The shitty advice thread

[PT 522]

Post your problems and receive shitty advice from internet autists.

If you reply with serious advice you're fucking gay.
If you spam "kill yourself" with no creative flair you're so gay that you're probably taking dick up the ass as you type.

I don't have any problems because I am the perfect alpha giga Chad living a perfect alpha giga life and I am only here to allay your woes out of the kindness of my heart. Come whisper your sorrows in my ear.

 

[MediocreMilt]

My but smell. Why my shit stink???

 

[mr.moon1488]

My but smell. Why my shit stink???

Your butt only has one T. This is a rare genetic disorder which can cause your shit to stink.

 

[PT 522]

My but smell. Why my shit stink???

Your problem is that you wipe ass with tissue and not with hand

 

[JM 590]

I don't have any problems because I am the perfect alpha giga Chad living a perfect alpha giga life and I am only here to allay your woes out of the kindness of my heart. Come whisper your sorrows in my ear.

nigga you fat tho

How do i become a hoarder

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

My but smell. Why my shit stink???

 

[Lame Entropy]

Perfect. I need to find a new car and place to live within the next two months, what to do?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

How do i become a hoarder

Make a runescape account.

 

[Wendy Carter]

how do i shot web?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Perfect. I need to find a new car and place to live within the next two months, what to do?

 

[PT 522]

nigga you fat tho

Call me when you can get half as many bitches with your skinny ass ?

 

[mr.moon1488]

how do i shot web?

I think drinking silly string, and gorilla glue will do it for you.

 

[PT 522]

How do I get a girl to let me touch one of her titty

 

[Hummingbird]

How do I get a girl to let me touch one of her titty

Put a gun to her head and ask politely.

 

[Mightykiwi]

How do I get a girl to let me touch one of her titty

Pay her

 

[PT 522]

how do i shot web?

Directly into your veins

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How do git gud?

 

[Kirito]

I made some hot cocoa but it was too hot. I added some water to cool it down but then it was too weak. I drank it anyways.
How should I move on from this?

 

[nagant 1895]

I've been called for jury duty. How can I escape this terrible burden?

 

[Kirito]

I've been called for jury duty. How can I escape this terrible burden?

Just give them a call and say you're really not feeling it and stay home. They'll understand