The would you rather thread

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

Goth, at least that could be SOMEWHAT "cool"

Would you rather binge modern day YMS or IHE for a week straight?

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

Being goth is the less gay of the two, so that.

Would you rather live in Birmingham, Alabama, or Birmingham, England?

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Being goth is the less gay of the two, so that.

Would you rather live in Birmingham, Alabama, or Birmingham, England?

Birmingham, Alabama. Less chance of Yardies coming at me with a shiv.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Being goth is the less gay of the two, so that.

Would you rather live in Birmingham, Alabama, or Birmingham, England?

Birmingham, Alabama. Because of constitution.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Birmingham, Alabama. Because of constitution.

SoHo or Soho?

 

[ChompChomp]

SoHo or Soho?

I don't know what the difference is, so SoHo.

Walk across the Sahara desert or walk across Antarctica?

 

[Boldizar]

Walk across Sahara desert because people actually walked over it for millenia unlike Antarctica which even penguins don't walk over.

 

[The Last Stand]

Walk across Sahara desert because people actually walked over it for millenia unlike Antarctica which even penguins don't walk over.

Where's your Would You Rather? You're ruining the flow.

Would you rather ride a horse in the cold or in the heat?

 

[Boldizar]

Where's your Would You Rather? You're ruining the flow.

Would you rather ride a horse in the cold or in the heat?

Horse in the cold so it wouldn't try to rape anyone.
Would you rather smoke ganjah or shove a pickle in your anus?

 

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather smoke ganjah or shove a pickle in your anus?

I don't know what a ganjah is, but I am not sticking anything up my ass. Give me the smokes.

Would you rather have to pay for everything with exact change through coins or pay for everything through credit with a 5% interest rate? For a couple weeks.

 

[Boldizar]

I don't know what a ganjah is, but I am not sticking anything up my ass. Give me the smokes.

Would you rather have to pay for everything with exact change through coins or pay for everything through credit with a 5% interest rate? For a couple weeks.

Through credit, at least I'll be able to buy something.
Would you rather have a jewish president or sandnigger president?

 

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather have a jewish president or sandnigger president?

Jewish president. Israel is in a better state in society than the rest of the Middle East. We even had that choice last election, so...

Would you rather learn a new language or learn a new skill?

 

[Boldizar]

Jewish president. Israel is in a better state in society than the rest of the Middle East. We even had that choice last election, so...

Israel is good as long as you're jewish

Would you rather learn a new language or learn a new skill?

New language.
Would you rather nuke Tel-Aviv or Dubai?

 

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather nuke Tel-Aviv or Dubai?

Yes.

Would you rather lose your sight or lose your hearing?

 

[Boldizar]

Yes.

Would you rather lose your sight or lose your hearing?

Lose hearing, so I can continue sperging about jews on kiwifarms
Would you rather live in Mumbai or Calcutta?

 

[The Last Stand]

Lose hearing, so I can continue sperging about jews on kiwifarms
Would you rather live in Mumbai or Calcutta?

Mumbai looks more civilized, so there.

Would you rather change Marlene Dietrich's oil or change Joan Crawford's tire?

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Mumbai looks more civilized, so there.

Would you rather change Marlene Dietrich's oil or change Joan Crawford's tire?

Marlene's oil. She was a brainy, level-headed fraulein, who was also an inventor, and so, I might become a reasonably good amateur mechanic. Joan would likely get cunty about what type of drill I use, and give me shit about putting too much air in the tires.

Er... backspace: WAS Marlene Dietrich an inventor, too? I know Hedy Lamarr was, but I do know that MD was extremely clever, reputedly.

 

[Ventrue]

Marlene Dietrich's oil. She would be easier to deal with.

Would rather live in the 1970s or 1980s?

 

[PermaLurker69]

1970s to also get the 1980s.

Would you rather be able to easily one night stand almost any woman but never get married or be able to find an absolute perfect wife have her be your one and only.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Marlene Dietrich's oil. She would be easier to deal with.

Would rather live in the 1970s or 1980s?

1974-1978 specifically. The Bon Scott shagging tarty groupies days. And nightclubbing was a relatively new scene.