THERAPIST, WEIGH IN, TJ MAXX!!!!!!! - 8/6/2018

They bought a bunch of cheap shit at Walmart for Becky's sister's birthday but didn't think to get her anything from Bath and Body works instead (not that it's much better but you get the point) when they were buying 4 $25 candles to cover up their own stench?
 
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I feel like this shot of Becky sadly, yet determinedly digging through the discount cds at Walmart describes her life more succinctly than anything I could ever convey through words.
 
Why the hell....who still....Hybrid Theory.....just WHAT????

If Necky's sister rully lahks LP, it's fairly likely she has their first, seminal album. From twenty years ago. Point 2 - nobody still buys CDs unless they are seriously into music....if we even try and pretend Necky's mob are some sort of audiophiles that still have hifi separates, that reiterates point 1; they'd already have their favourite stuff. Like 90% of us, they're downloading their stuff or copying.

I'm fairly sure the same sperging applies to makeup. Fucking Hard Candy and Maybelline....

They're just picking up random shit and assigning it to people to justify buying it. There's no thought here, just uncomfortable amounts of money thrown at rubbish for the sake of it. Then she'll be salty because she won't understand why they're not over the moon, when reality is that a young family with kids neither needs more clutter nor the imposition of "fuck, they spent loads on us." If you need to lay out over $50, they'd probably rather have the money than Waltat bath stuff, crap makeup and really old CDs.

Someone splain to me how that "gift basket" *hurl* is truly thoughtful. Cos I do not get it.
 
It's weird to me that she wears chokers when it accentuates her double chin and moon face.

To be fair, anything would. Besides, we can only see them when she cranes her neck upward, which is a bonus bearing in mind how utterly hideous all her jewellery is. It's like someone netted the Pacific Gyre then sold her the resultant shit ton of plastic.
 
I think I've figured out why she likes candles so much. Historically candles were made from fat, so Hamberlynn identifies with them. Since she is almost 100% bodyfat, basically she feels like a huge candle herself.

And just a little bonus from me, enjoy a GIF from this video. I made it by rubbing lard on my keyboard:

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I believe she's saying "Oh crap I'm fat."
 
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If you need to lay out over $50, they'd probably rather have the money than Waltat bath stuff, crap makeup and really old CDs.

The one redeeming quality about Walmart is that you can return any of their garbage without question or a receipt. The sister can load up the basket as soon as Becky and Amber leave, drive to her closest Wammart, and return the crap in favor of store credit without offending our dainty princess.
 
They're just picking up random shit and assigning it to people to justify buying it. There's no thought here, just uncomfortable amounts of money thrown at rubbish for the sake of it. Then she'll be salty because she won't understand why they're not over the moon, when reality is that a young family with kids neither needs more clutter nor the imposition of "fuck, they spent loads on us." If you need to lay out over $50, they'd probably rather have the money than Waltat bath stuff, crap makeup and really old CDs.

Someone splain to me how that "gift basket" *hurl* is truly thoughtful. Cos I do not get it.

Exactly. This gift basket pretty much screams, "I don't know anything about you or what you like, so here's a bunch of toiletries and shit!" It's such an impersonal gift and only a way to buy random shit and for AL to pat herself on the ass for being such a generous and thoughtful person.

Also, glad you are so excited about therapy AL. Therapy isn't fun, and if you get even a halfway decent therapist they are going to ask some tough questions and unearth some really uncomfortable shit that you are going to have to face in order to improve yourself. However, (this has been pointed out in this thread before) since AL is only doing this to appease her viewers and not because she has truly come to terms that she needs therapy, this will fizzle out just like any other goal she has set in her life so far.
 
Is it just me, or did her good mood seem extremely forced?

I know she said she was back on her meds, but don't most mood altering drugs take at least a week to build up in your system before they become effective?

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It's usually at least two weeks before there is an effect of any kind, even if it's a medication you have used before. It was an affectation.

Also, there's victim mentality, and then there's victim mentality, and then there's complaining about being mistaken for a boy when you actively try to resemble one.
 
So lumpy. It doesn’t look like a people anymore, does it? What does she see when she looks in the mirror making asshole faces? So many questions...


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And there's that swing dress she bought at Target while on "vacation." A roomy, comfy summer dress that on her is a top that is tighter than a sausage casing.

I simply do not understand why someone as vain as AL doesn't even try to obtain a nice selection of plus size clothes that at least fit her. All she has to do is get a couple of prepaid credit cards, fill them, and order online leggings, tops, and dresses in the correct size. It's far less humiliating to do than to continue to wear dresses as tops, leggings with holes in them, and bras she outgrew 150 pounds ago, and she wouldn't look as gross or pathetic. She'd get the same instant thrill of pushing the buy button as she does when she purchases stickers and candles and chokers. She'd only have to channel her Walmaart tat into clothes a few times, so it's not like she would miss out entirely on her useless splurges. It wouldn't even impact her food budget. I really don't get it,
 
The sister can load up the basket as soon as Becky and Amber leave, drive to her closest Wammart, and return the crap in favor of store credit without offending our dainty princess.

