THERAPIST, WEIGH IN, TJ MAXX!!!!!!! - 8/6/2018

[Long time lurker]

Gift basket: Amber only buys shit that Amber likes. Aside from the "selection" of bargain bin CDs, which where picked up by Becky, everything else was chosen by Amber for Amber.
To me, the biggest faux pas was the "perfume". Scents are a very personal thing and should never be given to someone you don't know intimately (a partner, parents and MAYBE siblings).

I'm sure she bought twice as many chocolates for herself as she did for Becky's sister.

Is she the ultimate narc who really does love herself, or someone who actually loathes herself so much she'll do anything to stop anyone seeing the real person? I can't decide...

IMO, every narc loathes themselves. Developing (for lack of a better word) NPD is the way they cope with that. It's partially fake it until you make it, and partially such low self esteem, they don't even try to find anything that would give them some sense of worth.

 

[Xenomorph]

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I feel like this shot of Becky sadly, yet determinedly digging through the discount cds at Walmart describes her life more succinctly than anything I could ever convey through words.

How much Necky has in her bank account without fat AL

 

[idosometimes]

One would think that someone who is constantly writing would be able come up with a better description than "it has so much going on."

I do not know why, but I honestly thought that was food for both of them before she zoomed out. I should have known better.

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I feel like this shot of Becky sadly, yet determinedly digging through the discount cds at Walmart describes her life more succinctly than anything I could ever convey through words.

Does this rotund goon really think that anyone would recognize her super feminine nature if she turned her hat around? You could easily post this pic on some reddit memorials boards saying that it was your brother who died 10 years ago without anyone even thinking that it was girl.

 

[497]

I think I've figured out why she likes candles so much. Historically candles were made from fat, so Hamberlynn identifies with them. Since she is almost 100% bodyfat, basically she feels like a huge candle herself.

And just a little bonus from me, enjoy a GIF from this video. I made it by rubbing lard on my keyboard:

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I believe she's saying "Oh crap I'm fat."

For a moment I thought that blanket in the back was part of her arm.. Has she ever explained why the teal sheets look pink on camera?

Also she did say/blame Becky for picking out the food scented candles.

 

[Xenomorph]

I wonder how many times AL said she bought Neckys sister the gift when they handed over the Female Inmate Basket to her.

 

[literally low-key]

She opens with, "I'm about to do me some writeen."

 

[Maggots on a Train]

All I see in that pic is 3 chins and no neck, but dozens of chokers...

If she shrugs her shoulders, her bottommost chin will make three way cleavage with her breasts.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Therapists are typically non-confrontational in the early sessions to earn the client's trust, but eventually apply empathic confrontation, which is to say they confront the dysfunctional person with their shit, in a nice way.

Hmm I guess that's why the therapist didn't work with Penny from 600lb Life. She seemed to call her out right at the first session... Of course, if she had waited and done it a month or whatever later, I bet the response would be similar. Same with Hamber.