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Walk across Sahara desert because people actually walked over it for millenia unlike Antarctica which even penguins don't walk over.
 
Would you rather smoke ganjah or shove a pickle in your anus?
I don't know what a ganjah is, but I am not sticking anything up my ass. Give me the smokes.

Would you rather have to pay for everything with exact change through coins or pay for everything through credit with a 5% interest rate? For a couple weeks.
 
I don't know what a ganjah is, but I am not sticking anything up my ass. Give me the smokes.

Would you rather have to pay for everything with exact change through coins or pay for everything through credit with a 5% interest rate? For a couple weeks.
Through credit, at least I'll be able to buy something.
Would you rather have a jewish president or sandnigger president?
 
Mumbai looks more civilized, so there.

Would you rather change Marlene Dietrich's oil or change Joan Crawford's tire?
Marlene's oil. She was a brainy, level-headed fraulein, who was also an inventor, and so, I might become a reasonably good amateur mechanic. Joan would likely get cunty about what type of drill I use, and give me shit about putting too much air in the tires.

Er... backspace: WAS Marlene Dietrich an inventor, too? I know Hedy Lamarr was, but I do know that MD was extremely clever, reputedly.
 
1970s to also get the 1980s.

Would you rather be able to easily one night stand almost any woman but never get married or be able to find an absolute perfect wife have her be your one and only.
 
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