True. But don't we all keep shit like that stuffed at the back of a cupboard through guilt? Besides, I get the feeling our gorl is one of those who demands to know where you put her nightmare gifts, what you think of them, how they have enriched your life - and she'll nose around your house until she finds them... :cryblood:

Exactly. This gift basket pretty much screams, "I don't know anything about you or what you like, so here's a bunch of toiletries and shit!" It's such an impersonal gift and only a way to buy random shit and for AL to pat herself on the ass for being such a generous and thoughtful person.
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Seems really cunty to be snarking on her over a gift, but she just has no idea does she? Why show it off to the world? How impersonal. And if you want to treat a busy working mother with boujie toiletries then make it a luxury cohesive gift, not just a basket of cheap random shite obviously all picked up from one bargain bin from one place in one trip. Its almost sad, she wants everything NOW, has no idea you have to work a long time to have worthwhile relationships or friendships, you can't just barge in and buy other peoples' but she does it again and again and never understands its too much, too OTT, too fast.

And for the same reason, if she even makes it to the therapist, it'll be a bust. Like you guys, I don't think she's going for the right reason, it was just a manic thought that flitted through her great fat head. I don't think she really wants to change (I don't think she has any idea how fucked up she is) and everything in her life is a scramble to avoid herself - shopping, buying friends, eating, being extra all the time. She's not ready to dismantle AmberLynn Reid; The Life, The Legend and therapy will never work if you're just trying to star in your own life. Its just another diversionary quick fix.

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It's usually at least two weeks before there is an effect of any kind, even if it's a medication you have used before. It was an affectation.

Also, there's victim mentality, and then there's victim mentality, and then there's complaining about being mistaken for a boy when you actively try to resemble one.

She's probably hugely susceptible to placebo effect. She's entirely plastic, she takes everything from those around her and that makes suggestion really powerful. She talks herself into feeling anxious and depressed then talks herself out of it. I don't think it makes much difference if she swallows a sugar pill, an AD or arsenic. As a generalisation ADs don't act that way on clinical depression (if its as serious as she whines about) which is another indicator hers is situational - the general deal isn't of some notable effect, users just one day realise that the bleak has lifted somewhat and they got out of bed without the world crashing on them. She's acting like its Thorazine or some other extreme psychotropic, but its not.

God help any therapist chipping through all those layers of fake and denial. But I've a feeling we'll never hear of the therapist again, just like we never heard about the Singing Doctor or Twinkie's lump.

Edit for thunks....Is she the ultimate narc who really does love herself, or someone who actually loathes herself so much she'll do anything to stop anyone seeing the real person? I can't decide...

@Strine she should use the bathroom for thumbs. We need bathrooms for thumbs. Thumb Pride. Its just anti-thumb bigotry, reeeeee
 
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I feel like this shot of Becky sadly, yet determinedly digging through the discount cds at Walmart describes her life more succinctly than anything I could ever convey through words.

You can see how checked out she is. Chain stores, her lurid cunt of a girlfriend, suburbia, shitty music... I'd be in the tub with a straight edge in minutes
 
And there's that swing dress she bought at Target while on "vacation." A roomy, comfy summer dress that on her is a top that is tighter than a sausage casing.

I simply do not understand why someone as vain as AL doesn't even try to obtain a nice selection of plus size clothes that at least fit her. All she has to do is get a couple of prepaid credit cards, fill them, and order online leggings, tops, and dresses in the correct size. It's far less humiliating to do than to continue to wear dresses as tops, leggings with holes in them, and bras she outgrew 150 pounds ago, and she wouldn't look as gross or pathetic. She'd get the same instant thrill of pushing the buy button as she does when she purchases stickers and candles and chokers. She'd only have to channel her Walmaart tat into clothes a few times, so it's not like she would miss out entirely on her useless splurges. It wouldn't even impact her food budget. I really don't get it,
She doesn't want to face the reality of needing 15XL clothing so she keeps wearing her suffocatingly tight 12XL ensembles and tells herself she's not that big and that she looks rather dainty for a big lass and men are really attracted to her.

ETA: sorry boys, she's totally a lesbian like what? I lidurlly love Becky so much, did you hear that beeb? Beeeeb! Beeeeeeeeeeeeb
 
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I agree with the previous comments about the gift basket. In general, it can be a nice idea if executed with taste, something our gorl unfortunately does not have. Cmon now, two packs of lighters? Trashy and tacky. Half a smaller basket with a few well chosen items would have been ok, I also hope they wrapped it in clear cellofan or something, if they didn’t it just gives an impression of giving a bucket with junk in it.

Also giving a lot of junk creates the guilt and pressure to use the items that you actually don’t care for and personally, I hate that. Giving people something practical, thoughtful and personal is the best way to go. But again, Amber is just doing her thing boo boo, quantity over quality y’all.
 
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