Things you've seen IRL that made you go "what?" - A thread for the creepy, confusing, weird and dumb. Pictures and unsolved personal mysteries welcome.

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There has been one solitary word echoing in the back of my mind ever since I saw this image
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How?
 
One time I wanted to rewatch a Jackie Chan movie on video but when I put it in the player, it began playing footage of naked people dancing. I was 4 or so.
 
A while back there was a video circulating around town of a girl quite literally getting doggy-styled by an actual fucking dog that even shows what went in and out. That’s the first time I ever had unironic beastiality shown to me and it’s safe to say it will be the last.

Also, this:
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Why does this exist?
 
One time I was in a walmart at 3am buying some dinner. I worked at an Irish pub at the time so I'd be at work really late and I'd leave pretty hungry and I never kept food at home. I'm in the bike isle because my chain has a squeak in it so it needs some oil on the fly. I'm comparing shitty oil 1 with shitty oil 2 and I hear a moan come from the isle next to mine. It's not the good kinda moan, more like a zombie moan. I'm a bit curious by that point so I hold still and wait. It's moving closer and I start to feel the fear only a man who's exhausted and possibly facing a zombie can feel. I worked a double shift that day and the day before. It's a chilly Friday night in the middle of March so we got fucking slammed for the last few days and I'm feeling pretty slammed too.

I see a guy turn the corner in the type of clothes you'd see a construction worker wear. Bright yellow shirt, a vest, blue jeans and a pair some huge ear muffs around his neck. All of which are filthy. He's got a huge open sore on the left side of his face and that thousand crack pipe stare that lets you know he's a veteran in the vocation. His right arm is cocked up at the elbow onto his chest and he starts hobbling towards me with a handbasket while still moaning. I fucking booked it. I powerwalked the fuck out of there like my life depended on it. It very well may have.

I get away from this freak and turn a corner and I'm in the clothing section. I never got my grease but I realized I was still starving to death so I start to make my way to the grocery section to get something I can put in a microwave and feel bad about the next day. I get to that section and start looking at all the frozen trash I could buy on a budget of 10 dollars and I've forgotten about the crackhead. I see enough weird people so that it's nothing particularly special and it doesn't stay in my tired brain for too long. I make my decision, some taqitos and I put the box in my basket and start to head to grab some soda. I'd never get that soda.

I'm walking that way and I see the guy again and he's looking straight at me with the most empty gaze. I stare back for a second and he starts hobbling with some superhuman speed. I drop my basket and run. I don't care about dinner anymore, I just wanted to live. I manage to outpace the guy, get out of the building and get to my bike. While I'm unchaining it I hear the moaning again and I panic. I got my bike loose and took off. I never saw that man again but I'm sure that if he'd caught up to me I'd have died.

Was it all real or a hallucination? To this day I still don't quite understand. It was years ago and the memory still sticks out to me as strange.
 
I’m not sure this counts, but while I was walking to school, some fat 40 year old called me a “R.etard” I’m still not sure what I did, or why he did it, I’m just really confused.
 
Zersetzung dijo:
I saw a vampire turkey... thing once. I mean like if someone had taken dead, plucked poultry and turned it into a b-movie gag, like a large headless beige facehugger gremlin creature.

It galloped past my living room window on all fours and then took off into the sky like it was being yanked up on a wire.
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Was it...something supernatural?
 
I was stopping at a gas station to fill my car and went inside to get a snack.
As I walked up to the store, saw a car on the far end of parking area.
Some dude was fucking this chick up the ass against the hood of the car out in the open.
This was like 6 am when daybreak was starting and I was the only customer.
 
Whatever in the hell these alien spore things are. Found them in the woods in Alabama.

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Coldgrip dijo:
A friend and I were driving to the store to pick up a few things and on an overpass sidewalk was an asian guy holding a sign that read: 75¢ you can't hit me.
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I did though, and it was a darned good shot too.
Dude still refused to give me the 75 cents, cheapskate.
 
Life is a bit boring by me, besides the rampant occurence crimes. There was a time after an acccident occured whereby the individuals within a car (who were distracted) was flattened by a semi-trailer truck driving by. Another incident would be of a decapacitated head across one of the main highways, from another accident that happened a few hours later during the same day.
 
Was the damndest thing to see the ghosts of pedophiles worshipped by tranny's claiming victory to chop off their dicks, while trying not to appear scared of being screwed by a giganitic dildo they had built and added jet propulsion engines to. I seen shit that would get some killed in less tolerant company, but then who hasn't?
 
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Unfortunately I can't find the bigger version of this picture. My phone shit the bed and all I have left is a crappy .thumbnail folder. But look at the tattoo on the guy's arm on the right. I had to snap a picture because this motherfucker got that tattoo BEFORE THE MOVIE EVEN CAME OUT. Not to overshadow the fact that he even liked the Jared Leto Joker from the previews so much that he got it tattooed on himself, of course.
 
OP looks like some kind of sick halloween decoration, but I have a few stories of my own. Sadly, I never took a picture of the Mcdonalds toilet that was filled with Ecstasy. Allow me to paint a picture, the toilet was completely clogged with what had to have been dozens of ecstacy pills, hundreds possibly. Atleast a month's supply of ectasy had been flushed down that toilet and had clogged it. Eight-year-old me didn't really know what ecstasy was, and didn't know that the toilet was clogged. Eight-year-old me just took a piss without caring that the toilet was filled with drugs. I flushed, guess what happened next. I left that bathroom in a flood of piss and ecstasy. The multicolored pills mixed with piss and toilet water resembled a colorswapped version of lucky charms, and surely made a nightmare for whoever had to clean it up.

Not really a mystery, more of a personal "What", but once I learned what those pills were years later, my question was who in the hell would ever try to flush that many ecstasy pills, clog the toilet with them, and then leave them there for an eight-year-old to find.

r/thathappened.
 
Small thing, but yesterday we found a bird (a starling) trapped in the tube between our bathroom extractor fan and the vent at the side of the house. The outside vent is covered by a grille with holes about 1cm wide, and the fan in the bathroom has a grille across it too. Both were firmly screwed in place. There's just a tube about the width of your fist between the fan and the grille, with solid concrete walls and no exit except for each end. A Starling is a mid-sized bird with a wingspan of about 25cm and wasn't able to fully stand up in the space it was in.

I had to dismantle the extractor fan to get the (very unhappy) bird out. How the fuck did it get in there??
 
I once saw a car/motorbike crash on the side of a rural Italian road. It convinced me that those fuckers really should learn that helmets are a good idea on motorbikes. I really do not ever want to see anything like that ever again.
 
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