[Richard Freeman]

Until proven otherwise, I assume all newcomers are either Redditors or Keffals simps.

Wow, This Is Literally Me

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Thank you all for the warm welcome. Where can I put my pronouns in here so everyone knows ?

Fresh Meat Meow/Meowself

 

[Acronym]

garbagio newfags , couldnt be me.

 

[Raul Bloodworth]

garn then toughen us up

in all seriousness great thread

 

[The Luigi Player]

The Newfags Thread.