Thomas Jeffrey "Jordan Gwendolyn" Davis - Jordman, Tard Raging Italian Male

It's really depressing that Jessica is trying really hard to evoke some emotional response from Hammy but he's too busy talking about himself.

The Jordessica ship is sinking *sigh*
 
It's really depressing that Jessica is trying really hard to evoke some emotional response from Hammy but he's too busy talking about himself.

The Jordessica ship is sinking *sigh*
I doubt it, Jessica is the closest that Jordman will ever get to masculine attention.. so I doubt he'll cut off his narcissistic supply just yet... If he finds a nontranny autistic male, then Jess is toast.
 
Oh no he was in the buff for that shoot, and to be honest the person that took the pic's in question he was flirting with the only reason he sent jessica pics is to try and get shit from him. Out of all this current mess Jessica is the one person I feel sorry for as they are the one who's going to get hurt in the end and is least able to deal with it.
Wait, wait, hang on---he was hitting on the person who took pictures of him at the beach?
 
I belive so, the way he's talked about it sounds like he was more interested in being nude with that person rather than the end result.

Two things have just occurred to me, now that the shock of seeing that much of Thomas's body has worn off.

1) That's possibly the cleanest he's been in months.
2) Some one else was at that Photo session, and has most likely seen his shriveled member, I really want to know who took those pictures.
Which leads to wondering if he's moved on from courting Jessica, and if this is the first time seeing this much of Jordan. :\
If that's the case it add's more fuel to the fire of speculation Jessica is just another scamming victim.
Fuck, I missed this somehow.

That officially means some random person has seen more of Jordan than Jessica. :(
 
That officially means some random person has seen more of Jordan than Jessica. :(

Yea the whole situation with those two is a bit messed up to say the least, I think Tommy boy was a little depressed that he wasn't going to get the free ride he expected from Jessica and is now slowly distancing himself from the situation.
 
Yea the whole situation with those two is a bit messed up to say the least, I think Tommy boy was a little depressed that he wasn't going to get the free ride he expected from Jessica and is now slowly distancing himself from the situation.

As fucked up as it is phil and jordan always got along because they each fed each others delusion that they were smashing the system. Sure they were idiots who actually harmed their cause rather than helping it but atleast the could spout their little slogans and go on and on about injustice.
Now sure jessica is supportive but in a way that jordan has to find patronising.
Jordan posts his standard "look at me fighting the system" and jessica simply adds "thats nice princess lets play lesbian bears".

I think Jordan has finally reached the stage when hes discovered empty ass pats really just dont cut it.
 
As fucked up as it is phil and jordan always got along because they each fed each others delusion that they were smashing the system. Sure they were idiots who actually harmed their cause rather than helping it but atleast the could spout their little slogans and go on and on about injustice.
Now sure jessica is supportive but in a way that jordan has to find patronising.
Jordan posts his standard "look at me fighting the system" and jessica simply adds "thats nice princess lets play lesbian bears".

I think Jordan has finally reached the stage when hes discovered empty ass pats really just dont cut it.
Yes, he now wants to graduate to reach around asspats from burly male strangers covered in hair. Sadly, hand flapping is kind of an inconvenience when trying to maneuver glory holes.
 
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I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that this is neither fun nor is it a fact.

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true story, once i fucked 2 redheaded supermodels at the same time after their car got a flat in front of my studio apartment and i lifted it with one hand and put the spare on with the other. i cannot reveal how i did it, but it happened.
 
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Apparently Tommy has no idea that haunting is a concept only used in the context of the living, and Richard actually has a semi-coherent thought for once...but autism has been theorized to be a contextual blindness

Pablo escobar did nothing wrong !
Sure there was extortion, rape, murder and the bombing of an aircraft but that was happening in another country and jordan likes drugs.
 
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